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LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!! 

submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

*shrieks* nOt PeAnUt BuTtEr D:

*grabs mason jar filled with raspberry jam with a red gingham cloth over the lid* 

*delicately undoes the cloth lid* 

*not-so-delicately dumps raspberry jam into trebuchet*

*shoots it at Hawkstar*

fear me and my highly nutritious homemade jam mwahahah >:D 

submitted by pangolin, age she/they, Outskirts of the Galaxy
(January 30, 2024 - 5:35 pm)

Did you know Vegemite can become explosive (and be used as rocket fuel) if mixed with the correct chemicals? And since we're all weaponizing various food spreads...

 

Side note:  Don't actually quote me on this, as I'm not totally certain---i only found reference to it on a few random chemistry blogs. I advise against trying this at home.

submitted by Scuttles , Vegemite
(January 31, 2024 - 8:38 am)

*wanders peacefully onto thread*

*sees peanut butter*

*sees jam (YES I LOVE RASPBERRY JAM <3)*

*scoops up raspberry jam that is On-The-Floor-But-Not-Touching-It*

*grabs bread and a butter knife and starts to open the container of peanut butter*

*freezes* 

*realizes that somebody might be allergic to peanuts...* 

*closes peanut butter container* 

*settles on a...jam sandwich instead??* 

Nya says <axhha> What's so funny about an axe? 

 

submitted by Lyric (not winning), age :D, deep underwater
(January 30, 2024 - 11:17 pm)

(Sees jam everywhere)

(Shrugs)

(Promptly wins) 

submitted by Moon Wolf , age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(January 31, 2024 - 11:30 am)

Many thanks, mighty pangolin, for saving us from the horrors of peanut butter! *shudders* I'm not allergic to it, but I might as well be. However, as queen, I now outlaw both peanut butter and jam.

*all peanut butter and jam disappears*

There.

submitted by Amethyst
(January 31, 2024 - 1:23 pm)

*gasps*

Is chocolate at least allowed?

 

submitted by Lyric (not winning), age :D, deep sea
(January 31, 2024 - 5:25 pm)

Yes; in fact, chocolate is obligatory~

submitted by Amethyst
(January 31, 2024 - 7:52 pm)

*Wanders onto thread*

*Sees jam and other foodstuffs all over the floor*

*Shrieks and begins loading marmalade into a bazooka* 

submitted by Sempreverde, i win
(January 31, 2024 - 2:08 pm)

Amethyst, you didn't ban Vegemite... *Evil grin*

*Coats everything in Vegemite*

hehehehe 

submitted by Scuttles
(January 31, 2024 - 2:47 pm)

I didn't have such high hopes that peanut butter would cause such a stir! ...Yay!

submitted by Hawkstar, age You can't, stop me lovin myself
(January 31, 2024 - 4:34 pm)

nOo why did you bring peanut butter back into the conversation-

submitted by Allergies
(January 31, 2024 - 6:24 pm)

Lyric, you posted 17 seconds ago. Not that long time for winning, unfortunetly for you...

submitted by Hawkstar, age Poetry, flowing out of me
(January 31, 2024 - 5:26 pm)

I'm not intending to win. I'm just posting because this is a fun thread :) That's why I said "NOT winning" Actually, I have no desire to win at all.

submitted by Lyric (NOT winning), age :D, deep sea
(February 1, 2024 - 5:18 pm)
submitted by Scuttles , exploding some vegemite
(February 1, 2024 - 8:32 am)

Um....

*franticly changes the subject*

...Pillow fight?

*disappears in a pile of pillows* 

submitted by Hawkstar, age Dynamite, My thoughts in Korea
(February 1, 2024 - 4:27 pm)
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