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OFFICIAL DUELING GROUND
OFFICIAL DUELING GROUND FOR TURKS VERSUS CHRISTMAS CULT!
It has come to my attention that a war has started between two factions: The Christmas Cult...
Ahoy Deer!
and The Gathering of Thanks-Givers, or the Turks.
Greetings.
Given that these two factions are at war, they will obviously need a place to war on. This is why Floof Industries is proud to present the first ever Floof brand war ground! (Trying to come up witha better name)
Battleground description:
On the right side is where the CC will reside. It is essentially a winter wonderland, covered from head to toe in packing snow and nothing else. Not a tree, household, or anything else. There are brick molders on the side to help them create their forts. This battleground is about the size of half a football field.
Advantages: Easy to make bases
Disadvantages: Snow is the only weapon
On the left side resides the Turks. They have every Thanksgiving food weapon imaginable: turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, Msahed potatoes, pumpkin pie, roasted veggies, you name it. The floor is entirely tiled, and the size is about half a foootball field.
Pros: Bigger arsenal of weapons
Cons: Bases will be very hard to make
Surrounding these fields will be walls made of smooth concrete. No other weapons or magic will be allowed. Once you choose a side, you may not go back. If you have commented positevely on the side's personal posts, that is the side you are on. Both I, Ella Starburst and Sammy Witch will be neutrual parties, occasionally adding stage events to make things more interesting. Samantha?
*With that, let the first ever Floof sponsored battle...
COMMENCE!
submitted by Floof Industries, Plymouth Rock
(November 3, 2019 - 12:28 pm)
(November 3, 2019 - 12:28 pm)
...am I the only member of the Christmas cult?
;-;
*cries in loneliness*
*throws a snowball at random Turk*
*continues to cry in loneliness*
(November 5, 2019 - 11:56 am)
I shall join you! *shivers* I almost chose Thanksgiving, because I could not decide, but I'd rather be here. *carefully packs snow* *shivers again* I'm not quite sure why i'm here, I get cold so easily and I hate the cold, but CHRISTMAS!!
Hey Adelaide, would you like to join?
Not really, but *various foods are scattered onto outfit* *starts boiling with anger* You know what, I will join you!!!! *throws snow*
(November 5, 2019 - 8:42 pm)
Excellent choice, Miss Sunshine and Adelaide! I would applaud you, but-
NEW MEMBER! BOMBARDMENT!
My hands are full. ATTACK!
(November 6, 2019 - 12:32 pm)
*throws pies, hay, and snowballs indiscriminately*
(November 6, 2019 - 4:43 pm)
Are there any stoves?
(November 6, 2019 - 9:06 pm)
(November 7, 2019 - 8:40 pm)
WHERE BE MY CHRISTMAS CULT PEEPS
WE’LL SHOW THESE PILGRIMS WHAT THE BEST TIME OF YEAR REALLY IS
*chucks snowballs with a battle cry*
(November 7, 2019 - 8:44 am)
*ducks behind pie plate to avoid snowballs* Nyx, what are you doing? We don't need a fort anymore, we have the pie plates!
Y34h, wh0 kn3w g14nt p13 pl4t3s w3r3 s0 r3s1l14nt?
I know, I know! I guess I just really like this weird mashed potato stuff.
Well, STOP likeing it! Help us THROW STUF AT THE CHRISTMAS CULT! *yells and throws small pies*
*takes small pie plates from Khione and fills them with squash and cranberry sauce* Look, we can reuse these pie plates, too! Maybe we can use them kind of like catapults. *starts mumbling math equations to herself*
(November 7, 2019 - 1:44 pm)
It is a disgrace to turkeys, who by the way were almost America's official bird, to celebrate Christmas before celebrating Thanksgiving.
Please think about this. You are making the turkeys sad.
You wouldn't want to make a cute, sweet, innocent turkey sad, would you?
(November 7, 2019 - 4:02 pm)
ARENA EVENT!
Each side will be sprayed with potions and I that will aid OR harm you in your battle. Tehy are completely randomly generated, and their attacks will last until the next event!
The Turks are spayed with:
A speed-increasing potion!
The Christmas Cult is sprayed with:
A potion that grants them the ability to fly 30 cm off the ground!
The Apriols are sprayed with:
A potion that turns all they touch to gold!
(November 7, 2019 - 4:42 pm)
*Pumps fist* Yes! Speed boost! *Dashes around arena* Oh this is so great. *Starts whipping whipped cream at the CCs*
(November 7, 2019 - 8:33 pm)
AAAAH! *runs face-first into the wall* Uuuuuh......
4444nd, Kh10n3 1s 0ut. 0h, j33z! *trips over Khione* H4ng 0n, 3v3ry0n3..... 1'll b3 b4ck 1n 4 m1nut3......
Apollo is out too.
Guys, we ran out of alive turkeys.
Why were we even using alive turkeys?
(November 8, 2019 - 9:33 am)
*charges in*
WHOOP WHOO!!!!!!!!!!! THANKSGIVING FOREVER AND ALWAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
*reaches into satchel* *pulls out pellet corn shooter* *starts shooting corn kernels at people of the CHristmas Cult*
Puck: I SHALL BE JOINING THE CHRISTMAS CULT!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: But Puck... why?!?! YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!!
Puck: *sticks tongue out* Because I can! Plus-I love pushing your buttons! And I love teasing you, and I love the sweet smell of victory, and victory is just around the corner! *throws a manufactured snowball from her pranks store at Joan's face*
Ariel: *intercepts the snowball* Sorry dear sister, but I do believe that I shall be joining the Turks this time of year.
Puck: *murmurs* What?!? My own brother... turned against me! THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!
Galahad:*translated from CAPTCHA speak*: But Puck, wouldn't you rather be with the Apriols??? You know, since you're the master of pranks?
Puck: *tilts head* Hmm... you may be right. No one said I couldn't join both sides.... so... DOUBLE AGENT TIME!!!!!!!
Me: Now we're talking! EVERY CBER FOR THEMSELF AND THEIR TEAM!!!!!!!
*continues to shoot corn kernels at the Christmas cult*
(November 8, 2019 - 7:42 pm)
Finally, a new member!
(November 11, 2019 - 8:08 pm)
You won't be enjoying your victory for long! CULTISTS! RELEASE YOUR BEASTS!
*For the KK, Gigantic Waterbears storm out of a previously unseen cavern, charging towards the Turks. A few strays head towards Zomb.*
Wh-this is preposterous! How are they moving?
*jazz hands* Christmas Spirit!
*I'll allow it.
Me as well. Think of something fast, Turks!
(November 15, 2019 - 9:53 am)