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OFFICIAL DUELING GROUND
OFFICIAL DUELING GROUND FOR TURKS VERSUS CHRISTMAS CULT!
It has come to my attention that a war has started between two factions: The Christmas Cult...
Ahoy Deer!
and The Gathering of Thanks-Givers, or the Turks.
Greetings.
Given that these two factions are at war, they will obviously need a place to war on. This is why Floof Industries is proud to present the first ever Floof brand war ground! (Trying to come up witha better name)
Battleground description:
On the right side is where the CC will reside. It is essentially a winter wonderland, covered from head to toe in packing snow and nothing else. Not a tree, household, or anything else. There are brick molders on the side to help them create their forts. This battleground is about the size of half a football field.
Advantages: Easy to make bases
Disadvantages: Snow is the only weapon
On the left side resides the Turks. They have every Thanksgiving food weapon imaginable: turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, Msahed potatoes, pumpkin pie, roasted veggies, you name it. The floor is entirely tiled, and the size is about half a foootball field.
Pros: Bigger arsenal of weapons
Cons: Bases will be very hard to make
Surrounding these fields will be walls made of smooth concrete. No other weapons or magic will be allowed. Once you choose a side, you may not go back. If you have commented positevely on the side's personal posts, that is the side you are on. Both I, Ella Starburst and Sammy Witch will be neutrual parties, occasionally adding stage events to make things more interesting. Samantha?
*With that, let the first ever Floof sponsored battle...
COMMENCE!
submitted by Floof Industries, Plymouth Rock
(November 3, 2019 - 12:28 pm)
(November 3, 2019 - 12:28 pm)
YEAH!! *grabs turkey* *turkey squawks, indicating that it's still alive* *drops turkey in surprise* *grabs turkey again* GATHERING OF THANKS-GIVERS!!!!!!!
Wow. I never realized before how much Nyx hates the early Christmas preppers.
Me neither.
YAH!!!!! TURKS AWAY!!!!!
TURKS T0 B4TTL3!!!!!!
At least we don't hate the actual people.
Yep.
*Rhaksha and Vivian grab carrots and pumkin pie and wave them around aggresively*
(November 3, 2019 - 5:03 pm)
(November 3, 2019 - 9:31 pm)
Can I start a mercenary guild known as the Apriols? We are the lovers of April Fools, hence the name, and will do anything for a bit of gold.
(November 3, 2019 - 11:30 pm)
*I don't see a problem with it.
Neither do I, especially since I learned something new today. Go ahead, Apriols!
(November 4, 2019 - 5:21 pm)
Oooooh....Pie thing? [} [}
(November 4, 2019 - 10:31 am)
OW! Blast you traditionalists! Take...THIS! *Holds up Snow-zooka and pummels cerinthe*
(November 4, 2019 - 5:29 pm)
*dodges snow-zooka (more like falls on ground at just the right time), grabs a bowl of cranberry sauce, hurls it at Kringle Krook*
FOR NARNIA!!!!!!! I mean, for....THANKSGIVING!! RIGHT! I KNEW THAT!!!!!!!!!
(November 4, 2019 - 6:24 pm)
AHOY DEER!!
:D
No that's not right.
>:(
Better
>:D
Perfect. *Evil laugh*
that was my first attack: Now the next one:
CHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHR
ISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRI
STMASCHRISTMAS
*watches as their base is covered in the attack*
oh no our attacks are weak...
BUT theIR BASES ARE ALSO WEAK
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wait does that mean nothing happens?
...
...
ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(November 4, 2019 - 2:49 pm)
RAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!! *throws various thanksgiving foods at opponents*
*helps Khione*
Rhaksha, give me a hand with our base! *uses ice to freeze mashed-potato wall in place*
*holds up Nyx's mashed-potato base wall while she freezes it* Has it dawned on you yet that you're one of the Turks, but you're powers include ice and snow, which seem to signify Christmas?
*looks at hands* Well, true, and that's annoying, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm a Turk through and through.
Well said. *hurls turkey legs at Aqua*
(November 4, 2019 - 3:14 pm)
*Blows whistle* ABSOLUTELY NOT!
*No use of any other magic or attacks in these battles. *unfreezes wall* like I said, get creative.
First strike. Next strike will result in having to fight for the other team for one comment!
(November 4, 2019 - 5:23 pm)
Yes! It is finally finished! I have created a mixture of stuffing and mashed potatos that *should* hold up bases well! Grab a handful, everyone! Kitten, watch out! Incoming snow attack!
(November 4, 2019 - 5:28 pm)
I will be on the side of the Turks, but I prefer to attack with words rather than food. (We need to EAT the food!)
Point the First: I do not celebrate Christmas, so I get annoyed whenever anyone assumes that everyone everyone must love Christmas.
Point the Second: I love autumn. Specifically, I love crisp, cool air, and crunchy leaves, and family, and Halloween, and Thanksgiving. In my opinion, winter starts with Christmas season. It is not yet Christmas season. Thanksgiving is one of my favorite parts of autumn, which must mean that Thanksgiving is during autumn. If Thanksgiving is during autumn, then autumn must continue until Thanksgiving, so it is currently autumn. If Christmas season is the start of winter, and winter does not equal autumn, then it cannot be Christmas season.
Point the Third: Thanksgiving is a federally recognized holiday. Christmas is not. Therefore, Thanksgiving must be of more worth to at least some people, and ought to be recognized.
Point the Fourth: I have nothing against Christmas. It is a perfectly fine holiday. My argument is solely with the people who take over the amazingness which is autumn and fill it with fake snow, dead trees, and imposter Santa Clauses.
(November 4, 2019 - 3:16 pm)
*Rolls out giant pies* Guys! Throw the actual pie at the enemy, then use the pie-pans as shields! We won't even need a fort! TURKS FTW
(November 4, 2019 - 5:28 pm)
000h, g00d 1d34 R0gu3!
Yaaaassssss! *helps Apollo throw pie at enemies*
Hey, guys, can we have the pie plate over here?
Yeah, we need it for the...... you know, Rogue's right. All we need to do is stand a few of these up on end together, and we have a protective wall.
Hey, that's true. C'mon, guys, lets stick it up in Nyx's frozen mashed potatoes!
Oh, okay! *freezes potatoes while others hold up the pie plate*
(November 4, 2019 - 7:03 pm)
Oops, I just now saw Ella and Sammy's post about the magic, so I take back the part about freezing the potatoes to the ground.
(November 5, 2019 - 9:16 am)