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I AM A

I AM A PUG IN WATER, AND I AM OUT TO SPLASH YOU

splash-splash-splash-slpash-splash-spalsh-splash-splash-splash 

*splashes any CBer who is reading this thread*

Who will join me in the great Pool Party of Pugs? We must drive every corgi out of our pool with many splashes and tsunamis and such!

Well?

WET PUGS VS. WET CORGIS . . . . . GO! 

 

 

 

submitted by wet pug named Marcy, age ?, WATER
(March 11, 2019 - 7:45 pm)

Ha! Winged Canine CAPTCHAs! LET'S DESTROY - *Clears throat* - I MEAN LET'S DO THIS

submitted by Nihil
(March 16, 2019 - 2:42 pm)

*Ella stands on surfboard*

*BORK BROK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK*

TRANSLATION: EVERYONE! WE MUST ALL STOP FIGHTING AND UNITE TOGETHER TO DEFEAT A COMMON ENEMY-*Points to Nihil* BIG FAT BULLY DOGS 

submitted by Sammy and Ella
(March 17, 2019 - 3:30 pm)

*Laughs* Fat? Says the pugs and corgis! Bully? You're the one teaming up.

submitted by Nihil
(March 17, 2019 - 8:02 pm)

*slaps Nihil* yeah, but that's cause your bigger  than all of us, and aren't taking any sides! *tackles bully dog*

submitted by sammy
(March 18, 2019 - 7:25 am)

Rogue: Oh, no...

Nihil: Did you just... Slap me? *Bats sammy to the ground and holds him there with one paw, eyes ablaze with fury* I. WILL. END. YOU. *Throws sammy against the wall on the other side of the room*

Rogue: SAMMY RUN SHE WILL ACTUALLY END YOU

Nihil: SUCH IS THE FURY AND HATRED OF AN UNDERSHADE CANINE!!! *Flies towards sammy's throat* *sammy suddenly disappears* Hm. Must have left the thread. Oh well. My vengeance will be served when he comes back...

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(March 24, 2019 - 1:12 am)

calm down . . . . . 

*SPLASH* 

*earth shakes*

Uh what that wasn't me . . . . .  

submitted by Marcy
(March 27, 2019 - 2:12 pm)

FINALLY a PLOT TWIST! *Rears up on hind legs, wings splayed* *Grinning evilly*

submitted by Nihil
(March 27, 2019 - 5:34 pm)

*pops out of the ground as the earth shakes* *paps Nihil* Shoosh my dear undershade canine *paps again on her snout* Shoosh *gets splashed* *melts*

submitted by Darkking, age Who knows?, A dimension.
(March 27, 2019 - 7:12 pm)

You can't even reach my 'snout', it's fifteen twenty feet away from the ground.

submitted by Nihil
(March 27, 2019 - 9:09 pm)

"Wings my CAPTCHA friend, wings" the CBer whispers before fully melting into a dark puddle on the ground.

fump 

submitted by Darkking, age Who knows?, A dimension
(March 29, 2019 - 8:24 pm)

Nihil: Don't think I don't know you have wings. I would have batted you out of the air before you could touch me with your imbecillic-

Rogue: NIHIL THAT IS MY FRIEND DON'T YOU DARE INSULT THEM.

Nihil: *Growls but doesn't carry on with the insult*

Rogue: Darkking, please forgive Nihil, she's not very... nice to those who and-I-quote "haven't proven their worthiness" to her yet. Basically if you haven't earned her respect, she couldn't care less about you. BUT I care about you 'cause you're my pterodactyl buddy! *High fives goop* 

submitted by Nihil
(March 30, 2019 - 11:31 am)

*resolidifies* *high fives Rogue* Tis good, I can understand Nihil's intenions and respect them *looks at Nihil* *whispers* You're still my favorite undershade canine

catd

No Nihil is not a cat... I think *looks at her suspiciously* 

submitted by Darkking, age Who knows?, A dimension.
(March 30, 2019 - 9:28 pm)

*Recoils in shock that someone actually respects her (she's actually insecure)* Um... Thanks. *Regains self* But don't try that again.

Oh and no, I'm not a cat. 

submitted by Nihil
(March 30, 2019 - 10:40 pm)

(I know I don't go on this thread anymore but Sammy is a girl)

submitted by Ella Starburst
(April 20, 2019 - 5:51 pm)

I am a wet corgiiiiii *spins around and makes massive wave that drenches all pugs*

<drow>

Um... hope they didn't drown... *jumps out of pool* ARE YOU GUYS ALIVE?? 

submitted by Twirlgirl, age 13, My Imaginary Dance Studio
(April 15, 2019 - 7:07 pm)