I AM A
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I AM A
I AM A PUG IN WATER, AND I AM OUT TO SPLASH YOU
splash-splash-splash-slpash-splash-spalsh-splash-splash-splash
*splashes any CBer who is reading this thread*
Who will join me in the great Pool Party of Pugs? We must drive every corgi out of our pool with many splashes and tsunamis and such!
Well?
WET PUGS VS. WET CORGIS . . . . . GO!
submitted by wet pug named Marcy, age ?, WATER
(March 11, 2019 - 7:45 pm)
(March 11, 2019 - 7:45 pm)
I'll fight! I'm an Undershade Canine, so I guess this is my battle too, in a way.
WET PUGS VERSUS WET CORGIES VERSUS UNDERSHADE CANINES OF VARYING MOISTURE
(March 12, 2019 - 12:37 am)
*SPLASH*
(March 13, 2019 - 9:11 am)
*splashes around* bork bork bork bork bork!
*translation: Sammy turned me into a pug!*
*corgi flailing wildly* YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIYIPYIPYIP
*Translation: I AM SAMMY WITCH AND YOU SHALL ALL BE DEStroYED!*
*yips and borks ensue*
(March 14, 2019 - 8:08 am)
ARF ARF ARF *Splashes profusely and happily floats around*
(March 14, 2019 - 3:22 pm)
You shall be obliterated from the face of this time period and I shall not have any regrets. *Uses wings to create the largest tidal wave that has ever been created on the CB*
(March 14, 2019 - 4:30 pm)
*thrashes wildly in tidal wave*
Wait, the corgis are launching their attack already?!
*grabs hose, aims it at Snazzy the corgi*
(March 14, 2019 - 5:33 pm)
*Smiles maliciously* I don't believe you read my first post. I am on no team. I am a Rogue. *Laughs at own pun* *Stops laughing abruptly* Now then. *Makes another tidal wave*
(March 15, 2019 - 1:13 pm)
(March 15, 2019 - 5:44 pm)
*frantic ypping and borking*
(March 14, 2019 - 6:18 pm)
Sammy makes a surboard appear and floats on it. Ella knocks it over.
*bork bork bork*
translation: cheater!
*YIPYIPyipyipyiyippiyiyiyiyiYIYPIPIYIPYPIYIP!*
Translation: I CAN'T HECKIN' SWIM STARBURST!
(March 15, 2019 - 7:29 am)
Yas Queen I got da water . . . . .
*grabs hose*
*dodges Nihil*
*on second thought, grabs goggles and pool noodle*
les go!!!
(March 15, 2019 - 5:45 pm)
Ah yes but what if- *Uses powers to multiply the water in the area* *Everything is submerged* -This happens? You regular dogs are not made of shadow as I am. But, since the odds are on my side anyway, I will refrain from using my powers in this fight.*Water level returns to six inches because pugs and corgis are smol*
(March 15, 2019 - 8:47 pm)
what ya talkin about the water was never 6 inches in da first place, IT WAS THREE FEET we can swim ya know
(March 16, 2019 - 2:25 pm)
GO PUGS!!!!!! BOO CORGIS!!!! BOO NIHIL!!!!
(March 16, 2019 - 9:34 am)
*dunks meeep bc she's friends with Nihil* whos next?
(March 16, 2019 - 12:21 pm)