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I AM A

I AM A PUG IN WATER, AND I AM OUT TO SPLASH YOU

splash-splash-splash-slpash-splash-spalsh-splash-splash-splash 

*splashes any CBer who is reading this thread*

Who will join me in the great Pool Party of Pugs? We must drive every corgi out of our pool with many splashes and tsunamis and such!

Well?

WET PUGS VS. WET CORGIS . . . . . GO! 

 

 

 

submitted by wet pug named Marcy, age ?, WATER
(March 11, 2019 - 7:45 pm)

I'll fight! I'm an Undershade Canine, so I guess this is my battle too, in a way.

WET PUGS VERSUS WET CORGIES VERSUS UNDERSHADE CANINES OF VARYING MOISTURE 

submitted by Nihil
(March 12, 2019 - 12:37 am)

*SPLASH*

submitted by Marcy
(March 13, 2019 - 9:11 am)

*splashes around* bork bork bork bork bork!

*translation: Sammy turned me into a pug!*

*corgi flailing wildly* YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIYIPYIPYIP

*Translation: I AM SAMMY WITCH AND YOU SHALL ALL BE DEStroYED!*

*yips and borks ensue* 

submitted by Ella Starburst
(March 14, 2019 - 8:08 am)

ARF ARF ARF *Splashes profusely and happily floats around*

submitted by Snazzy the Corgi!
(March 14, 2019 - 3:22 pm)

You shall be obliterated from the face of this time period and I shall not have any regrets. *Uses wings to create the largest tidal wave that has ever been created on the CB*

submitted by Nihil
(March 14, 2019 - 4:30 pm)

*thrashes wildly in tidal wave*

Wait, the corgis are launching their attack already?!

*grabs hose, aims it at Snazzy the corgi* 

submitted by Marcy
(March 14, 2019 - 5:33 pm)

*Smiles maliciously* I don't believe you read my first post. I am on no team. I am a Rogue. *Laughs at own pun* *Stops laughing abruptly* Now then. *Makes another tidal wave*

submitted by Nihil
(March 15, 2019 - 1:13 pm)
*aims hose*
wasn't talking about you, I was talking about Snazzy - WOOOOOOF!
*furiously fights the next wave*
*grabs 
THE WAVEMAKER
(which needs three people to operate it, so -*
GARY!!! 
WE SHALL NOW LAUNCH OUR ATTACK 
submitted by Marcy
(March 15, 2019 - 5:44 pm)

*frantic ypping and borking*

submitted by Ella and Sammy
(March 14, 2019 - 6:18 pm)

Sammy makes a surboard appear and floats on it. Ella knocks it over.

*bork bork bork*

translation: cheater!

*YIPYIPyipyipyiyippiyiyiyiyiYIYPIPIYIPYPIYIP!*

Translation: I CAN'T HECKIN' SWIM STARBURST! 

submitted by Ella and Sammy
(March 15, 2019 - 7:29 am)

Yas Queen I got da water . . . . . 

*grabs hose*

*dodges Nihil*

*on second thought, grabs goggles and pool noodle*

les go!!! 

submitted by Gary a pug
(March 15, 2019 - 5:45 pm)

Ah yes but what if- *Uses powers to multiply the water in the area* *Everything is submerged* -This happens? You regular dogs are not made of shadow as I am. But, since the odds are on my side anyway, I will refrain from using my powers in this fight.*Water level returns to six inches because pugs and corgis are smol*

submitted by Nihil
(March 15, 2019 - 8:47 pm)

what ya talkin about the water was never 6 inches in da first place, IT WAS THREE FEET we can swim ya know

submitted by Gary a pug
(March 16, 2019 - 2:25 pm)

GO PUGS!!!!!! BOO CORGIS!!!! BOO NIHIL!!!!

submitted by meeep, age yee, reeeeee
(March 16, 2019 - 9:34 am)

*dunks meeep bc she's friends with Nihil* whos next? 

submitted by Viri, Agent Winter's captcha
(March 16, 2019 - 12:21 pm)