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HELLO EVERYONE! It’s your six-in-one source of fun Floof Industries! March has just flown into the year, do you know what that means:
MONTHLY CHECK-UP TIME!
This is the month of new beginnings; Spring is just around the corner, which means say goodbye to cold, cropless days (and really oddly placed snow days if you’re in Illinois) and say Hola Amigo to flowers, fruit, and BEING ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE! WHO MISSED THAT?! WE SURE DID! WE STILL DO! WONDERFUL ILLINOIS!!!
March, being Irish American Heritage month, also celebrates the coming of St. Patty’s day, a day of Green, leprechauns, and- OUCH! Got pinched there! Looks like SOMEBODY forgot to wear green!
Because of realizations of mistakes in our previous MCU, This one will be much longer, and much different from our last one!
Without further ado, let’s get started with our…
IMPORTANT DATES!
March’s month long observations (credit to The Spruce):
Women’s history month
Deaf history month
National craft month
Optimism month
Honor Society Awareness Month
National Foreign Language Month
National Irish American Month
Weekly Observations, second week:
Read an Ebook week
National Bubble week
Celebrate Your Name week
Weekly Observations, third week:
Act Happy week(starts on third Monday)
International Brain awareness week
Weekly observations, fourth week:
World Folklore and fables week
National Poison Prevention week
Tsunami Preparedness week
Special Days and Holidays (Including ones that passed!)
March 2nd: Read Across America day AND Aquamarine’s birthday!
March 4th: National Grammer day; The Day of the Command (March forth!)
March 5th: World book day
March 9th: Panic Day AND Get Over It day!
March 12th: Plant Day
March 14: National PI day!
March 15: Incredible Kid Day
March 17: St. Patty’s day!
March 20: Earth Day!
March 25: Tolkien Reading Day!
March 26: Make Up Your Own Holiday Day!
March 30: I am In Control Day AND Take a Walk in the Park Day!
That is all for our Important Dates! Now, for our next part, Wait for it, Waaaiit foorrr iittt...
OUR LMWAY!
(Last Month We Asked You)
Last month We Asked You: What would you like to find at the end of a rainbow?
Here are your best answers!
General Waffleson said: I think I would like to find a large pot filled with croutons and possibly a Crouton Dragon dwelling within its depths.
Icy said: I'd love to find something never seen before under the rainbow, a special treasure or metal not known to the world beforehand.
Kitten said: I would love to find proof of magic at the end of a rainbow. Maybe in the form of a leprechaun, maybe my Hogwarts letter, maybe something else…
Spiffycat said: I would like to find a free pug at the end of the rainbow.
Jwyn said: I would want to find a wand and an invisibility cloak at the end of a bright magical rainbow.
That’s it for our LMWAY! Now, get your funny bone ready, because our next section is…
ST. PATRICK’S JOKES!
What do you call a fake rock? A Shamrock! (Submitted by SpiffyCat)
(On the subject on what Holiday they have not celebrated)
“Saint Patty’s day?” “No.” “Aunt Patty’s day.” “No.” (From Sanders Sides “Nightmare Instead of Christmas”)
Meanwhile, In Bikini bottom…
“Spongebob, why in the name of Neptune is PATRICK wearing BIBLICAL ROBES?!”
“It’s Saint Patrick’s day!”
“ If a Milkshake has milk, a protein shake has protein, then a shamrock shape has-”
“Can we have a normal St. Patrick’s day please?”
“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Irish Stew.”
“Irish stew who?”
“Irish stew a happy St. Patty’s day!
And Finally,
Why is it easy to tell if Leprechauns are jealous?
Because they turn green with Envy!
Great jokes, don’t you think? Anyway, now it’s time for our Month-related advice bit! This Month’s theme…
LEPRECHAUN CATCHING TIPS!
Listen for hammering, because they love to make fairy shoes! (Spiffycat)
When dusting, check for small beard hairs. These are like fingerprints: every beard is different.
If you substitute a four leaf clover with a shamrock, you must raise your defenses, because this is equal to substituting elephants for in the zoo to the pastry elephant ears.
4. If one starts to irish jig, do NOT follow suit. You will soon turn into a Leprechaun yourself.
5.. If you make a fake Leprechaun woman, make them a beard.
6. All Leprechauns are allergic to cereal. Sprinkle it all over the ground. Not Lucky charms though: It only makes them stronger.
7. They are also allergic to disinfectant. Spray it or squirt it EVERYWHERE.
8. Finally, Leprechauns are Chaotic Neutrals or Chaotic Evils. Deal with them with utmost caution, or you will face the consequences.
Finally, what you all (All being Spiffy) have been waiting for:
CBer AWARDS!
The first award we’d like to give out is the Floof Industries Ally award, for helping out the most in the comment section, too…..
SPIFFYCAT!
We say this a lot, but we consider you a great person for contributing to Floof! We also think you are a really good CBF! *hugs*
Next, the award for Cutest art, from Fleet, goes to…
AQUAMARINE!
Fleet really likes your art on Pheasant’s art posting thread, and we completely agree! Keep posting that wonderful art, cause you have a talent for it!
Finally, last but DEFINITELY not least, the award for Amazing Short Story, Submitted by Spiffycat, is given to…
CHINCHILLA!
You completely deserved the winning title on the Writing Contest Thread! Your description of the graveyard was wonderful, and Spiffycat agrees! Congrats on this award; you deserve it!
That is all for this Month’s monthly check-Up! Now for our LMWAY:
The Easter Bunny is taking the holiday off. Who is his substitute, and what do they give out?
Leave your answers in the comments below, And we’ll put them in when it’s Monthly check-up time!
Thank you all for waiting for this and an extra big thank-you to our contributors! Remember to put April themed things in the comments!
Here is what we’ll accept:
Important dates
April jokes
Great Prank ideas!
LMWAY answers
Funny things a CAPTCHA said (we did not have enough!)
CBer awards!
Any other funny tidbits about April!
Until next time, have a great life, friends.
Sincerely,
Floof Industries
submitted by Floof Industries
(March 9, 2019 - 10:20 am)
(March 9, 2019 - 10:20 am)
I... kinda already did that...
(March 15, 2019 - 2:58 pm)
*SPLASH*
(March 15, 2019 - 5:50 pm)
Prank ideas!
- Fake sponge cake: Cut a square yellow sponge in half diagonally. Glue a piece of cardboard to one of the pieces, then glue the other piece to the cardboard so it looks like a slice of cake. Then frost it to cover up the cardboard. I tried this one on my mom once when I was little, and it totally worked.
- Put food coloring in a full, opaque beverage container. (I dyed some milk yellow once, and my dad freaked out XD)
- Draw a spider on a roll of toilet paper!
- Put tape over most of a faucet so that when someone turns it on, the water goes everywhere!
- Hide a phone/iPod/iPad/whatever in someone's room, then stream an annoying song really loudly. Hopefully the prank's victim will go crazy looking for it. (I haven't tried this one yet, I'm saving it for April Fool's day this year)
(March 16, 2019 - 8:43 am)