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HELLO EVERYONE! It’s your six-in-one source of fun Floof Industries! March has just flown into the year, do you know what that means:
MONTHLY CHECK-UP TIME!
This is the month of new beginnings; Spring is just around the corner, which means say goodbye to cold, cropless days (and really oddly placed snow days if you’re in Illinois) and say Hola Amigo to flowers, fruit, and BEING ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE! WHO MISSED THAT?! WE SURE DID! WE STILL DO! WONDERFUL ILLINOIS!!!
March, being Irish American Heritage month, also celebrates the coming of St. Patty’s day, a day of Green, leprechauns, and- OUCH! Got pinched there! Looks like SOMEBODY forgot to wear green!
Because of realizations of mistakes in our previous MCU, This one will be much longer, and much different from our last one!
Without further ado, let’s get started with our…
IMPORTANT DATES!
March’s month long observations (credit to The Spruce):
Women’s history month
Deaf history month
National craft month
Optimism month
Honor Society Awareness Month
National Foreign Language Month
National Irish American Month
Weekly Observations, second week:
Read an Ebook week
National Bubble week
Celebrate Your Name week
Weekly Observations, third week:
Act Happy week(starts on third Monday)
International Brain awareness week
Weekly observations, fourth week:
World Folklore and fables week
National Poison Prevention week
Tsunami Preparedness week
Special Days and Holidays (Including ones that passed!)
March 2nd: Read Across America day AND Aquamarine’s birthday!
March 4th: National Grammer day; The Day of the Command (March forth!)
March 5th: World book day
March 9th: Panic Day AND Get Over It day!
March 12th: Plant Day
March 14: National PI day!
March 15: Incredible Kid Day
March 17: St. Patty’s day!
March 20: Earth Day!
March 25: Tolkien Reading Day!
March 26: Make Up Your Own Holiday Day!
March 30: I am In Control Day AND Take a Walk in the Park Day!
That is all for our Important Dates! Now, for our next part, Wait for it, Waaaiit foorrr iittt...
OUR LMWAY!
(Last Month We Asked You)
Last month We Asked You: What would you like to find at the end of a rainbow?
Here are your best answers!
General Waffleson said: I think I would like to find a large pot filled with croutons and possibly a Crouton Dragon dwelling within its depths.
Icy said: I'd love to find something never seen before under the rainbow, a special treasure or metal not known to the world beforehand.
Kitten said: I would love to find proof of magic at the end of a rainbow. Maybe in the form of a leprechaun, maybe my Hogwarts letter, maybe something else…
Spiffycat said: I would like to find a free pug at the end of the rainbow.
Jwyn said: I would want to find a wand and an invisibility cloak at the end of a bright magical rainbow.
That’s it for our LMWAY! Now, get your funny bone ready, because our next section is…
ST. PATRICK’S JOKES!
What do you call a fake rock? A Shamrock! (Submitted by SpiffyCat)
(On the subject on what Holiday they have not celebrated)
“Saint Patty’s day?” “No.” “Aunt Patty’s day.” “No.” (From Sanders Sides “Nightmare Instead of Christmas”)
Meanwhile, In Bikini bottom…
“Spongebob, why in the name of Neptune is PATRICK wearing BIBLICAL ROBES?!”
“It’s Saint Patrick’s day!”
“ If a Milkshake has milk, a protein shake has protein, then a shamrock shape has-”
“Can we have a normal St. Patrick’s day please?”
“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Irish Stew.”
“Irish stew who?”
“Irish stew a happy St. Patty’s day!
And Finally,
Why is it easy to tell if Leprechauns are jealous?
Because they turn green with Envy!
Great jokes, don’t you think? Anyway, now it’s time for our Month-related advice bit! This Month’s theme…
LEPRECHAUN CATCHING TIPS!
Listen for hammering, because they love to make fairy shoes! (Spiffycat)
When dusting, check for small beard hairs. These are like fingerprints: every beard is different.
If you substitute a four leaf clover with a shamrock, you must raise your defenses, because this is equal to substituting elephants for in the zoo to the pastry elephant ears.
4. If one starts to irish jig, do NOT follow suit. You will soon turn into a Leprechaun yourself.
5.. If you make a fake Leprechaun woman, make them a beard.
6. All Leprechauns are allergic to cereal. Sprinkle it all over the ground. Not Lucky charms though: It only makes them stronger.
7. They are also allergic to disinfectant. Spray it or squirt it EVERYWHERE.
8. Finally, Leprechauns are Chaotic Neutrals or Chaotic Evils. Deal with them with utmost caution, or you will face the consequences.
Finally, what you all (All being Spiffy) have been waiting for:
CBer AWARDS!
The first award we’d like to give out is the Floof Industries Ally award, for helping out the most in the comment section, too…..
SPIFFYCAT!
We say this a lot, but we consider you a great person for contributing to Floof! We also think you are a really good CBF! *hugs*
Next, the award for Cutest art, from Fleet, goes to…
AQUAMARINE!
Fleet really likes your art on Pheasant’s art posting thread, and we completely agree! Keep posting that wonderful art, cause you have a talent for it!
Finally, last but DEFINITELY not least, the award for Amazing Short Story, Submitted by Spiffycat, is given to…
CHINCHILLA!
You completely deserved the winning title on the Writing Contest Thread! Your description of the graveyard was wonderful, and Spiffycat agrees! Congrats on this award; you deserve it!
That is all for this Month’s monthly check-Up! Now for our LMWAY:
The Easter Bunny is taking the holiday off. Who is his substitute, and what do they give out?
Leave your answers in the comments below, And we’ll put them in when it’s Monthly check-up time!
Thank you all for waiting for this and an extra big thank-you to our contributors! Remember to put April themed things in the comments!
Here is what we’ll accept:
Important dates
April jokes
Great Prank ideas!
LMWAY answers
Funny things a CAPTCHA said (we did not have enough!)
CBer awards!
Any other funny tidbits about April!
Until next time, have a great life, friends.
Sincerely,
Floof Industries
submitted by Floof Industries
(March 9, 2019 - 10:20 am)
(March 9, 2019 - 10:20 am)
!!!!!
Thanks for the award, my friend!
LMWAY answer:
UGLY BIRD is taking the Easter Bunny's place!!!!!!!
And he is giving out STINKY SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 9, 2019 - 12:28 pm)
This is just...wow.
Like, There is no way we WOULDN'T put this in.
(March 10, 2019 - 8:55 pm)
(March 9, 2019 - 12:29 pm)
(March 10, 2019 - 4:12 pm)
Ooh, cool!
I have a problem with your fourth leprechaun-catching tip (don't do an Irish jig). See, I am an Irish dancer, and I dance an "Irish jig" quite often without turning into a leprechaun. Also, Irish jig is a misnomer - we dance plenty of dances besides jigs and I'm really very tired if people thinking that we only dance jigs. Also, there are multiple types of jigs...
Yes, I know that this was meant to get a joke and I shouldn't get worked up about it, but I'm really tired of these common misconceptions.
LMWAY:
The Easter Bunny has been replaced with the tooth fairy, and it's giving out toothbrushes!
(March 10, 2019 - 10:50 pm)
thanks for the clearing up, and I believe the jig only turns you if a leprechaun is making you do it!
(March 11, 2019 - 7:29 am)
Wow I got an award. Thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 11, 2019 - 9:56 am)
Ah, the Easter Bunny is taking a holiday? Hmm... a yeeting ferretgoat would do well in their place.
For funny CAPTCHAs, Boo said kkid earlier today... and he once said yedy. And he said eeop.
William Shakespeare was both born and died in April! Mr. Webster copyrighted the first version of his dictoinary in April! I have a friend whose birthday is in April! April Fool's Day lasts for two days in Scotland, where the 'kick me' signs are rumored to have originated! The Titanic sank in April! Um, yeah!
*High-fives for good ol' Illinois, my home sweet home*
(March 11, 2019 - 8:32 pm)
*commits high fivels back*
(March 14, 2019 - 8:05 am)
what would this yeeting ferretgoat give?
(March 14, 2019 - 8:06 am)
@Ella, the yeeting ferretgoat would probably hand out yellow snow (it lives in Antarctica).
(March 14, 2019 - 4:26 pm)
LMWAY:
Cricket has replaced the Easter bunny and is hiding future Cricket magazines instead of Easter eggs!
(March 12, 2019 - 12:41 am)
*hurriedly scurries around*
(March 14, 2019 - 11:33 am)
Here's a good prank that you can play on your sibling.
How to turn your sibling invisible:
1. First, alert everyone in the house to this trick, and tell them to act like your sibling is invisible.
2. Pick a spot in your house to take a picture of.
3. Take your sibling to that spot and tell them you will make them invisible. Put a blanket over their head, mumble some gibberish, and take it off. Then, act like you can't see them.
4. If your sibling wants proof, pretend to take a photo of them, then show them the photo you took earlier in that same spot and act like you took it just then.
And a joke:
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
(March 12, 2019 - 8:36 am)
The Easter Bunny has been replaced with...
DONDONDOOOON
Cricket, ladybug, and the rest of the gang!
They're handing out Cricket magazine(bug-sized version)
(March 13, 2019 - 10:20 am)