Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

A Very Potter Musical/Sequel quotes! Ok, I've been trying to convince my friends to watch AVPM and AVPS by texting, emailing, and shouting quotes from the musicals to them every 5 seconds. Has it worked so far? No, but they'll give in eventually. Plus, I just love quotes.
Some of favorites-
"Hufflepuffs are particulatly good finders!"
"What the H is a Hufflepuff?"
"***** I ain't Cho Chang!"
"Get me some Nasinex you swine!"
"You SPARE!"
"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, pigfarts, num num num!"
"Don't kill it, it's Zefron!"
"Favorite way to say red wine with a German accent?" "RED VINES!"
"Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, even if she's reading a How to Draw book!"
"Permission slip for Hogsmeade? Have fun at Hogsmeade."
"I want Hermione Granger! And a rocketship."
"That's absurd." "You're absurd!" "Say that to my face." "YOU'RE ABSURD!" "Why, that's absurd."
"What the DEVIL is going on here?"
"Note the shading on your sweater. It's quite good. Actually, it's very good. The best I've ever done. Can I have that back? No wait, I'm going to steal it. What do you think of that, Potter? I stole your favorite drawing."
Ok, I have about 1 million more, but I'll stop there.