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A Very Potter Musical/Sequel quotes! Ok, I've been trying to convince my friends to watch AVPM and AVPS by texting, emailing, and shouting quotes from the musicals to them every 5 seconds. Has it worked so far? No, but they'll give in eventually. Plus, I just love quotes.
Some of favorites-
"Hufflepuffs are particulatly good finders!"
"What the H is a Hufflepuff?"
"***** I ain't Cho Chang!"
"Get me some Nasinex you swine!"
"You SPARE!"
"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, pigfarts, num num num!"
"Don't kill it, it's Zefron!"
"Favorite way to say red wine with a German accent?" "RED VINES!"
"Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, even if she's reading a How to Draw book!"
"Permission slip for Hogsmeade? Have fun at Hogsmeade."
"I want Hermione Granger! And a rocketship."
"That's absurd." "You're absurd!" "Say that to my face." "YOU'RE ABSURD!" "Why, that's absurd."
"What the DEVIL is going on here?"
"Note the shading on your sweater. It's quite good. Actually, it's very good. The best I've ever done. Can I have that back? No wait, I'm going to steal it. What do you think of that, Potter? I stole your favorite drawing."
Ok, I have about 1 million more, but I'll stop there.
submitted by Mathilda
(July 29, 2011 - 7:25 pm)
(July 29, 2011 - 7:25 pm)
AWESOME!!! Where the cherries did you get that from???? And DO post more!!
(July 29, 2011 - 9:53 pm)
It's a parody of Harry Potter that's on YouTube. It's pretty epic. :O
(August 1, 2011 - 1:08 pm)
I LOVE AVPM and AVPS. I got my friend to watch the first scene, but she thought it was weird so she didn't watch the rest. :(
"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers- and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindors and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"
"That is a BOSS Zefron poster!"
"Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You're acting like Garfield on a Monday." *Harry gasps*
"Come on, I'm tired! Can't we just be Death Eaters?"
"It's my daddy! Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!"
"Daddy! Look! I drew you a picture! It's me on the potty! And, look, that's you in the background and you're saying, 'That's my son!' And then the potty says, 'Thank you, Draco! Even potties need to eat!' And there's shading on your hair."
About half of those quotes were from Lauren Lopez (AKA Draco's) mouth. :P
(July 31, 2011 - 4:29 pm)
"Can anyone tell me what foreshadowing is?"
"That's Bambi's mom."
"Oh, I came down with the Order: Mad-eye Moody, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius Black... Oh, and your brother, Fred." "Awesome, where are they?" "They're all dead."
"RUMBLEROAR!"
"I'm going to go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days."
(August 1, 2011 - 6:54 pm)
"That's absuuuuurrrrrddddd."
"Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?"
"I would like to take this oppurtunity to announce the Hogwarts Astronomy Club. This year we will be paying particularly close attention to the cycles of the moon and their effects on a certain professor." -Snape
"Umbridge, that textbook is a thousand years old! It still refers to Dementors as Ringwraiths." -Lupin
"One time a Dementor kissed her and. It. Died." -Seamus
"IT'S CAUSE YOUR A ** ELF!" -good ol' dancing Lucius
"I'm not a night troll, I'm a little girl!" Hermy-oh-nee. <- That's how my mom pronounces her name.
(August 3, 2011 - 4:47 pm)
I'm bored, so I felt the need to post more quotes.
- Malfoy: "Do you have a rocket ship Potter? You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Oh oh look at this, it's rocket ship Potter, Starkid Potter, Moon-Shoes-Potter, traversing the Galaxy on intergalactic travels to PigFarts."
- Ron: "That is a boss Zefron poster!"
- Malfoy: "But, I'm tired! Can't we just be Death Eaters already?"
- Quirrell and Voldemort: "It's like She's All That."
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Ron: "Did someone say Ron Wesley?"
- Voldemort: "And don't say a giant trampoline or a bouncy castle... Because we've already tried those"
- Draco: And if this home made Dark Mark doesn't convince you…"
-Snape: "10 points from Gryffindor"
- Umbridge: "Did you get my text" "Well you didn't text me back,"
- Harry: "Supermegafoxyawesomehot!"
- Ron & Harry: ""Where have you been all my life?" "In a cupboard under some stairs."
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- Umbridge: "I ONLY EAT PROTEIN SHAKES , FALCON EGGS, AND ROCKS!"
- Malfoy: "My name is Draco Malfoy. I am...a racist. I despise gingers...and mudbloods. I HATE Gryffindor house. And my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"
- Seamus: "I heard one time, a dementor kissed her...And. IT. DIED."
- Lupin "You BUTT-TRUMPET! A pff pff pff a pff pff pff...Who looks stupid now? You do!"
- Snape: "Oh, and now every time someone insults me and I don't have a comeback, I'm just gonna say, "Why, that's absurd!"
(August 5, 2011 - 1:21 pm)
UMBRIDGE: "So, you think you're smarter than whoever wrote this book?"
LUPIN: "No, no, I didn't-"
UMBRIDGE: "What, so you think you're smarter than-" *looks at spine of book* "uh, Merlin?"
~~~~~
UMRBRIDGE: "My Mama told me, 'Put down that cheesecake, put down that fondou, and get up off that couch!' And from that day forward I started lifting everything above my head."
~~~~~
LUPIN: "I don't know if you knew this, Harry, but I was your dad's best friend."
HARRY: "I thought that traitor, Sirius Black, was."
LUPIN: "....Nope. And just out of curiosity, who told you that? Did your, um, Dad?"
HARRY: "Oh, no, he never really had enough time to."
LUPIN: "Oh yeah, yeah."
~~~~~
RON (on Draco's picture): "Why are you and Hermione wearing spacesuits? And why is the priest a lion?"
DRACO: *takes away the picture and starts folding it up* "Oh, that, that's just a mature thing. You... wouldn't understand."
-Kiwi☺☻
(August 12, 2011 - 11:18 am)
AVPS. SHIPS. DRAMIONE.
(August 12, 2011 - 7:51 pm)
RON: What are you trying to prove?
(August 12, 2011 - 8:17 pm)
xD!! I've seen this a billion times, but I just woke up so my brain is dead at the moment. Do, post more! :)
(August 13, 2011 - 12:36 pm)
...I think I may just have to watch this.
(August 13, 2011 - 1:34 pm)
That would be a very good idea, Alexandra. *nods solemnly*
(August 13, 2011 - 1:51 pm)
@Alexandra: Before you watch it, note that it's VERY wordy and slightly innapropriate to younger kids. Just take that into consideration before you watch it and then you're all like: Wow, this is innapropriate, I sure do wish that those CBers told me about it.
(August 14, 2011 - 12:17 pm)
These are from A Very Potter Sequel, because that one's my favorite. And yes, I'm watching it as I'm writing this...
"Tha Dark Lord Dead! We backed the wrong side...AGAIN!"
"D those wizard cops!"
"Evil plans! We are making evil plans! Evil deeds with evil hands! We love making evil plans!"
"Yes, I know. He marries Ginny. They live happily ever after. There is literally NO way to move forward from this point."
"Sir, listen, please! A BIRD GAVE IT TO ME!"
"Did somebody say Ron?"
"Yes...at last. FREEDOM!!"
"Where have you been all my life?!" "In a cupboard under some stairs." "That's so cool..."
"I was in the car with my parents when we, crashed. Into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar."
"Who's this guy?" "I don't know. He was here when I got here, he's asleep and I think he's homeless." "Gross."
"Ooh, do you want a rat?" "AAAGH!" "It's my rat." "Oh your rat! Awww"
"They have EVERY flavor in the entire world. They even have a poopy flavored one, but its' SO rare, you'll NEVER be lucky enough to get it. What'cha get?!" "Broken computer..." "That's gross. Can't even remember the last time I got a candy flavored one." "What'd you get?" "Defeat."
"OH MY [GOSH] NIGHT TROLL!" "I'm not a night troll! I'm a little girl!"
"Say, would you sign my petition?" "No, no. He doesn't want to." *slaps to the ground*
"I can't believe it. We're going from the scariest place in the world to the scariest place in the world."
"Look, Hermione." "You-You said my name right!" "I-I did? Just, just then, Herminmonster?"
"Pretty, pretty cool, eh Longbottom?" "That's Bambi's mom."
"Did you get my text? Well you didn't text me back."
"You listen to me you little poof!"
"I'll make sure he gets it." NOOOT!"
"Red Vines, what the H can't they do?"
"No no no! Who knew the countercurse was only Unjellyfy?"
(August 14, 2011 - 2:52 pm)
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Mrs. Weasley to Bill, Bill to Charlie, Charlie to Percy, Pery to Fred (or is it George), Fred (or is it George) to George (or is it Fred), George (or is it Fred) to Ron, Ron to Ginny who screams and covers her ears.
Love the way the Weasley's discipline each other.
(August 14, 2011 - 5:53 pm)