Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

 

I came here to rant about him, and I saw EW's thread about him, but I decided to make my own. I will post there as soon as I'm done with this (although this might take so long I'll forget).

Things I dislike about him:

1) Decent voice, though I've heard much better

2) Positively horrible dancer

3) All his music sounds the same.

4) His music videos are awful, verging on inappropriate.

5) He's 16?! Sorry, I don't believe that. He looks like a 12-year-old.

6) All the girls in his music videos are TALLER than him.

7) And yes, he does sound a whole lot like a girl. A friend's mom heard him on the radio and said, "Oh, this girl has a good voice!" :)

8) He tries to look older than he really is.

9) Girls just worship him.

 

Things I like about him:

Zero.

submitted by Mary Jo, age 14!!!
(April 4, 2010 - 7:00 pm)

Okay, I'm probably catapulting myself even further in my musical geekdom with this, but

WHO THE FLURP IS JUSTIN BIEBER? I have never heard of him before seeing him mentioned here.

*finally gives up wondering and goes to Google*

Canadian pop/R&B singer... I dislike him already...

He's sixteen? He's my age? No way. No. He's lying about his age. He looks like a cute little eleven year old. Maybe twelve.

*listens on YouTube*

He does sound like a girl.

People like this person?

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(April 4, 2010 - 11:10 pm)

TNO, what does being Canadian have to do with anything?! If he was American would you like him any more?

submitted by Kendra, age 14, The Woods betwe
(April 11, 2010 - 3:30 pm)

Oh, it's not that he's Canadian. It's that he's a pop/R&B singer. Quinn's enjoyment of that particular genre has given me severe prejudice against modern pop singers (i.e, it's shallow, and abuses synthesizers mercilessly). Especially teen ones...

But, yeah, the Canadian bit doesn't matter either way, I was just quoting the first vaguely informative snippet I saw after the Google page loaded. Canada is awesome.

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(April 11, 2010 - 10:06 pm)

OK, sorry i misinterpreted. :)

submitted by Kendra, age 14, The Woods betwe
(April 12, 2010 - 12:22 pm)

Ditto to TNÖ.

submitted by Medd (Meadow), age twelve, A galaxie, obvi
(April 12, 2010 - 7:09 pm)

Also, his haircut is ugly.

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(April 4, 2010 - 11:18 pm)

Totally!!!!!

submitted by Clair and Paige, age 12&11, NE
(April 9, 2010 - 6:56 pm)

Yes, I know! His hair=blegh.

Spamboy says "eabv." Beaver?

submitted by MJ, age 14
(April 7, 2010 - 7:11 pm)

Oh, did you see his music video "Baby?" (wow, what an orignal name :P) Honestly, I'd rather be lonely that have creepy stalker Justin Bieber be my boyfriend. And no, it's not like I'm lonely without a boyfriend anyway. I've never had one either. I'm perfectly happy. :D

submitted by eM jAY (MJ), age 14
(April 7, 2010 - 7:32 pm)

When did you turn 14 Mary Jo?! I am SO angry at myself; I keep missing everybuggy's birthdays! I had written down all of 'em, and now (of course) I can't find the paper! I apologize to everyone here for missing their birthdays.

 

submitted by Hannah ☺☻, age 14, Hogwarts (the o
(April 9, 2010 - 12:53 pm)

Haha, I was about to ask you the same question, Hannah! But to answer your question, it was March 24th. I wasn't actually in town since it was my older sister's spring break, so we were on a vacation. So, when was your birthday?

Drat, I've replied to my own thread 3 times....I feel very stupid. :/

submitted by MJ, age 14
(April 9, 2010 - 2:04 pm)

Oh, that's okay, I usually reply to my own more than that...

:D

submitted by Brynne
(April 9, 2010 - 4:13 pm)

I've stated my opinions on JB. I am not a fan. And he looks about my age, as MJ and TNO (umlaut) said.

Re: girls taller than him in his videos: In the One Less Lonely Girl video I literally thought the girl was like thirty.

One Time is ironically stupid... I counted and he said the phrase 'one time' twenty-one times in the whole song. That made me lol, because I dunno if he even realized what he did there.

submitted by Mary W., age 12.27, NJ
(April 10, 2010 - 8:24 am)

All right, I was trying to defend him earlier, but I agree w/ everything MJ says.  Except, like I said, I think his voice sounds.... young boyish, and sometimes young boys can sound a little girlish. :) That's not their fault, and it's not Justin's either.  Oh my goodness and I love what MJ said about him being a stalker.  :)  It's so true.  Who grabs a girls jacket like that? 

 

Andy: Ugoh... Uh, go!  :D 

submitted by R~D~
(April 10, 2010 - 12:05 pm)

@TNÖ: Oh, he's Canadian? I had no idea.

@MJ: Your older sister is the one who you said was learning how to drive a while ago, right? How did she do with the driving test thingy? PS. My birthday is January 15th. And you're also from Georgia, right? How do you like this boiling hot weather?

-☺☻

submitted by Hannah ☺☻, age 14, Hogwarts
(April 11, 2010 - 10:55 am)