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*Throws hay*
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
*Throws hay*
*Throws hay*
For the first time in perhaps half a year, I throw hay!
Cringe.
I don't care, Lindel! If hay fighting has died down years ago already, I should make it crawl out of its grave! Or at least make it jostle a bit.
Ahem. This is a hay fight. We throw hay. Why? It's fun. Are there sides? Not until someone makes a team. Are there specific rules? Not to my knowledge. Can we only throw hay?
We can also throw washing machines. Provided that I have already filled them up with hay.
Correct, Terracotta! The hay legacy must continue! *runs off, throwing bundles of hay into the air* Haahahahha!
Dear CBer's, don't be alarmed. To 1. Celebrate reunion day, 2. Fill the objectives he failed to attain during his first few years here, and 3. To bring some smiles to people's faces, Zealatom has, after a 2-year long dropout, finally decided to stay active for as long as possible on the CB. He shall start with this thread.
Hay fighting, in case the name is unfamiliar, was a nonsensical, ridiculous thread created by Gracia, a old chatterboxer. It evolved swiftly, but died down over the course of a few years. Lifespan: 2018~2021 (unverified)
(in rough yearly order)
http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/367651
http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/395455
http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/404680
http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/412147
http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/428891
http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/472788
Or, 'The Rise and Fall of Hay Fighting, a unrevised edition'
Have fun! *Throws more hay*
submitted by Zeal/Haymaster 8.0, age 18, THE HAY ARENA
(February 15, 2023 - 8:50 am)
(February 15, 2023 - 8:50 am)
AEs are allowed?! In that case, prepare to feel the wrath of the mighty Hay God Kyanite! *evil laugh*
I suppose it's only expected that I dethrone Kya and claim their title then~
=It couldn't hurt to join in on the fun, right? I shall be victorious!=
(Not you too, Peridot... ugh, you guys are too loud.)
*Rose sits in the corner weaving a crown out of all the hay*
Thyme says "pedim," which is almost the Latin word for foot. Do you speak Latin, Thyme?
(February 16, 2023 - 7:17 pm)
Cool! Like, we throw hay and lots of other things?
*Starts scattering hay*
*A... haybale zooms past, exploding into a wall?*
What was that for?
*Swiftly makes a staff out of hay*
Have at you, bazooka-Oliver!
(February 17, 2023 - 9:56 am)
Hello, who is this? Are you a lost CBer who copied the wrong name into the wrong place? I don't want to run into a impostor here...
(February 17, 2023 - 10:31 am)
Ah! Sorry for that Zealatom, I didn't mean to do that! I can't see your post yet, but I just realized that I forgot to add a @ to my 'name' box! Sorry a thousand times over... I wanted to ask if we just throw hay and stuff...
(February 17, 2023 - 10:35 am)
Thank goodness Ultimatium, you nearly gave me a heart attack. Yes, we throw hay and other things. Here, have a dryer. *hands over a dryer*
(February 18, 2023 - 9:54 am)
Jam: BWAHAHAHAa! HayyYyYyyyyYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyY! *throws hay into the air*
Cheese: Yos. Hay.
Friendo: *hurls a hay-missile at Sterling.*
I Scream: *emits a high-pitched screeching noise and throws more hay at Sterling and their AEs* We shall declare war on Sterling! For no reason other than I said so.
Jay: Oh dear. Perhaps we should stop this?
I Scream: *tackles Jay, rubs hay into his hair*
Friendo: *shoves I Scream off Jay, helps Jay up* C'mon, guys. We're attacking Sterling.
I Scream and Jay: Fine. *starts hurling hey bales*
Chaser: *Watches in amusement and silently makes more hay-missiles for Friendo to use.*
(February 17, 2023 - 2:12 pm)
*just throws hay everywhere* :)
(February 18, 2023 - 9:33 pm)
*runs in randomly throwing hay everywhere*
ZOODLES FOREVER!!!
(February 20, 2023 - 3:46 pm)
...ah...so AEs....are allowed...you know what that means!
RIN!
!!WHAT?!!
You know how I said there was a time and a place for goign crazy, wild and rambunctious .
!!YES!!!!!
well...now is that time.
*picks up Rin...throws her into the mess.*
!!SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FEAR ME!!!
*grins* Your all in for it now. Rin is the wildist of childs...but don't worry. She won't show mercy. *smiles evily*
!!*picks up hay...rolls it into balls. makes many of the hay balls.* I AM THE BEST CHILD....*procedes to scream at a very high pitched skreeech!* *throws the hay* COME AT MY BRUH!!!
(February 20, 2023 - 5:35 pm)
I Scream (goes by Skree): Did somebody say my name? I think somebody said my name. Oh, nevermind, it was just an AE war crying (is that a word? war crying? welp, it is now), which is understandable. I shall now proceed to join Rin in war crying.
Skree: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Also Skree: *throws hay-flavored ice cream at everyone in the vicinity*
(February 21, 2023 - 3:48 pm)
*throws hay through time portal at the next three people to post*
*gasps because Zorp says "boycb" which is two whole actual correctly spelled words (well, word and an acronym, but let's not be pedantic) -- not that they make a whole lot of sense, but still, words*
(February 20, 2023 - 5:19 pm)
~Echo~: *gets hit by Artemis's time-machine haybale* Not agaaAAAIIIN--AuGhH--
Xara: Hay soul sister, blah blah blah I forgot the lyrics *chucks hay at Eryx* EAT HAY--
Eryx: No. Stop. NO. XARA. NOT IN MY HAIR--
Rai: Hey, soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, *continues chucking hay and singing lyrics perfectly*
✧Vivi✧: ✧I'm gonna sing ELSA! Eryx! Sing with me! *does those eyes which are unresistible to all elder siblings*✧
Eryx: What? No. Don't--Don't do the eyes--AUGH--
(February 21, 2023 - 2:14 pm)
Skree: *Randomly pounces on one of Echo's AEs, who happens to be Eryx. Tackles them to ground, rubs hay into hair* ATAAAAACCCKKK
Cheese: Raaaahhhhh! *Tackles Rai* HoW daRe yoU sIng ThOSE lYriCS PErFectLy!! *rapidly stuffs hay into Rai's mouth* BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA
Jam, Friendo, Chaser, and Jay: *Watches in silent amusment*
Cheese: *Pauses for a moment to grab Jam and hurl him at Xara, then returns to stuffing hay into Rai's mouth*
Jam: CHHHEEEeesSSSsssSSEe! Hooowwww dar-- oof *Slams into Xara* Ooops, sorry about that Xara. But since my fellow AEs seem to have declared war on you... *hurls handfuls of hay at Xara*
(February 21, 2023 - 3:55 pm)
!!LET'S DO THIS THING.!!
*Finds Eryx. *
!!HEY! NOYASHI.!!
Don't call him that!
!!BUT HE LOOKS LIKE NOYA AND ASAHI!!!
Still...don't!
!!Whatever!!
Ok. Bai! *leaves* YOUR ALL ON YOUR OWN. GOOD LUCK!
!!ERYX! YOUR GIRLJVFRIN!!
*Kamryn covers her mouth.*
Shhh you little gremlin. No one knows I'm here yet. Hey Eryx. Wanna team up? Lore'll be here soon.
!!*THROWS HAY FORCFULLY!!!
(February 21, 2023 - 5:10 pm)
Eryx: Wait--wha--NO, GET OFF ME. I'M TRYING TO MAINTAIN A DIPLOMATIC APPEARANCE--NOT THE HAIR, NOT THE HAIR--
Rai: I'M JUST SINGING--wait, what're you doing with that hay? Wait. No. NO--*muffled scream*
Xara: Oh, it's fine, Jam! I completely understand. I mean, my fellow AEs are being attacked, so, if you don't mind... *chucks hay back at him*
~Echo~: *remains with hay in mouth, staring at the chaos dumbfoundedly*
~Echo~: *spits hay out and walks over to Chaser, Jay, and Friendo*
~Echo~: Well, this is chaos. I hope you don't mind that I don't throw hay at you--
(February 21, 2023 - 7:03 pm)