*Throws hay*

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

*Throws hay*

*Throws hay*

For the first time in perhaps half a year, I throw hay!

Cringe.

I don't care, Lindel! If hay fighting has died down years ago already, I should make it crawl out of its grave! Or at least make it jostle a bit.

Ahem. This is a hay fight. We throw hay. Why? It's fun. Are there sides? Not until someone makes a team. Are there specific rules? Not to my knowledge. Can we only throw hay?

We can also throw washing machines. Provided that I have already filled them up with hay.

Correct, Terracotta! The hay legacy must continue!  *runs off, throwing bundles of hay into the air* Haahahahha!

Dear CBer's, don't be alarmed. To 1. Celebrate reunion day, 2. Fill the objectives he failed to attain during his first few years here, and 3. To bring some smiles to people's faces, Zealatom has, after a 2-year long dropout, finally decided to stay active for as long as possible on the CB. He shall start with this thread.

Hay fighting, in case the name is unfamiliar, was a nonsensical, ridiculous thread created by Gracia, a old chatterboxer. It evolved swiftly, but died down over the course of a few years. Lifespan: 2018~2021 (unverified)

(in rough yearly order)  

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/367651

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/395455

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/404680

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/412147 

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/428891

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/472788 

Or, 'The Rise and Fall of Hay Fighting, a unrevised edition'

Have fun! *Throws more hay* 

submitted by Zeal/Haymaster 8.0, age 18, THE HAY ARENA
(February 15, 2023 - 8:50 am)

back to the Pudding's Place

*throws hay right back* hOW DARE YOU THROW HAY WITHOUT THE HAYMAN'S PERMISSION- /lh

submitted by Writing_in_the_dark, age 13, THROWING HAY
(February 15, 2023 - 1:33 pm)

*throws hay at Zealatom and Writing*

(oh, CAPTCHA, I don't think that's CB appropriate)

submitted by Wolfy, age almost 14, YEET
(February 15, 2023 - 5:01 pm)

*throws hay at writing*

*pauses*

*squints*

Have I-

Have you-

Have we-

How is my age 18?????? It isn't 18! I'm not that old! Have I been typing 18 for this whole time? 

I'm never going to use number pads in a dark room with a blurry computer screen again. *Throws hay randomly* 

submitted by Zealatom, age 15, Can't recall what I used
(February 15, 2023 - 6:16 pm)

Zealatom, your comment made me laugh. 

*throws hay* 

*piles hay into a gigantic mountain and leaps into the center with a gas mask* *hides* 

submitted by Vyolette
(February 15, 2023 - 7:57 pm)

I KNOW YOU-

*weak spray of hay is released* 

submitted by Jaybells, Lost in the Universe
(February 15, 2023 - 8:04 pm)

*pops out of hay mountain* 

ME? You know me? 

*throws hay* 

submitted by Vyolette
(February 16, 2023 - 6:55 am)

I know you too, Jaybells! Your poetry is astounding!

But we've barely talked before, I recall. 

It is of no great importance! We welcome everyone! In our own way!

Lindel, what are you-

Yessssss! *Activates a hay railgun hidden under a haybale* Be smothered, all of you! Tremble in the face of technology! Now-

*smacks Lindel with a brick*

Sorry for that. He's hyper on cinnamon candy.

I am not! *struggles up*

You ruin everything, Terra.

Yes, of course. I'm logic, the calm peace. You are emotion, short-fused and prone to outbursts. We are two sides of a coin, the light and the dark, the good and the bad, the yin and the yang, the-

*yeets a washing machine into Terracotta's head*

You are interswitchable, both of you. Which one of you gave the ok for washing machines? Hmm?

*Pounds everyone with new fists of hay* Bring it on!

submitted by Zealatom, age ~-~, THE HAY ARENA
(February 16, 2023 - 9:25 am)

Why thank you Vyolette! I hope to bring smiles to everyone around me! It has become my basic goal in life.

*Bows, faceplanting into a hay bale and scattering hay onto Sterling and Lupine*

submitted by Zealatom, age ~-~, THE HAY ARENA
(February 16, 2023 - 8:42 am)

*jumps on Vyolette's hay mountain like it's a leaf pile* *makes a crown out of all the hay*

I AM THE HAY GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE HAY! 

submitted by Sterling, age they/them, lost in a fantasy world
(February 15, 2023 - 8:08 pm)

Vaguely wanders in, looks around, throws a couple strands in the air, and wanders out

submitted by Hunter
(February 15, 2023 - 9:13 pm)

*abandons all dignity and picks up an entire bale of hay and chucks it*

*gets hay in mouth*

*spits out hay*

submitted by Lupine
(February 15, 2023 - 10:24 pm)

*carefully assembles hay into a life-sized statue that takes the form of whatever the CBer viewing it most fears*

*it immediately falls over, probably*

I've never done on of these before! 

submitted by Azalea , age 16, Hayyy
(February 16, 2023 - 7:48 am)

Haayyyyyyyy!

*throws hay everywhere*

TEAM ZOODLE UNITE!

*rapidly stuffs washing machine with hay*

submitted by Scuttles, age Scuttlish, The Scuttling Place
(February 16, 2023 - 8:38 am)

Ah, so I see AEs are allowed-

RELEASE THE OLIVER!

*comes in with a giant bazooka* AHAHAHAHA! HAY FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU!! *bazooka fires giant hay bales at everyone* I FEEL SO POWERFUL!! >:D

Excuse him, I may or may not have given him an entire sheet of chocolate chip cookies.

And more hay!! *throws a few strands into the air like confetti* 

submitted by Writing_in_the_dark , age 13, Valhalla
(February 16, 2023 - 3:09 pm)

*steps into room*

*immediately gets SmAcKeD in the face by Oliver's hay*

AuGH--

This is so uncivilized that there's no way I'm doing it.

OH HECK BABY WE'RE DOING IT, C'MON, RAI! *chucks hay everywhere*

HAY. THE BANE OR NOT BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. I REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. *throws hay* 

submitted by ~Echo Hallowswift~
(February 16, 2023 - 5:58 pm)
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