*throws hay*
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
*throws hay*
*throws hay*
Imma try ONE MORE TIME to start this up, bc it used to be super popular.
submitted by haymaster? notgracia
(July 19, 2019 - 8:43 pm)
(July 19, 2019 - 8:43 pm)
*throws hay*
Imma try ONE MORE TIME to start this up, bc it used to be super popular.
@Luna-Starr Argh! How dare you spear me! *obliterates Luna-Starr and her comrades with Golden Gun from Destiny* Oh wait, this is Chatterbox, everyone respawns. Uh oh. *runs wildly away, screaming*
(September 18, 2019 - 6:18 pm)
Oh I love screaming things in German! *Screams ICH LIEBE DICH (I love you)* That in particular because, as someone very wise once said, "Say I love you to someone because life is short and love is sweet. But scream it at the top of your lungs in German because love is also frightening and confusing."
BUT BACK TO THE FIGHT *Parries Master Sword with polearm*
(September 21, 2019 - 4:10 pm)
Eh, Deutsche desuka-ne? Hmm, looks like I'll have to use my yellow translator fish again...
*wanders off, sitting on some nearby bleachers*
*ponders her existence and what 42 means*
(September 22, 2019 - 12:00 am)
(October 5, 2019 - 8:43 am)
(October 5, 2019 - 8:44 am)
AH-HA! *wildly flings haybail*
I AM STYLISHLY LATE, AS PER USUAL!!
Oh! Are there teams? CAN I BETRAY MY TEAMMATES BY HITTING THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH HAY??
(October 7, 2019 - 12:01 pm)
Hey, someone topped it! *happy dance*
Anyway, where was I? Oh right... *obliterates opposing teams with the Golden Gun*
(October 7, 2019 - 12:10 pm)
*Screams once again* I WILL FIGHT FOR ZELDA'S FREEDOM! Fleet: You already beat BOTW.) OH. FOR HYRULE!!!!
(October 7, 2019 - 1:19 pm)
Hey Link's on your team??? Okay whatever team you're on, I'm in! I love BOTW! But... I'm a cat I don't have hands to throw with... Okay, Luna, it's up to you!
Really? Oh, yes! LINK HERE I COOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Wildly flings hay into the air
I'm counting on you!
(November 2, 2019 - 4:43 pm)
*bursts into thread*
*leaps onto hay bale*
*spins bits of hay into a light orb*
LONG
LIVE
THE
KIWI
SQUAD
*throws light orb at rogue*
WOOOOOOOO
(October 7, 2019 - 8:23 pm)
*Snaps back* YES ALL HAIL THE KIWI SQUAD *Summons a flcok of kiwi birds* GO GET EM
(October 13, 2019 - 4:04 pm)
DIE THE KIWI SQUAD!! *Gets hit in the face by flock of kiwi birds* AUGH
(October 15, 2019 - 8:13 am)
ALSO *Splutters through a mouthful of kiwi-flavoured feathers* I'm open to joining any team! Or maybe I'll be a renegade, WHO KNOWS!
(October 15, 2019 - 8:21 am)
*Summons Sheikah Slate, quickly snaps a photo, and chucks a sqare bomb at Luna-Starr* Wa Ha HAA!! *KABOOOOOOOM* HEY GANON! GET OVER HERE!
Ganon:I shall destroy you Link
Yup! He's over there, disguised as a girl! HEY, DIVINE BEASTS!
Divine Beasts: *TRUMPETS* *SLURPS* *SHREIKS* *INSERT CAMEL NOISE* *RED LASER BEAMS COME OUT OF BEASTS*
*Pulls out laptop* *Sets to night* Hey, look! Here come the skeletons! *Decreases luck level to 0* Uh-oh! Look, the blood moon's rising! *Cutscene* Oh, Guardians! you, too, Bokoblins, Lizalfos, ChuChu, Keese, Octorocs, Stone Talus, Hinox...
Luna, don't you think you're getting a little OP?
Oh, alright. Everyone, go, Hinox and Ganon, stay here. *Sets to day* *Sets Luck Level to 50*
Hey, we got lucky, or unlucky, I guess! The moon's still red!
Cool!
(November 3, 2019 - 11:01 am)
(November 6, 2019 - 8:01 am)