*throws hay*

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

*throws hay*

*throws hay*

Imma try ONE MORE TIME to start this up, bc it used to be super popular. 

submitted by haymaster? notgracia
(July 19, 2019 - 8:43 pm)

Ooooooh, magic!

VIVIAN!

What? I can change sides, can't I?

Hmph. Fine. *picks up Vivian and squishes her into a teeny space between hay bales*

Aaaaaaaah, help! 

submitted by Nyx, age 12 years, earth
(August 6, 2019 - 12:49 pm)

*hacks at LS's ice with Arcstrider staff* (I assume that's what the freezing spell was?) Oh right... Arc energy doesn't break ice... ugh. HEY COULD SOMEONE ON MY TEAM HELP UNFREEZE ME?!

submitted by Fleet, Enceladus
(August 6, 2019 - 4:35 pm)

Magic is never free, and it cannot be given. You should know this, Luna! *Deflects spell into the ground with force feild* One of the pros of force feilds. *Throws life spell into the hay* *Hay monsters rise and attack Luna and Fleet*

Vivian, you traitor! *Creates portal that dumps hay all over Vivian while lounging on a rafter*

*Whips up wind torrents with wings, blowing hay everywhere* Rhaksha! I know you can hear me! Join me, ally!

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(August 6, 2019 - 5:43 pm)

(I forgot what the last thing I did was)

*pulls out metal frisbees with sharpened edges* *whirls around and throws them at opposing teams* HA! Take that, hayfight villains! OOF! *buried by flying hay*

*spits out hay* Wait, now I'm confused. First I joined Fleet, but then I decided to join Luna bc she gives out free magic, but now Rogue is saying thats not possible and someone is dumping hay on me!

I'M LOYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws hay everywhere*

Sorry, Nihil, I've picked my side for this hayfight. Maybe if Khione traded teams with me...

NO! 

submitted by Nyx, age 12 years, earth
(August 7, 2019 - 9:33 am)

Oh, gosh... I don't know what is going on, but okay!

*Catches the attention of a large swarm of ducks with a grape*

*Tosses grape at Luna Starr*

Attack!!! 

submitted by The Grand Duckmaster, age A loft, Anas Platyrhynchosland?
(August 6, 2019 - 9:40 pm)

*Grins maliciously* Fine then. Let it be your demise. *Launches wind blades at the hay around Rhaksha, causing masses of hay to fly up* Though, I do recognise your loyalty.

*Is still dumping hay on Vivian* 

submitted by The Rogues
(August 7, 2019 - 11:44 am)

*twirls crescent-shaped blades and throws them at opponents* 

OOF! *spits out hay* Lux, could you throw something that doesn't get in your mouth?? *wriggles out from under hay* *steals Rhaksha's favorite javelin and throws it at someone* I don't know which team I'm on anymore. *joins Rogue* 

VIVIAAAAAAN! YOU'RE LOYAL TOO!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!! *throws hay and dirt everywhere*

*still buried under hay* *muffled voice* Could someone give me a hand? 

submitted by Nyx's AEs, age 12 years, earth
(August 8, 2019 - 9:03 am)

Take THIS, Ella! *hurls entire hay bale at Ella and Duckmaster*

OW! What the HECK, ANDREA?!

*Naruto-runs and flips over Andrea, landing right behind her and smacking her with the hay pole* 

That'll teach ya! And as for the traitor... *grins* *Narutp runs over to Vivian and snaps* 

*Waterbears come streaming towards her* 

submitted by Floof Industries , Heads up High
(August 8, 2019 - 10:17 am)

*Teleports Vivian from Lux to my side* But consider, Rogue: Wouldn't it be possible to have the magic to bestow magic on others? 

@Fleet, I meant you were just like, stuck in place...

So! Thanks for joining, Vivian, you're a Witch Slayer now, meaning we are the witches and we slay the opponents, not that we slay witches. But anyways! *Bestows magic* *Hands enchanted spears that are made of mud and hay* Only rules are, don't be too OP and don't die. Cool? Cool. *deflects all incoming attacks* *Sends flocks of kiwis at everybody* Oh yeah, we also have kiwi birds. And they're magical. 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(August 8, 2019 - 11:31 am)

Ummmmm...... whats OP? 

submitted by Nyx's AEs
(August 8, 2019 - 1:53 pm)

OP stands for Over Powered.

@Luna you have a point. I didn't think you had those powers though.

Whelp Viv it was fun having you on my team while it lasted. *Starts a whirlwind around Vivian instead of dumping hay* 

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(August 8, 2019 - 4:12 pm)

I admit, I’ve never been in a hay fight before!

I will join whoever makes the most logical argument for why so should join their team. 

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(August 8, 2019 - 6:38 pm)

Challenge accepted.

Kitten, you should join my team because I responded first, I am taking the time to make a logical arguement, and I love logic in general so we have that in common. I could make an entire persuasive essay on this, laying out proofs in my favour, but I fear that would be a bit much. Would you like me to keep going or no...? 

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(August 8, 2019 - 8:55 pm)

You should join me because I am persistent enough to write this even though Rogue did it first. Also, I will be granting a random weapon to anyone who joins my team. I’m also very entertaining, for what it’s worth. AND, I’m committed to this enough that I’m typing this all out on my phone. 

submitted by Fleet , The Reef
(August 9, 2019 - 8:06 am)

Hmm... This is two teams, and there are currently three, right? So I’ll give a chance for *tries to remember* Luna-Starr? to reply.

I’m currently leaning toward Fleet, because Rogue’s argument centered on how they’ve put in the effort to make a logical argument - about how they’re making an argument - which is circular logic and will not persuade me. 

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(August 9, 2019 - 1:14 pm)