THIS MAKES NO SENSE! THEREFORE, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

*Takes handfuls of mud and rolls them in hay* *starts chucking them at every on in sight*

HahahahaHAHAHA! (apologies for any deaths that may occur) 

*Rolls a Water Orb in mud and hay*

*Chucks said Orb*

There! Now you won't get dirty when I hit you in the face! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 

Ugh Neko thought, staring at the hay pandemonium happening in front of her. Nothing would ever come of this. Unless...

"Ahem." She said, clearing her throat, and immediatly getting hit by some wild concoction. Wiping stuff off her face and dark brown hair, she flicked her tail angrily and continued. "Look at you all. Fighting wildly without a leader. This won't do." Pleased that people were paying attention to her she continued, narrowing her hazel eyes. "If you wish to join me, do. If not...

LET THE HAY WARS BEGIN!"

*Jumps up on hay bale*

"Two sides!" I thunder. Neko and everybody else turns their heads an grins wildly. "Neko is the leader of one group! If nobody minds, I will be the other! My team will be called the Outcasts, after my people. Well, it's just me but WHO CARES!!" I point at Neko. "Name your team and choose your poison." I grin. "Just an expression." Neko laughs and chucks a ball of hay and mud at me, but I turn it around and chuck it straight back at Neko. It hits her in the face, but she keeps laughing an I begin to laugh with her.

"LET'S DO THIS!!!" We both roar. Everyone else clamors along with us. Neko's eyes meet with mine. I hold out my hand. She takes it and we shake hands.

"Hello, newest frienemy!" I say. Neko just smiles. 

Unnoticed, Soren reluctantly detatched herself from the raging battle. She had devised a plan to win the battle all by herself... She rolled mudballs in hay, then took aim at Neko. It hit her square in the face. She did the same to R.W.

With the leaders down, Soren had kind of wondering the war, but she let it go on. It was extremely fun, after all. 

*aggressively throws hay and mud*

We're at a farm, right? So...

*attempts to throw very heavy pumpkin at Soren*

*fails* 

Alright, that didn't work... TIME TO BUST OUT THE BIG GUNS!!!!

*finds tractor(lighter than pumpkin) (still very heavy)*

*rides tractor around and runs over everyone laughing maniacally*

*mixes mud and hay together, and begins building a fort*

Join me in Fort Mud, or be destroyed.

*Throws hay*  

*takes aim at Soren*

*fire seems to incinerate her, but really just transports her all the way under the mud and hay mix, which is approxtimately twenty feet deep*

Have fun getting out of there!

*Looks back at Neko*

Shall we continue? She seems slightly startled at my perfectly clean face (it's called having a very tight force field around you at all times).

"Sure." She shrugs. Agent Winter joins me on the hay bale.

I look around at the other startled people, indubitalbly because of Soren's disappearence.

"Don't worry, she'll be fine," My expression grows dark, "But I must warn you. Any act of rebellion will be quenched. Now, choose the side you like." I smile again. Everyone seems a bit shaken, and I myself am a bit disturbed about how dark I must seem right now, but I know I got my point across. I think of Soren. If I don't see her appear in one minute, I'll bring her up. I smile again. So does everyone else. 

Hmm... the outcasts or the rebellion...

*leaps onto the nearest fence*