*throws hay*

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

*throws hay*

*throws hay*

submitted by The HAY MASTER!!!
(May 31, 2018 - 8:12 am)

Augh, June! You used the wrong pronouns! 

Sorry Silvern. ;-; 

submitted by June & Co
(July 28, 2018 - 5:00 pm)

*Runs in, breathless*

Alright, where was I? Oh yes, my hay fortress. *Scrambles around to expand hay fortress and anchor it with mud*

Does anyone notice how the sky is kinda... green?

submitted by Alizarine
(July 28, 2018 - 5:38 pm)

*stares up at sky looking concerned for a full minute* Aw, it's no big deal. *uses a blast of snow to throw hay into everyone's faces except for those of the Outcasts* *runs into the midst of the battle, flanked by huskies and some arctic wolves I just randomly summoned* 

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(July 29, 2018 - 5:01 pm)

*GASP* WHAT IF WE'RE ALL DREAMING AND IN OUR COLLECTIVE DREAM THE SKY IS GREEN!! *Dream theory moment*

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(July 29, 2018 - 9:58 pm)

Or maybe... IT'S A TORNADO!!!!! *starts blasting the Tornado Chasers theme out of my phone at top volume*

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(July 30, 2018 - 8:28 am)

Or maybe...IT’S A GREEN SCREEN! WE’RE IN A MOVIE! OUR LIVES ARE A LIE!

submitted by Neko Spinninghope
(July 31, 2018 - 2:01 pm)

Was it just me or did the mud and hay just flicker...?

submitted by Rogue Wildling, age Guess, Suspension
(July 31, 2018 - 3:18 pm)

Wha...?

Is this real? 

submitted by Soren Infinity, Da HAY WAR?????????
(July 31, 2018 - 5:24 pm)

No. Mwahhahahahah!

*Glitches* 

submitted by Alizarine
(July 31, 2018 - 8:29 pm)

So... Wait. *Hacks into *throws hay* thread* *turns mud to water and hay to rose petals* I like this now! WAIT IT CAN BE BETTER *codes pretty trees to sprout and mature in the water* AND BETTER *codes friendly dragons into the mix* *laughs sweetly as dragons fly around*

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(August 1, 2018 - 11:39 am)

*stares at the dragons* Um. Is it okay if I make it so random video game characters run around everywhere?

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(August 1, 2018 - 4:48 pm)

I don't care about logic on this thread anymore, so fine by me.

*Tornado forms, blowing hay everywhere*

WHOOOOWHOWHOWHOWHWOHWOWHSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH 

*Hops onto a random chicken and begins riding the wind*

GNARLY DUDE THIS TORNADO IS TOTALLY RADICAL WOO WOO WOO

*Dabs* 

*Falls off of chicken* 

submitted by Alizarine
(August 1, 2018 - 6:35 pm)

*Tornado wipes remains of farm away and transforms into Rogue's rose petal paradise*

*Catches breath* 

*Hunts for Red Drank* 

submitted by Alizarine
(August 2, 2018 - 6:02 am)

LEZ DOIT *Codes Link into the mix* HEY LINK THINK FAST *Throws virtual dagger at Link* *Link shields himself with Hyrulian Shield*

Link: ...

Me: Dang it. *Codes so that Link can talk*

Link: Nice throw!

Me: Thanks, I tried.

Link: *Laughs*

If nobody caught that, there was one very prominent reference to literally all of the Legend of Zelda games. 

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(August 1, 2018 - 6:03 pm)

I don't know what this is, but I love it. Hey, if we're throwing video games in here... *Hacks into thread* Minecraft Story Mode... Minecraft Story Mode... AHA! Let's see... both Jessies (don't want to be sexist) Petra, Lukas, Axel, Olivia, REUBEN, Ivor *giggles*, Gabriel, Ellegaard, Magnus, Harper, Em, Nell, Radar, Jack, Nurm, Stacy, Stampy, Luna, Xara, resurrected Fred, Binta, and... I think that's it! BOOM!

NO. WAIT. 

... SOREN. Like, the real Soren from the game. He's sort of a bad guy... BUT WHATEVER!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA 

 

submitted by Soren Infinity, Da... Whatever this is
(August 2, 2018 - 12:58 pm)