Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
Welcome to the Treehouse Maut! It is a wonderful place where CBers and AEs can relax together, have pie wars, and all the CB classics! To go here, please take this note and put it high in the branches of a nearby mango tree. Password is mangrove. A mystical bird will then swoop in, take the letter, and take you to a castle in the sky.* This 14 day vacation will be an awesome respite from the usual craziness of the CB, and if you like the craziness, there is a great place for yelling maniacally, pizza, and murders**. Come to the Treehouse Maut today!
*Not actually a castle. And no, I have not just finished reading Howl’s Moving Castle. I don’t even like it! It was House of Many Ways. So there.
**Not that I’m suggesting anything!
Sincerely, Chaan Aakash.
You look up from the note. It’s the season of fall turning into winter, where everything is gray and rainy. A break would be nice- no. No. What are you thinking? It’s obviously a ski lodge. You are going to get murdered so fast, it won’t even be fun. A raindrop falls on your head. You sigh and stand up to go inside, where you find the CAPTCHAs have stolen all your chocolate. “Really?” you groan. The letter is in your pocket. Now you have to make a choice.
You walk up to an old mango tree and clamber up, placing your note inside. But perhaps you would not have done it if you had known the meaning of the word maut.
You probably can tell by now this is a Ski Lodge. Fill out this form here to join!
Name:
AE, CAPTCHAE, or CBer?:
Perceived age:
Personality:
Insanity(scale from one to one hundred):
Appearance:
Favorite type of tree:
Packing List:
Password: Go look for it.
Diary entries are welcomed and encouraged! Updates will be about once every two or three days. AEs, CAPATCHAs, and CBers are all allowed. I’ll start when I get 11 participants.
(May 4, 2018 - 1:24 pm)
Wow great part! This is getting curioser and curioser. Also, I know who the murderer is!
(July 9, 2018 - 7:19 pm)
You do? Well, give us a verse, drop some knowledge! This is the time for theories and questions, which I will put in Marigold’s next guess. I think I might not have been the best at hiding the murderer’s identity, but oh well. Diary entries, too! I’m probably asking you guys to participate too much for a regular ski lodge, but this is my first time and you guys are reallly helpfull. Day 3 Part 1 is in progress!
Also, Shy, I’m ready to hear your guesses on who I am now, as it will be revealed next installment, which is from my perspective. (I’ve been kIDNAPPED! OH NO!)
(July 11, 2018 - 6:28 pm)
Well I have very good reason to beleive that you're Blue Moon, so I figured that out a while ago. Wait, but can't I do something? Also, I think you should pick a new detective, perhaps Nymph, because I don't think it's fair to have the guesses picked randomly, but it's up to you. (Actually maybe it's not, after all, you've been kidnapped! Do I know this in-lodge?)
(July 14, 2018 - 8:35 am)
I’m not actually, I’m picking whoever the last theory was guessing. If you want to change that that’s alright, I sort of assumed Marigold would be more active.
Also, your good reason is indeed a good reason, whatever it is. (Seriously, how did you know?) Congrats. And you don’t know I’ve been kidnapped in-lodge, but rumors spread quickly in this ski lodge. People besides Kala, Kate, Lilypad, and Viola? know, but I don’t think you do yet.
(July 14, 2018 - 5:01 pm)
Well, the first time I guessed you, it was just a lucky guess, knowing that you and Chaan were the same age, and that I didn't think you'd done a Ski Lodge before. But what really tipped me off was your comment on Pooki's I'm not a label thread. First of all, you said that you spoke Hindi, making you the only CBer that I know of who does. Second of all, you mentioned friends named Chase and Ruby and Avery on this thread when you first introduced the idea that the Ski Lodge was actually Mafia, and then again on the Not a label thread. That was the last straw, I guess.
Laylanie says crwi. Aww, are you crying, Laylanie? I don't think she wanted you to be guessed.
(July 15, 2018 - 7:07 am)
Huh, I did mention floating up off the floor once. I could also use my sticky notes like a magic carpet, but the other way is more fun. Just a little.
That is the most interesting reason for murder I could never have thought of. I'm excited!
Nymph~
Kate was voted guilty, and I ended up being the one to toss her down the trap door. I think she might've died? Nothing really happened, so we all kind of just watched for a while and then left. She didn't come back. I guess we'll find out if there's a murder today.
(July 16, 2018 - 8:58 am)
Oh You want me to post my theories! Well I have deduced that Poison is the murderer through logic hehehe. If you don't want people to know, feel free to ask the Admins to delete this comment!
(July 21, 2018 - 5:13 pm)
Random sketch of the after-lodge (I picture it with a ceiling):
(July 25, 2018 - 1:04 pm)
Eep Viola it looks so cool!
Day 3, Part 1: Vigilantes
***
Spyro and Catsclaw crept up a staircase, heads twitching from right to left, brandishing various weapons. Catsclaw had found A Very Big Sword in his Tardis bedroom, and Spyro had taken the knife that had been found in LilyPad’s back. He hadn’t bothered to wash it off, and it was quite unnerving dripping with blood and the like.
Catsclaw was nervous, which was odd for someone who usually barreled straight ahead. “Even if it is visible now, we probably shouldn’t be sneaking into the host’s bedroom. I think your info might be a bit skewed up. No ski lodge owner has been kidnapped before,”.
“Well, I’m older and have seen more ski lodges,” Spyro declared.
The dark-skinned boy looked at him skeptically. “You’re... older than me? I know I’m only eleven, but something doesn’t seem right about that,”.
“I’ve been on the CB for longer,” Spyro explained, hopping over a rotten stair and forgetting to warn Catsclaw it was there. “Besides, hotairballon told me she was and he said Poison had told him and Poison said Nymph had told her and Nymph’s cool so there.”
Catsclaw’s foot fell through the stair and he yelped, grabbing on to the railing. Spyro giggled.
“Look, we’re the only ones who care about going to save Chaan, so-“
A volley of darts suddenly flew through the air. Spyro spun around breathing fire and incinerated them, while Catsclaw blocked with his sword. They looked at each other with pale faces.
“Let’s try to be a bit quieter, what do you think?” Catsclaw whispered, and Spyro nodded importantly.
They continued up the stairs, evading several other traps along the way like pits of spikes and robot kangaroos. (The less said about that particular one the better.) This spiral staircase had appeared out of the blue last night, and Spyro, being Spyro, had commendered the most willing CBer to go off on a Epic Quest with them. Catsclaw had a bit of a thing for epic quests, so he’d said yes.
“Soon, the weary adventurers saw a building in the distance, woven out of intertwined branches. There was no doubt this was the end of their quest. They would have to face the one who has orchestrated it all-“ Catsclaw broke off from the narrative and turned to Spyro.
“Hey, who are we facing at the end?” Spyro shrugged.
Like he had said, they were coming up to a floor that had seemed to be nonexistent. This one had walls made of leaves and a ceiling of intertwined branches. Spyro poked his head in. “Chaan?”
There was no response. Catsclaw and Spyro continued in.
Inside, a orange tablet lay on a table. Spyro pressed various buttons, but it didn’t do anything. Various windows were around the area, focused on a specific place in the ski lodge. An armchair was in a corner, and a half-played board game lay in ruins.
Then, Catsclaw heard something. “Mff!” He raced into the next room. Two AEs were tied to chairs, and their eyes lit up when they saw him. Catsclaw vaguely recognized them as cloud and Pzun, Blue Moon’s AEs. Both looked rather beat up. Cloud’s silvery hair was in her eyes and she had cuts all over her face, and Pzun had a black eye and a slash on their arm.
“Just one second,” Catsclaw said, “I’ll get you out of there.” He bent to untying the ropes.
Cloud was done first, and she sprang up. “Thanks, but- you shouldn’t be here.”
“I feel very appreciated,” Catsclaw said wryly. Spyro blowtorched Pzun’s bounds, and he got up with an “ouch, Spyro, you could’ve just untied me”.
“No, seriously. Something is going on that you don’t get. The one causing all this is omnipotent. They did something to Blue- I mean, Chaan- but it didn’t work on us for some reason, so they had our own CBer attack us.” Her voice broke. “We were lucky to get out alive. Blue said she had a plan for if this happened, though. She said we needed to get out of the Ski Lodge. Whenever she CBed, it felt like she was in two places at once. We needed to go to that other place.”
Pzun picked up the thread. “And then from there, we could free her. But we tried. We ended up in Blue’s mind, but it was different then normal. It was dark, and scary-“ He shuddered.
“Wait,” Catsclaw said slowly. “I think she meant somewhere I don’t know if you’ve heard of.”
“What?” cloud asked.
“It’s got many different names. Earth. Outside. Real life.”
Catsclaw took a deep breath. “That’s where all CBers live. And I can take you there,”.
(July 27, 2018 - 1:46 pm)
Blagafdauigfiaeyiwfyu!
Cliffhanger alert! PLOT TWIST! Bad things are happening around the ski lodge! Also what board game was it? Not that I'm weirdly obsessed with board games and don't actually think it's a clue or anything. Not at all. (Although really, who was she playing it with? Pzun and cloud?) As the Angel, isn't there anything I can do about this? Any bit of information I've snagged?
(July 28, 2018 - 7:17 am)
Thanks!
Aaaaah, is Blue Moon the murderer?! But wait, the murderer doesn't enjoy killing, mostly... What would make her mind dark?
(August 4, 2018 - 11:58 pm)
No, Blue Moon is Chaan.
(August 10, 2018 - 3:49 pm)
(July 28, 2018 - 7:57 pm)
Wait wasn't the tablet orange? Or is it a magical color-changing tablet? Oooh that would be so cool!
(August 1, 2018 - 5:59 pm)
It is. An orange tablet is what I write on, and I used it to take the photo. My brother’s tablet is the one in the picture, but that’s just because I was using the orange one. It can be color changing in the ski lodge though XD
(August 2, 2018 - 3:30 am)