Every adventure that is offered them ends in murder. Every hotel or cruise ship or dinner party is doomed. So how is it that these foolish people keep getting in line.... well, to put it frankly-- to die? Again and again it happens. But will they be so silly when this one comes to an end?

The pine trees rustle in the breeze as you ride in a dusty car up dirt roads, steep and bumpy.

Tired of looking out the window at the infinite forest, you reach for your iPod, then remember that it's not there. You are going to a two-week-long wilderness survival camp in the Sierra-Nevada Mountains, and no technology is allowed.

Your mom jerks the car to a halt in a hard-packed dirt clearing. You get out and sling your light knapsack over your shoulder, looking around distastefully. There are trees, rocks, dirt, and not much else. It doesn't look like this is going to be very exciting.

Ah, you idiotic creature! This camp will be more exciting than you can understand. It will be so exciting that you will wish it had never happened...

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The Grimscraw Wilderness Survival Camp

Starting October 3

10-12 CBers. No technology, watermelons, or weapons of murder allowed. Space is limited, so you may only bring up to two AEs/CAPTCHAs (ie 1 AE, 1 CAPTCHA, 2 AEs, 2 CAPTCHAs, or 1 each. Or none if you care to do so).

Please fill out and send us this form for you AND every companion:

What do you look like?

What are your thoughts on camping in the wilderness/wildlife in general?

What are you packing? (Keep in mind you will have to carry everything yourself. Also, be warned that at least one person will be bringing along something that was not on their list...)