Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

hELLO EARTH DWELLER

FORGIVE US, our translation system is NOT VERY WELL made and MAY MALFUNCTION.

I see you wOke in a pure white RooM surrounded by friends. We pLANned this, never fear.

We wish to rUN TESTS on you and INDUCT YOU INTO THE RO SOCIETY.

hOLD ON, lET ME FIX the TRANSLATOR-

There, that should do it.

I am Beta Ro of the Ro Society, Keeper of Aquarius. Through many years of training and practice, I have mastered my unusual abilities. Do not fear us, we wish to help you.

Just a moment, Gamma Ro wishes to say a few words.

Hi, sugars. I'm Gamma Ro, blah blah blah, Keeper of Virgo. I just want ya to know that I'm SUPER happy that you're here! Especially any real cute ones. Beta Ro? Oh yeah, she's a GENIUS. Pay attention when she talks. Anyway, Epsilon Ro and Zeta Ro want to say something.

Hi! We're Epsilon and Zeta Ro, Keepers of Gemini. Pleased to meet you! Why are we talking in unison? We're one being at the moment, but can split into two! It's part of our abilities.

CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE MICROPHONE BACK?

Here!

Thank you. The Ro are... a race of people (aliens, I suppose) blessed with extraordinary abilities. There are only twelve in existence. So far we only know of Beta (me), Gamma, Epsilon, and Zeta.

We believe the Chatterbox may secretly house the rest of the Ro, even... the Alpha Ro.

Just... be warned. The Alpha Ro has always been corrupted in some way... evil...

I pray that won't happen again. 

If you believe that you may be one of us, please... comply with our experiments.

And don't listen to darkness... 

RULES:

Only 16 people may join. AEs and CAPTCHAs are not allowed.