Greetings, pi
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
Greetings, pi
Greetings, pitiful scum. I am Cho's new AE. She calls me stuffed shirt, but no matter. For I, Thorn, shall rule the world very soon. I am a power far greater than Voldemort or Devil Owl.
I have the power of the eldunari at my side.
Now, ye pitiful Chatterboxers, show me my new s-allies.
Thorn, shut up. You're an idiot as well as a stuffed shirt.
Bah. You're a stuffed shirt.
AM NOT!
I don't have time to argue with you, silly fool. Now, gaze upon my MAGNIFICENCE!
Like I said before, shut up, or I'm going to end this post.
Humph.
I forgot. The file attachment doesn't work when you're making a new thread.
YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!!!
Y'know, you sound an awful lot like Murtagh.
Who's Murtagh?
submitted by Cho, E-THORN!!, age Thornisbet, tterthantherestofCho'sAEs
(May 31, 2016 - 10:48 am)
(May 31, 2016 - 10:48 am)
Hi!!! I'm Pellucid. I am (possibly?) the only living statue on the CB. And aren't eldunari barfed-up dragon souls? Eurgh. Anyway, welcome!
(May 31, 2016 - 2:45 pm)
Weeell ... that's the vulgur way of putting it.
(Hey Pellucid! Do you wanna help me get rid of this goody-two shoes?)
I HEARD THAT!!!!
(May 31, 2016 - 4:29 pm)
Most certainly. Oh, here's a pie. Want it?
(June 1, 2016 - 2:00 pm)
Greater than Voldemort! *gasps* Die, stuffed shirt!
MewFour, I'm sure he didn't mean it that way-
YOU SHALL NOT INSULT MILORD IN FRONT OF ME!
Annnnnd I'm submitting this before MewFour kills someone.
(May 31, 2016 - 4:48 pm)
I actually did mean it that way.
(May 31, 2016 - 7:05 pm)
Welcome I am a robot but technically you already knew that (*cough you're just CHo's AE* and yes I KNOW I AM RUINING YOUR FUN B) cough*)
Also, what is this with stuffed shirt?
(May 31, 2016 - 4:57 pm)
I had to look it up because it sounds a little inappropriate, but "Stuffed shirt" is a metaphor that means a pompous or narcissistic person. Case in point, E-thorn.
(May 31, 2016 - 6:49 pm)
*glares at Nova* I AM GREATER THAN GALBOTRIX!!
Shut up. @Nov and Nova, for some reason, I want to call Thorn a stuffed shirt, and apparently, that's his new nickname.
IS NOT!
Whatevs.
(May 31, 2016 - 7:07 pm)
Aw, great. Fúdìmó overheard. I just hope he won't--
WHO DARES SPEAK MY NAME?!!!!!!
Uh-oh.
I AM THE DARK LORD! THE GREAT ONE! HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED! HE WHO MUST NOT BE INSULTED!
E-Thorn will pay for this!!!!!!!! No Fidelius Charm can protect you now!
(May 31, 2016 - 7:43 pm)
My name is not E-Thorn!! It is ... Thorn the Great and Powerful.
Come on, we're leaving. I gotta figure out how to make you stop interrupting Elsa.
(June 1, 2016 - 6:35 am)
Oh, how nice to meet you. CBers can be a little... tactless at times, can't they? I am the most sophisticated and well manered AE on the CB, though I hate to brag.
She's very humble.
See what I mean about CBers being tactless? I do hope you won't get caught up in all the crushes and such going on.
You would become friends with anyone who was a stuffed shirt.
Do be quiet Sprankje. It's very nice that you finally learned how to talk, but you still don't have anything intelligent to say-
CBers are tactless? What about AEs?
Why does anything I post always end up with an argument between these two?
I agree that certain lower class AEs, such as pickpockets, are utterly without tact.
Stuffed shirts are worse.
Are you insulting Thorn?
I was insulting you, but you just called him a stuffed shirt.
I was coerced.
Can I just post this? Please?
Certainly not Mirax dear. I wouldn't expect you to understand the importence of my verbal sparring with Spankje.
Verbal sparring? You even 'ave a fancy name for arguing. Amazing.
I can see that you aren't able to understand, Sprankje. Go ahead and post, Mirax.
(June 1, 2016 - 11:13 am)
Finally, an "AE" with sense. And what's a "crush"?
Think about it. Or ask the Eldunari.
I see. Of course I won't get mixed up in all that silly nonsense!
Somehow, I think you alread have.
ChOOOOO ....
Yeeesssss?
Can ou PUH-lese get rid of Mr. Stuffed Shirt?
No! Why would you say that?! I like him!
I'll warrant you like him better than I! If so, I'm going on strike!
Yeah! We're going on strike! Let's go make a strike thread, Elsa! Wait. (What's a strike?)
I'll explain later.
Hey! I need you guys! You reflect different aspects of my personality! WAAAAAIIIITTTTT!!!!
(June 1, 2016 - 12:16 pm)
*well, someone's a bit prideful.
LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!!!!
Don't listen to them. Umm, welcome, I guess...
~WHAT AND WHY DO you gUEss? (I guess TACOS)
Well, E-thorn is evil, and like Veronica said, a bit prideful.
*GASP* Joss is being judgemental! This is a once in a lifetime experience.
Guys, just stop. Anyways, welcome E-thorn (again.)
(June 1, 2016 - 1:18 pm)
How many times do I have to tell you pitiful humans, My. Name. Is. THORN!!!!!
(Stuffed shirt)
(June 1, 2016 - 6:06 pm)
Welcome E-Thorn. *Whispers* Yet another AE to ruin the CB!
Puck: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BOYFRIEND DEVIL OWL!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ok, first of all, we've reviewed this before, DEVIL OWL IS NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. Second, DUCK!!!!!!!!!
*Itching powder bombs explode everywhere*
Ok, I'm posting this before the Wrath of Puck gets any stronger...
(June 1, 2016 - 1:54 pm)