Greetings, pi

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Greetings, pi

Greetings, pitiful scum. I am Cho's new AE. She calls me stuffed shirt, but no matter. For I, Thorn, shall rule the world very soon. I am a power far greater than Voldemort or Devil Owl. 

I have the power of the eldunari at my side. 

Now, ye pitiful Chatterboxers, show me my new s-allies.

Thorn, shut up. You're an idiot as well as a stuffed shirt.

Bah. You're a stuffed shirt.

AM NOT!

I don't have time to argue with you, silly fool. Now, gaze upon my MAGNIFICENCE!

Like I said before, shut up, or I'm going to end this post.

Humph.

I forgot. The file attachment doesn't work when you're making a new thread.

YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!!!

Y'know, you sound an awful lot like Murtagh.

Who's Murtagh? 

submitted by Cho, E-THORN!!, age Thornisbet, tterthantherestofCho'sAEs
(May 31, 2016 - 10:48 am)

OHMYGOSH DUCK!!!!! You said duck... that's the shipping name for Dev and Puck...

Aaaaaand I'm just gonna go now.

submitted by Awkward Turtle
(June 1, 2016 - 2:43 pm)

Welcome!

My horse is named Saphira. She can turn into a dragon.

I sure can!

Wait a second, you can talk?

I will be your new AE!

Oh dear.

*This just got weird*

Agreed. Anyways, Thorn, meet Saphira, Tara, and Luna.

*ydwo*

Where's Murtagh? Did Gablatorox get his hands on him again?

Let's hope not.  

submitted by Shadowmoon
(June 1, 2016 - 3:29 pm)

Bah. I want nothing to do with a horse-dragon named Saphira, unless she will submit to my rule.

THORN! 

submitted by Cho, Elsa, Thorn, &, Pinkie
(June 1, 2016 - 6:05 pm)

Hoboy. Another hahaha-puny-mortals-I-will-take-over-the-CB-and-the-world-and-also-throw-pies type.

Really, Di, let's not get classist.

Classist?! Excuse me, but that's one of the few stereotypes that actually makes sense! Thorn does want to take over the CB and the world, and Pellucid did give her a pie!

But still...

Hmph. Kriff this, I'm gonna go take a fire bath.

You do that... *sigh* Seriously, though, enjoy this while it lasts. Di's not usually this...sedate.

submitted by Curio and Di
(June 1, 2016 - 3:57 pm)

I don't throw pies. I breathe fire. JOIN ME!!! I HAVE NON-RAISIN COOKIES!!!!!!

Shut it. HAAAIII CURIO!!! Long time no see! Hope you'll post a bit more! 

submitted by Cho, Elsa, Thorn, &, Pinkie
(June 1, 2016 - 6:07 pm)

Well, you're not more evil than me. That's fir sure. Even my name is evil. Ppppppttttttthhhhhh! *stivks tongue out and spits* and how DARE you insult Dev! Ugh! I'm disgusted! *fury grows and he turns into a wolf. Then quickly turns back.* what just happened?

submitted by Evil Devin
(June 2, 2016 - 8:16 am)

BAH! I am a dragon. Of course I'm more evil than you. And I have better grammar than you. So there.

submitted by Thorn
(June 2, 2016 - 10:49 am)

Hi Thorn!!!!

I'm Cortana, a shape-shifting AE, and I love talking! Talking is the best, don't you agree? Especially because it annoys your CBer!

Hey!

I didn't know you were in this comment. The name says Cortana, not September and Cortna!

I'm in all of your comments, Cortana.

What?! How?! Show me this sorcery immediately!!!

Nope.

Please?

No.

Pretty please with a cherry on top and extra sprinkles and chocolate fudge?

Nope!

Humph. Have it your way. *storms off in frustration*

Anyway, I'm September. It's nice to meet you, Thorn.

 

 

submitted by Cortana , September's AE
(June 2, 2016 - 6:20 pm)

*frowns* You sound too much like Pinkie ...

*dips head to September* Greetings, pitiful human. 

submitted by Thorn
(June 3, 2016 - 2:25 pm)

Who's Pinkie?

submitted by Cortana , September's AE
(June 4, 2016 - 1:02 pm)

AND THAT PONY-PERSON IS MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

As you can see ...

ALL CAKES ARE PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

submitted by PinkiePIEper & Thorn
(June 5, 2016 - 6:50 am)