Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

You sit down on the hard, wooden chair and stare up at your principal. Wow, he probably makes his desk high purposely so he can glare at his students. There is a knock at the door, and the secretary pops in. 

"A visitor for the principal," she explains. Her glasses are on the end of her nose, and it makes it seem as if her glare is even worse.

In bursts your mother, red faced and very mad.

The secretary slinks out of the room and closes the door behind her.

"Thank you for coming," the principal says, addressing your mother. "We have reason to notify you that your daughter has been extremely mischevious, and she obviously has no intent of behaving anytime soon. Therefore, we think it best to send her to a boarding school for mischevious persons."

He hands you a slip of paper that reads:

Do you have a mischevious, misbehaving, or maniacal daughter? If so, then it is time to send her to:

T.B.S.F.M.M.M.Y.G. (The Boarding School for Misbehaving, Mischevious, Maniacal Young Girls)

We promise that we will treat our young girls with the utmost care*. Our program focuses on excelling girls academically, socially, and physically. We offer a wide variety of activities to choose from, and we have the best trained teachers for every subject we offer. We guarentee that your child will have a fun and wholesome expierience. Fill out the form below and mail it to us:

Girl's Name:

Girl's Age:

Reason why she is being sent to the school:

Past Mischeviousness:

What she is packing:

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school:

Girl's personality:

Anything else about girl: 

You throw the paper at your mother, and you glare at the principal. Little did you know there was more to the paper...

*If said girl starts behaving, she will be immediately kicked out of the school. We sincerely apologize, but we do not accept CAPTCHAS or AE's. Sincerely,

THE HEADMISTRESS

(I was not trying to copy anyone or any other ski-lodge type thread.)