You sit down

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

You sit down

You sit down on the hard, wooden chair and stare up at your principal. Wow, he probably makes his desk high purposely so he can glare at his students. There is a knock at the door, and the secretary pops in. 

"A visitor for the principal," she explains. Her glasses are on the end of her nose, and it makes it seem as if her glare is even worse.

In bursts your mother, red faced and very mad.

The secretary slinks out of the room and closes the door behind her.

"Thank you for coming," the principal says, addressing your mother. "We have reason to notify you that your daughter has been extremely mischevious, and she obviously has no intent of behaving anytime soon. Therefore, we think it best to send her to a boarding school for mischevious persons."

He hands you a slip of paper that reads:

Do you have a mischevious, misbehaving, or maniacal daughter? If so, then it is time to send her to:

T.B.S.F.M.M.M.Y.G. (The Boarding School for Misbehaving, Mischevious, Maniacal Young Girls)

We promise that we will treat our young girls with the utmost care*. Our program focuses on excelling girls academically, socially, and physically. We offer a wide variety of activities to choose from, and we have the best trained teachers for every subject we offer. We guarentee that your child will have a fun and wholesome expierience. Fill out the form below and mail it to us:

Girl's Name:

Girl's Age:

Reason why she is being sent to the school:

Past Mischeviousness:

What she is packing:

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school:

Girl's personality:

Anything else about girl: 

You throw the paper at your mother, and you glare at the principal. Little did you know there was more to the paper...

*If said girl starts behaving, she will be immediately kicked out of the school. We sincerely apologize, but we do not accept CAPTCHAS or AE's. Sincerely,

THE HEADMISTRESS

(I was not trying to copy anyone or any other ski-lodge type thread.)

submitted by The headmistress, T.B.S.F.M.M.M.Y.G.
(January 5, 2016 - 4:26 pm)

Sorry Headmistress! I was thinking of CAMM. 

submitted by Rose bud
(January 9, 2016 - 9:02 pm)

That's fine!

submitted by The headmistress
(January 10, 2016 - 1:23 pm)

Is it too late for me to join!? If not here's my sheet.

Name: Ginger

Age: 11

Resson sent to school: She is a big rule breaker, talks back, and doesn't lisson to any one.

Past Misbehaviors: She loves to put cockroaches into her sister's bed, put smelly things deown peoples' shirts, shoes, socks, hats, anything she can get her hands on, and thinks it's funny to put tacks onto people's chairs. 

What she is packing: outfits, bathroom supplies, and a bag that can fit anything into it, it has enfinaty room

What she needs to acomoles: she needs to learn not to do anything bad. (see Resson sent to school, and Past Missbehavors) 

Persinality: she is loud and outspoken, loves to be roudy and has no fear of detentions.

Look like: she is about 4 and a half feet tall. Her eyes are almost black but are blue. Her eyebrows are slanted toward her nose. Her hair is long, straight, and shiny, shiny black. Her hair goes down to her middle back. 

So please can I join? 

 

submitted by Moonfrost, age Who Cares?, Mars
(January 8, 2016 - 7:00 pm)

Yes, you may join. We have room for 6 more.

submitted by The headmistress
(January 9, 2016 - 2:31 pm)

Hey hey hey! I'M The Headmistress.....of the A.B.S.U.R.D.

submitted by CaykeTheCook
(January 14, 2016 - 12:08 pm)

the headmistress CLEARLY stated that she did not mean to copy ANY other threads WHATSOEVER.

submitted by Cho Chang
(January 14, 2016 - 2:48 pm)

When does this start?

submitted by Elvina
(January 15, 2016 - 11:34 pm)

@Cayke, I sincerely apologize. I was not trying in any way to copy anyone or anything.

submitted by The headmistress
(January 20, 2016 - 3:33 pm)

Here it is! Sorry it took so long, I ran out of inspiration. I hope it's still ok for me to join.

Name: Avia Stoneport

Age: 13

Reason she is being sent to the school: Questions everything, and many people misinterpret it as back talking. Also does not fit in well at school and refuses to do work she determines pointless. 

Past mischeviousness: Not really anything specific, just a lot of extensive debates with schoolteachers and a petition to get a few teachers and the principal fired.

What you would like the girl to accomplish: open up to others a little more, fit in.

What she is packing: besides clothing, a journal, pens, the key to an extensive underground passage way, 12 books, and her pet frog, Aristotle. Also a sketchbook with colored pencils.

Personality: very truthful, somewhat of a book worm, not nessicarily shy or quiet, just finds things other people talk about to be boring. She could go on and on about science, literature and other things people consider boring for hours. Smart, and gives good advice.

Other: creating a secret code. Her dream job is a spy, but she is extremely clumsy.

Can't wait for it to start! 

submitted by Bibliophile, age 12, Chicago,IL
(January 18, 2016 - 1:55 pm)

@Headmistress, if you still need more people, I'll join. But if not, then I don't have to, it's ok.

~Poetic Panda 

submitted by Poetic Panda
(January 18, 2016 - 7:33 pm)

Yes, we do need more people, please join!

submitted by The headmistress
(January 20, 2016 - 3:32 pm)

Oooh sounds fun! This'll be my first thingy since I'm back 'u' (wow. now I'm saying "thingy", such specificness.)

Girl's Name: Carolion King

Girl's Age: 12 1/4 

Reason why she is being sent to the school: Once again forgetting to do her homework (she insists she was racing huskies.)

Past Mischeviousness: Throwing snowballs, missing asignments, using "my dogs ate my homework" as an excuse, property distruction as a result of Bring Your Alter Ego to School day

What she is packing: Her parka, a Swiss Army Knife, hair ties (never know when you might need those,) clothes, pajamas, lots of books, her phone, her dog whistle, and obviously her huskies.

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school: Realizing that there are more important things in life then dogsled racing!

Girl's personality: Smart, funny, sometimes short-tempered, but usually empathetic and nice

Anything else about girl: She (if you couldn't tell,) is a pro dogsled racer in the North Pole. Wherever she is, her dogs will come when she uses the dog whistle.

submitted by Carolion K, age Classified, North Pole
(January 20, 2016 - 9:01 pm)

I know this is completely unrelated, but do you know that the Iditarod starts today??? It's the longest dogsled race in the world (I think.)

I'm so excited. 

submitted by Elena P.
(March 5, 2016 - 9:45 am)

Me too!!

submitted by Carolion K
(March 5, 2016 - 2:42 pm)

Me too!!

submitted by Carolion K
(March 5, 2016 - 2:44 pm)