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Spyro 

JOURNAL, DAY 1

Yay, I get a room with normal people! I know just what HAB would say ("Well, you're not normal") but I don't have to listen to his idiotic rambling anymore! YAY! Also, I pity Silvery Ink. She/he/it is going to go insane. I hope there's no murders!

I also hope this doesn't fade into nothingness like the first ever RP I took place in, the happy fun cupcake love train or whatever.

P.S. Severe lack of donuts. Must obtain some soon.

Spyro out!

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HotairBALLOON 

Boy, I wish the Teller of Tales would stop calling me "hotairballon." What's a ballon?

...I'm bad at diaries.

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@Dragonrider: Nope, l'm not OtR.

@Katydid: l might switch room mates around as more people die-Er, leave. So you might be roomed with who you want to be. 

@HotairBALLOON: Sorry about that. A silly mistake of mine.  

Annnndddd l'm pretty sure my room mates are out to get me.

But they will soon find out.......Just you wait...... 

Volcano: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *becomes a ghost and phases off to the room where Devil and Masked are* 

Somebody: Now I gotta deal with two ghosts! Oh well, there's no such thing as a ghost of a ghost, right?

Shifting: You bet there is! And I'm coming back as a poltergeist, and not the Peeves kind!  

Day 2 Part 1 (l'll post p. 2 tomorrow.)

"Ladies and gent-"

"Oh, cut it out." Growls Somebody. "You better have proper breakfast this time."

"Okay, okay." Says TTT, "Not my fault everyone got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning." S/he mumbles.

"l heard that!" Shadowdancer says, glaring.

"l really don't understand why everyone's so mad at me. l mean, really what did l do?" TTT tries to look innocent.

"Well, let's see." Says Somebody "You  gave us terrible breakfast, which made Volcano get eaten by a refigerator-"

"You didn't have any donuts." Says Spyro.

"My room mates are going to kill me." Silvery complains. 

"What?" Devil and MP try to look confused. "We never wanted to even pie you." Silvery glares at them.

"Y'know what?" Says TTT. "IF YOU DON'T WANT ME THEN I'LL LEAVE." And with that TTT vanishes. "Well....That was rather unexpected." Says St. Owl. "What now?"

"PARTY!!!" Yells Turgon. "WITH ICE CREAM!!"  What? This is most insane. A party? Whatever for? It occurs to me that it just might be in celebration of the disappearance of TTT AKA me. Oh, dear. 

"Why?" Asks Clock. 

"Because we've got nothing better to do!" Says Katydid. "We could be doing something more productive." Suggests Booksy.

"PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!!" Chants the other CBers.  

Vocano's dead. Eaten by a...refrigerator. Ooooooooooooh boy. I mean, I feel just aweful for Volcano,I feel so sad. But...(eye's microwave in the corner of bedroom) I'm in for it big time.

Will- All right, let's see if this baby works! (Picks up pie launcher) Hey, Dragorider!

Dragonrider- walks out of bathroom) Yeah? Oh, no. Put that down. Put that thing down!!! PUTIT DOWN! PUT- (An onslought of pies hits dragonrider in face)

Will- I love this thing.

Dragon- (Spit, spatter, cough!)

HAB- (Opens suite door)Hey fella's, what's going on in-GAH! (Splat)

Will- Heh, heh.

Clock- (Bursts out of closet) BONZAI!!! (produces from behind back another launcher)

Will- Oh. Crumbles. (SLPATOSKIPOO!)

Clock- Latest model. Shoots twice as many pies as that ole thing. (Gestures to Will's launcher)

HAB- (Runs over and grabs Clock's launcher) My turn!

Dragon- Me next! Me next!

Will- (Runs down hall screaming) What have I done!? I've created monsters!!! HEEEEEELP!!!!! 

Day 2, Part 2 of 2

The world feels grey, and cold. Almost like winter. Katydid can't exactly point out what makes it that way. Why, it was just fine yesterday.

She is half way up the grand staircase in the main room, looking down on this so-called "Party", which in reality, a rather strange reality, is a giant pie fight. 

The other CBers feel the greyness, too. There is less merriment as there should have been. There is something wrong, yet they try to pretend that it is alright. 

Getting board, Katydid climbs the rest of the way up. She finds a hallway, lined with doors, most of them locked. The cold feeling is here as well, but much more depressing.

She walks along the thick, dusty carpet and suddenly feels very, very, alone. Alone in this dusty, grey, world. A single tear trickles down her face.

*****

Splat  A pie flies into the unamused HAB. "Okay, who did that?" He asks, glaring at all the CBers in general.

"Not me."  Says MP.

"Nor me." Says Will, and Clock.  

Splat. A cherry pie hits Shadow Dragon. "Grrr...... " 

Another hits TARDISrider. 

Yet another flies to Grasshopper, who catches it and launches it at Brookeira. Quite suddenly, everyone has a pie in hand. 

"CHARGE!" Yells Devil.  Spyro wishes his pie was a donut. "Ow"  Says Madeline, as a frozen pie hits her. She tires to get out of the line of fire. 

'i-i-i- don't what  to throw pies......." Mumbles Baefire, also trying to get out of the line of fire.  "TO LATE." Says Turgon, tossing a ice cream pie.

HAB hids in the shadows, watching. He doesn't notice, that there is someone on  the upper floor above him. They are holding a small cage, that they reach a hand inside. "Do your work well." They whisper to the large spider in their hand.  The spider has frighteningly large fangs. 

"Good-bye, HAB." They grin and lean over the railing, slowly letting the spider fall.......

*****

"Aye, 'tis a hard world we're born into and hard world in which we die." Katydid jumps. The voice is lower, with a slight Scottish accent, but still recognizable.

The Teller of Tales glides idly around to face Katydid. The normally black cloak in grey with dust and spiderwebs.

"And we  have but no choice to live, or die in it." 

The greyness and coldness is gone, replaced by something neither better nor worst.  "l-l thought you were gone..." 

The Teller of Tales doesn't answer, but grabs Katy's hand, and pulls her to her feet.  "You have one life to live.  Live it well. " 

"What the........?"  

TTT glides down the stairs, and in  a few seconds  Katydid hears something. "THIS IS A UNATHERUIZED PIE FIGHT. GO HIDE IN A CORNER AND BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFS." 

Splat 

******

HAB looks up to see a giant spider falling right at him. He also sees the face of the person who dropped it.  "AHAHHHHHHH!!!" The spider lands on him and does what  spiders do with their fangs.  He collapses. 

Somebody is the first to see the spider. "HAB! Quick, someone, we need a doctor!" There is a whirring sound behind her and she jumps around. 

"Did someone call for a doctor?"  Asks the man in a bow tie, stepping out of a blue box. "No! Not you! We need a  real doctor!"

"Humph."

Dragonrider and Brookeira elbow to other CBers and the Doctor out of the way.  HAB is deathly grey because, as Brookeira soon found out, he really is dead. 

"It was the spider venmon." Sniffs Dragonrider. "Very fast acting. If only we had a proper doctor." She glares at the Doctor.

"Wait, wait, wait." Says Madeline. "How do you that it was fast acting? Or the spider? You were at the other side of the room."

"Unless she wasn't." Says Will. "Unless she was the one who releaasd the spider....."

Dragonrider gasps. "l wouldn't do such a thing! l don't even like spiders!" "Yeah, right." Someone says. 

TTT glides down the stairs, yelling about a pie fight. MP tosses a pie at the cloaked figure. "AH! Never pie a cloak figure!" Says TTT, and the pie flies back to MP.

Everyone is distraced by the momentary action, except for one, who takes this opportunity to drag HAB's body away, worried about leaving evidence. When the others look back, he is gone. 

"Alrighty." Says Shadowdancer, trying to cheer everyone up. "Who wants dinner?" The CBers give her a rather odd look. "What?"

"Well, you see, they all ways have  food at funerals. We can pretend that it's HAB's funeral, except we can't bury him."

Someone, who doesn't like the sound of this makes a gagging sound.

"Does anyone have any better ideas?" She asks, a bit offended.

"Whoever had that spider is still here." Says St. Owl. "They could be any of us."

The air gets colder. The CBers shiver and glance at each other, thinking, "They could be right next to me. They could even be my friend."  Gulp. 

"Y-y-y'know." Says Booksy. "l-l-l'm going to my room to r-r-read a book. B-b-b-bye."

Suddenly, all the CBers think that is a great idea. Well, with the exception of Silvery, who thinks this is a horrible idea.  In a few minutes, the main room is empty, except for Silvery, who turns into a fox and curls up to sleep, and the murderer.

They listen, for a few moments, to the  sound of their uneven breathing. Then, fingering a knife, they slip away, in the silence.

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Rest in peace, Hotairballoon. Rest in peace. 

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Shadowdancer's thoughts

I hardly got off the wrong side of the bed. I fell of the top bunk of the bed! Well I'm new so I don't really know my room mates. TTT your first breakfast was terrible, Who ever had slimy pizza for breakfast? Oh well... Volcano... Death... Hmmmmm... 

(By the way, that cake that hit me day 0? It was chocolate!)