There is a
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
There is a
There is a knock at the door. You open it and find a letter floating in front of your door. You open it.
You are invited to a FREE* stay at the Hotel Le'Faye!!
Features include:
Free* Breakfast!!!
Free* Guided Tours!!
Free* everything!!!!
And absolutely NO murders in the middle of the night! Isn't this just great!!
You frown in puzzlement.
"A free* hotel stay? What in the world......?" But there's more.
l am The Teller of Tales, hotel manager. l always wear a cloak and for some reason, like this letter, l float. You are now frightened by this letter. You tear it up and throw it away.
"You can not escape the Hotel Le'Faye! You will come!" Cries an eeire voice. "Pack your bags and imaginary friends, because you're coming to the Hotel Le'Faye!
*No, in fact it isn't free. You will have to pay for our rocket boosters. Oh, wait, l wasn't supposed to say anything about that.
(August 2, 2015 - 2:28 pm)
A free hotel stay? Yippe! Count me and my AE in!
l will be packing:
A Typewriter
Dragon Amror
A Cake (Just because,y'know cakes taste good)
Drawing supplies
Books
My AE shall be packing a book of poetry.
Also note, that l am a dragon shapeshifter and Silvery is a silver Arctic fox shapeshifter.
P.S. When do we start?
P. P.S. Why do you need guided tours in a hotel? Who's guiding them?
(August 2, 2015 - 4:14 pm)
We start in one week.
As for the guided tours...... You wouldn't know until the start.
*Hides in a corner* *Laughs evily*
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(August 2, 2015 - 4:53 pm)
Me! I want to come to a free hotel! Umm... Yeah
I don't have an alter ego though, but I'll pack my library and my peacoat. Not to mention a polaroid camera.
(August 2, 2015 - 6:18 pm)
Packing the essentials and bringing Volcano and Shifting.
(August 2, 2015 - 8:11 pm)
(Completely forgets the fact that there is a floating letter at the door and goes charging into the bedrooom)
I'm bringing along my handy dandy pie launcher/blaster thingamajig, extra socks, Billy Bob's World Famous Murder Repellent.
(Goes to front door again and discovers note still floating there)
"THERESAFLOATINGNOTEATMYDOOR!!!AAAAHHH!"
(August 2, 2015 - 9:35 pm)
Murder Repellent? Never heard of it. Will have to try it out some day....... Mwhahah.........
(August 3, 2015 - 11:19 am)
Spyro, look at this!
Oh good, another Ski Lodge rip-off.
Well if you word it like that, then sure, it sounds bad. But come on! A totally free hotel!
Do they have room service?
Maybe. If they don't then we're not freaking staying, but we may as well give it a try.
pleasedonthaveroomservicepleasedonthaveroomservice--
So what should we pack?
Donuts, a knife, and a big yellow raincoat.
Why a raincoat?
Because I'm sure as heck gonna rain on your parade.
BA DUM TSS.
(August 3, 2015 - 8:51 am)
Oh Gandalf, whoopee!!
Grasshopper, what should I bring?
Grasshopper: A whoopee cushion. Thumbtacks. Soda. Mentos.
Uh....you're bringing your own suitcases mister.
*remembers the floating note*
Taking:
Dubstep gun.
Pinkie pie Party...cannon.
An unknown secret food source. (Shhh)
Snaek. (Best. Pet. Ever!!!)
A candy store to use for bargaining unwanted guests such as:
Wizards.
Bugs.
Dogs.
Wizards.
Lizard Wizards.
Warlock Hawks.
Cbe--*coughcough* Betsy Boop.
*put Grasshopper in a jar*
*Grabs not and flies awasaayyyy*
(August 3, 2015 - 10:34 am)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes tears of laughter away from eyes* Classic... XD
(August 3, 2015 - 11:12 am)
Unfortunately, we don't have room service.
*Grabs donuts* *Devours donuts* *Laughs evily*
(August 3, 2015 - 11:16 am)
*punches*
THOSE ARE MYYYYYY DONUTS.
[HAB] Are you picking fights again?
HE/SHE/IT STARTED IT.
[HAB] Whatever. Come on.
THEY DON'T HAVE ROOM SERVICE!
[HAB] Wait WHAT? This is an outrage! I refuse to participate if room service is not provided! I must be catered to at all ti-- oh wait they have free breakfast. Well that's okay I guess.
ONLY IF THE BREAKFAST INVOLVES DONUTS, OR I'M CALLING SHIFTING AND TELLING HIM TO--
Shifting: How many times do I have to tell you, WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
*cheesy laugh track*
(August 3, 2015 - 8:28 pm)
Shifting: And who are you calling a "him", monseiur? I was born, died, and am afterliving a girl.
Somebody: Honest mistake. Shifting, live with it. You are not the queen of the universe.
Shifting: I know I'm not, but I should be.
(August 6, 2015 - 1:32 pm)