Places to Chat
Fantasmagorian Radio!
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
Fantasmagorian Radio!
Fantasmagorian Radio!
Hello, and welcome to Fantasmagorian Radio. I am your host, Keira Snowling. Welcome to Fantasmagoria, where the sun is hot, the snow is cold, and handprints appear on our mirrors from within. In education, new policies are opening doors to humans! No, human parents, we don't know why your children stay there so long or have all learned to play accordion.
In breaking news, The Omnipotent Narrator is hosting another gathering at his lovely ski lodge!
TON is not responsible for spontaeous combustion, death b pillows, or mournful flutes coming from the desert.
The doctors of our city say they can't give you more potato juice without prescription.
Keira Snowling, Northern Elf and librarian, signing out.
And remember... follow your heart. It's in that guy's coat pocket. Hurry! Go get it back!
submitted by Keira S.
(June 28, 2015 - 2:50 pm)
(June 28, 2015 - 2:50 pm)
TOP
(June 29, 2015 - 1:10 am)
Mad morning, Fantasmagoria. I have dragged my cats and the microphone into the closet and am hiding from Sam the Overexcited Giant Puppy.
In related news, the downtown area has been destroyed by Sam the Giant Over- oh, dear me...
I have to run. Goodbye Fantasmagorian Radio, this is Keira Snowling running for her life!
(June 29, 2015 - 5:46 pm)
TOP
(June 30, 2015 - 7:39 am)
Cool radio! Can you announce that today is the first day of the Decepmyth story on inkwell? Thanks!
(June 30, 2015 - 10:34 am)
Good Morning, Fantasmagoria. In recent news, Deceptmyth has opened on the Inkwell. ANy latecomers will be torn apart by rainbow dogicorns.
The police's Spokescat says they've found the Evil Mastermind Bunny that Eats Large Potatoes. More Later.
(June 30, 2015 - 1:58 pm)
I'm back, Fantasmagoria. It turns out that the Bunny was apprehended earlier... Or was it? As you know, it is incredibly hard to tell a real rabbit from one made of soda cans.
Parents: If your children have dream-like hallucinations in which flying cats tell them to come to the forest... let them go! The flying cats are perfectly safe and haven't eaten children in decades!
The Soundless Creature is outside my door, ladies and gentlemen. I think it wants me for something...
(static)
(June 30, 2015 - 2:51 pm)
GAAAHH!! IT'S SLENDERMAN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
(July 1, 2015 - 11:01 am)
*screaming* *static* *cut to Slenderman's "face" ("IT'S A RADIO STATION, HOW DOES IT CUT TO ITS FACE??")* *goes to static*
(July 1, 2015 - 12:58 pm)
l'm not saying that you're copying, but this sounds a lot like Welcome to Night Vale.
lf anyone has listened to it, they'll know what l mean.
(June 30, 2015 - 4:17 pm)
Hello, listeners, I'm alive but have no memory of what happened. Or why I'm wearing an eyepatch. My eye is fine, but I'm wearing an eyepatch.
More later.
(July 2, 2015 - 2:47 pm)
MOAR!
(July 6, 2015 - 11:37 pm)
(July 8, 2015 - 9:33 pm)
Hello, ava'yorn, su'cuygar, and achuta (which all mean exactly the same thing)!
My name is the Disreputable Dragon, or Di for short. If you have seen A Curious Dragon or Curio around the CB, then you have met my alter ego. In case you need a physical description, I am a gigantic bright purple dragon, with bright green eyes and a pompom on the end of my tail instead of an arrowhead or spike or anything. Nobody ever asks about the pompom, because they know what will happen to them if they do, and it is not pretty.
Oops...maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that when I'm trying to get a job interview.
Anyway, I was wondering if you could employ me at the radio office! My alter ego Curio is on the RMS Tiny (see the Inkwell and my nonexistent resume for more on that), where she is in prime position to collect much interesting news, and of course she can communicate with me because DUH, she's my alter ego. I can shrink to fit through doorways if need be, and I assure you I am a fully qualified Storyline Modifier, Legilimens, and Total Geek. I have a scrying glass so I shall be watching this radio station carefully, awaiting your response.
And Curio, don't you dare tell me I'm too long-winded, because you're plenty long-winded yourself.
(July 9, 2015 - 10:09 pm)
(reads interview three times)
(scrutinizes)
(puts it in a CAT scanner)
(throws it in the fireplace of acceptance)
Sure! Go ahead and talk here sometimes!
(July 10, 2015 - 10:25 pm)
Good morig, Fantasmagoria. I am wearig another eyepatch. I highly doubt that this is the work of Senor Diablo, the eyepatch salesman and thief.
In related news, Seor Diablo was running o desperate times and stole twenty potatoes from the tow supply. How could he have done such a thing?
And what is 3.14(3.14)/344+2,196?
Thank you, Fantasmagoria, this is Keira Snowling over ad out.
(July 10, 2015 - 9:14 am)