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Important Ski Lodge

Important Ski Lodge Paraphenalia

No, I lied. It's not important, I just wanted to make you look.

1. Important Announcement (for real this time): All alternate egos have been retracted. Sorry. I don't have an issue with AEs, but the number of people in this ski lodge is very high. I don't want to exclude any people from joining, so let's keep imaginary and non-imaginary friends to a minimum. That's very important. Friendship is not allowed in a ski lodge. It might encourage silliness, and we can't have any of that.

2. Schedule Update: I start junior year at some point in early August (13...? Idk yet). Once school starts, a day will appear every two days, for reasons of suspense and my grades. 

3. Extras: Coming soon to theater and DVD, we have a lovely list of minor characters with extremely informative descriptions, a floorplan of the ski lodge so you can see what I'm doing in my head (bet you ten bucks I violate five times in the first day), and a photo of the Sugarbowl in all its glory so you may fall to your knees in the sheer glory of it.

4. Random Questions: You guys have any questions that need answering? Leave them here. Anything goes. Even if not ski lodge related, I will answer. I'll even help you with your math homework if you need it.

5. REQUESTS: Caps locked for your viewing pleasure. If there's anything you want to see in this year's ski lodge, as long as the Admins approve it, go ahead and tell me. Anything and everything shall be put in. Come on people, I need ideas. There's so many of you.

6. Fanart: Your death order is decided by how much I like the pretty pictures you draw me. It's the absolute truth, I swear it. Theo drew a smashingly good drawing earlier (thanks, Theo), so if anyone else wants to draw a picture (I firmly deny that I am begging for handouts), then I would love you and maybe give you a good dying quote. 

submitted by T.O.N.
(June 13, 2015 - 4:30 pm)

I'm so sorry, but I can't draw to save my life.

(In this case, that can be interpreted literally.)

 

As for random questions...

Why did the nekcihc SS0rc eht?daor

 

 

submitted by hotairballoon
(June 15, 2015 - 8:24 am)

Ski Lodge- where no one actually skis (Except that one guy who isn't very good at it)

http://postimg.org/image/9zew9dka9/

I think that's the right link... 

submitted by Katydid
(June 14, 2015 - 11:57 pm)

Ooh! Ooh! Idea. There HAS to be a scene where Cloudy, some other people, and I sing "I Feel Pretty!" And maybe a scene with the song "Tonight" in it. I am sure you could make those into something funny. These are just some suggestions, you don't have to use them. Both of those songs are from West Side Story. 

I also love it when you change up some book quotes to fit the Ski Lodge scene. Someone could die by eating a poisoned tic tac, too, if you want to. Or the murderer should convice someone to swim in really cold water, so they get Hypothermia or something. I dunno... I am not very good at this. 

submitted by Rose bud
(June 15, 2015 - 9:11 am)

Tehe.

submitted by Danie
(June 15, 2015 - 5:32 pm)

Does anyone know if you can do the picture thing on an iPad? I don't know . Here are some text pictures : 

 

|o> look it's bill cipher

*>*                                                           

||||||  an owl                                          /       \                /      \

|____ |_________|___|

|     *                  *   |

()       ______________________________|              *               |

 

|                                                                                       |

|.                                                                                       | 

|                            |      ___|                                                 |   ___   _______________

|.                           |            |_____                                                                             |

|.  _______________|__________|___________________________________________

 

 

Hope my lying down bunny is enough; it took me forever. 

submitted by Geek girl
(June 15, 2015 - 8:14 am)

Sorry did not know you wanted it all at the end; that picture was just a preview. Maybe I can get the picture upload thing by then.

submitted by Geek girl
(June 15, 2015 - 8:21 am)

Huh that is not what my bunny looked like ?

submitted by Geek girl
(June 15, 2015 - 9:22 am)

The Omnipotent Narrator got food poisoning again. That's the third time that I've had that happen right before a ski lodge. Sure, I'm crazy, but this doesn't seem like a coincidence. 

A force of darkness attacks The Omnipotent Narrator's stomach. Where did it come from? Where did it go? Where did it come from, Cot- The Twilight Zone! *eerie music*

Okay, now for questions.

@Somebody: Oh no, my weakness. It's almost like I can't scroll past. Wow. I have been felled by your evilness.

@hotairballon: There is no other side. There is only... the Twilight Zone! *eerie music*

@Katydid: I LOVE IT. That's fantastic! Thanks a million, Katydid!

@Rosebud

1. Songs have been noted.

2. Book quotes are already planned. Glad you like them.

3. Poisoned tictac sounds great. Hypothermia has already been done, but thanks for the suggestions!

@Geek girl: Illuminati confirmed. 

submitted by T.O.N.
(June 15, 2015 - 3:48 pm)

I wanna die by a poisoned tic tac! JK, I don't want to die!!! 

 

BTW, It would be funny if I died of Hypothermia, because I have some... stuff... that makes me really sensitive to the cold.

submitted by Rose bud
(June 15, 2015 - 7:31 pm)

I don't have any questions. I came here to say that since you've got so many people, you could have multiple killers, then have them face off in the end. Good idea? Also, DO. NOT. MAKE. ME. DIE. OF. FOOD. POISONING. Or anything at ALL food-related. If you do, I will charge at you with my army of murderous and psychotic goats. 'Kay?

submitted by CaykeTheCook
(June 15, 2015 - 8:16 pm)

Oh wow, sarcasm. 

Shifting: *Cinema Sins style* Somebody is a [bleep] to the narrator. *TV announcer style* Coming up next: the inevitable comeuppance with Somebody getting a really stupid dying quote. 

Volcano: About Illuminati:

Ah, a scalene triangle. Oh, a scalene triangle. OH, A SCALENE TRIANGLE. OH! A SCALENE TRIANGLE! OH! A SCALENE TRIANGLE!!!

Shifting: *summons non-corporeal wall out of thin air* *facepalms twelve times and bangs her head on the wall*

Volcano: Scalene... TRIANGLE. 

Shifting: *turns dark red*

Volcano: Um...

Shifting: *demonic screaming*

Volcano: I justrememberedanimportantengagementwithmyexplosivessoBYYYYYYE! *deep tunnels away* 

Shifting: *opens rip in fabric of space-time, allowing angry souls to escape the Continuity and start to destroy everything* *more demonic screaming*

Somebody: Ayayay... well, see you as soon as I calm down Shifting Sands.  

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(June 15, 2015 - 8:28 pm)

Random Question: Have you actually killed people off skiing? (Sking, skeeing, ski-ing?)

submitted by S.E.
(June 15, 2015 - 8:12 pm)

Some suggestions for interesting deaths:

Getting scared half to death twice

Getting stabbed with a paper aeroplane

Death by a black hole

Death by homework

Being killed by death candles (you know those very very smelly candles)

Stabbed by a hairbrush

Falling off the roof

Your jaw fell off from talking too much

Eating too much candy

Now that l read them over, l realize that most of them aren't very funny. Oh well. 

 

 

submitted by Shadow Dragon
(June 15, 2015 - 8:42 pm)

Actually, Shadow, I laughed at almost every single one of those.

submitted by Ellie, age 12, Place of ski lodge
(June 17, 2015 - 4:37 pm)

@Rosebud: Note taken, Rosebud. Note taken.

@CayketheCook: Sounds like a match like The Hunger Games. Note taken on death.

@Somebody and co: *Cinema sins voice* Somebody is a [bleep] to the narrator, and it's me! Unfortunately, I know exactly what video you are talking about.

@S.E.: Yeah, people die that way a lot. Want me to make you a list of them? I can, but it would have to wait until tomorrow.

@Shadow Dragon: Thanks, I already have lots of planned deaths, but I may use some of yours. 

submitted by T.O.N.
(June 15, 2015 - 9:18 pm)