Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Day 0

This person might consider themselves to be an ordinary person, but today the life they have always lived might take a turn for the extraordinary. On May 15, a day like any other, this person picks up the mail. There are the usual ads, a letter from a family member, and- what's this? A letter addressed to the person but with no return address? Curious, this person thinks. Tearing open the envelope, the person reads the letter.

Dear Reader,

If you have received this letter, you have been invited to the greatest ski lodge party ever to occur. We would be very pleased if you would attend. We shall begin on July 15, giving you two months to RSVP. We shall be very sad if you cannot attend. Come, come! Join in our celebration. We have but a few rules:

- In the past, a couple of murderers have seemed to sneak into the lodge and murdered everyone. If you're a murderer, stay away, unless your name is Melody, Red, or BHR.

- It's all fun and games here. No matter what happens, everything shall be silly and fun.

- If you have no idea what I'm going on about, you can read the rules to any of the past ski lodge adventures (the top comment on Pudding's Place should be one). If you do, ignore this and keep reading.

- A new day is usually posted in the morning by me. Every day, a new installment in the story occurs. 

- You're very welcome to write your point of view of the day (why most people don't is a mystery to me!) but please wait for me to put the day up first.

- Logic sometimes gets tossed out the window. Nobody needs that stuff!

- I do not pick who lives and dies- my immortal companion, the Sugarbowl, carries your names and I randomly draw them out.

- If you ask me to put a really long, narcissistic, name into the Sugarbowl (*cough cough Melody cough cough*)- Excuse me, I seem to have come down with a bit of a cold. As I was saying- if you do ask me to put such a long name in, I will ignore you and probably tease you about it for the rest of your life. Don't think I won't.

- I tend to make fun of people a lot (*cough cough Melody cough cough*). My goodness, that really is a very persistent cold! Please don't take it personally. Also, I am sure I will mess up someone's gender. Don't take that personally either. I botch personalities and tend to make a general mess of things. Moral of the story: Don't take anything here personally. If I mess with you, it means I like you.

- What a hypocrite- "but a few rules", my foot.

- I always feel like this section is hard to write. Eh, if you don't get things, read another rule page, or ask me questions. 

We look forward to your participation. Please come join the show.

-The Omnipotent Narrator

The Sugarbowl is waking up... It is time to choose your own adventure. Will you come join?