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You are invited to a Winter Ski Lodge Murder Mystery!
Who: Everyone is invited to join. One of you is a murderer, but which one?
What: This is a murder mystery. Every day, one person will die. Who is it? That's your job to figure out.
When: The game will begin on January 1 and end whenever it ends.
Where: The Ski Lodge. In other words, this page.
RSVP: I don't really care as long as you join sometime in December.
Various sundry rules and explanations:
-Each day I will write the story (probably in the morning or right after I get home if I have school). After that, you're welcome and encouraged to write your own view of the day.
-Big one: This isn't violent or gory.
-The motto: The funnier, the better.
-Basic geography does not apply. The Ski Lodge and Surrounding Territories more or less rewrites itself depending on how I want you guys to die.
-I don't decide who dies, so it's completely impartial. I pull everyone's names out of the Sugarbowl. The murderer comes out first (so I can keep track, really) and then I just draw a new name every day.
-Yes, the Sugarbowl is a Sugarbowl. I couldn't find a good hat the first time I wanted to do this and there is actually a skiing place in California called the Sugarbowl, so I thought, well, why not? It's more or less my Death Note.
-Pleeaaaassseee don't ask me to give you some long ridiculous name to put in the Sugarbowl. "Melody the Awesome Authority on all things Disney who is really Awesome" is so large, of course it's going to be pulled out right away.
-Like any good cartoon, logic and physics are overrated.
I hope you can join us.
-The Omnipotent Narrator
submitted by T.O.N.
(December 1, 2013 - 9:29 pm)
(December 1, 2013 - 9:29 pm)
*rolls onto the floor while smacking my head in the process from pure hysterics*
That is hilarious! And that is TOTALLY my life! I have only Word on my computer, so I have to use it for everything. And my computer has the nasty habit of either turning my internet off so I have no idea what the heck had just happened, or when I go back a line or two to add something, taking out what was already there. Ergh! So therefore, I've named my computer Bella The Annoying Twit Vampire. Why? Because when she annoyed me most, I could picture being a pale faced annoying twit. Actually, she reminded me of one of the empousa from PJO, but I was in the mood to diss Twilight, so I named her Bella. Anyhoot, getting off subject...
Anyways, the point is, I feel for you! I've had to redo assignments before, and it is the single most disheartening, annoying, back-breaking, laborous task in all the wide world. Anyways, congrats on finishing in time!
(December 13, 2013 - 8:06 pm)
Well, it seems you have won the war, to some extent! Though I may have exploded by the sheer profoundedness of the dialogue. And went against a Sicilian with death on the line.
Dan: Wow! I like this T.O.N. person's computer!
Me: No! Dan! He's not a role model! Bad computer!
(December 13, 2013 - 9:09 pm)
If Word isn't working out for you, get a Google Drive. I normally use Word, but if I need to access stuff on different computers or have other people working on it (aka if I need to write stuff for school) I use my Google Drive.
Shoot, I never named my computer. And I really like it. My laptop is like my pride and joy. It's got Windows 7 and I've customized it so it looks all cool. My background is some awesome Little Mermaid fanart *minimizes Firefox to gaze at it* It's like a painting of what the lagoon scene would look like if it were live action, right at the second of the almost-kiss. Oh, right. *pulls up Springhole generator* *clicks a few times* It's obviously female. The first name the generator generated was Isis and I think it really suits her because she's all sleek. Henceforth, my laptop shall be known as Isis.
(December 30, 2013 - 1:36 pm)
I have a Google account, but I don't really like using it because it follows me everywhere. I'm very careful to log out of it when I'm done. Additionally, my teachers don't like it, because it's easy to cheat with (because you can share with other students) and I can't properly format it for most weird chemistry assignments I use Word for.
Seriously, it watches what I do and reads what I say! I told a friend in an email, "Gmail reads everything I say to you. It is always watching. It watches where I go and what I do. It says, 'hmm, listening to Ten Faced, are we? Let's try to sell you Gumi.' (Gumi is the voice software who sings Ten Faced.)" And the very next day I saw this ad on Google: "GUMI Megpoid will sing your songs for you!"
It also tries to sell me teaching jobs in Japan and various mothy-related products.
(December 30, 2013 - 2:40 pm)
Yeah, Google does track you. Try browsing in incognito or private mode. Or just don't use Chrome. I honestly don't mind because... I just honestly don't care.
(December 30, 2013 - 4:21 pm)
*waves at Google* Hullo!
(December 30, 2013 - 10:52 pm)
Can I join?
(December 17, 2013 - 1:53 am)
Of course you can! It's awesome to see you again, Lizzy!
(December 17, 2013 - 9:09 pm)
Doubt I'll join, but I will be watching this!
(December 18, 2013 - 6:20 pm)
I'll join!
(December 19, 2013 - 3:03 pm)
I think I can join. Yes, I definitely can.
(December 22, 2013 - 9:07 am)
OMG, T.O.N., my sisters had to ask me whether I was breathing alright, I was laughing so hard! That was just hilarious! Actually, I quite like Word . . . oh well, it was hilariously funny! XD
(December 22, 2013 - 11:36 pm)
Merry Christmas Eve, for those of you who celebrate it! This is the complete list of those who are playing, right? I want to make sure I didn't miss anyone!
Ivy
Blackberry E.
Gollum
~Blue Fairy~
Skyler
Corina
Melody
Blonde Heroines Rule
Red
SC
Gilraen E.
Teresa
Ima (and this time I'll remember that you're vegan!)
Theo W. (Theo, if I need to use a pronoun, would you mind if I used "he"?)
Maggie
Watermelon
Bounty
Charlie
Lizzy
Tovah L.
S.E.
For those of you first-timers, welcome! For second or third-timers, welcome back! I hope you will enjoy this ski lodge! This will be by far the largest one I've ever done and is going to last just about all month. I will have to be funny for a whole month! What have you wonderful people done?
It may be a challenge, T.O.N., but you are so creative, I'm sure you'll live up to your reputation. At the end of the month it will be just a few days till the Sochi Olympics begin. Maybe some Olympians will visit the ski lodge. . . .
Admin
(December 24, 2013 - 11:52 am)
I got a new Disney CD boxed set for Christmas, so I have a lot of new songs to put up here!
I just wish Golden Dreams and Canada (You're a Lifetime Journey) would stop popping up because they're both wicked cheesy and patriotic and I'm listening to Golden Dreams now and I'm about to cry at the flipping cheesiness. The Canada song is even half in French! I don't speak French! So basically, neither of these will be the song of the day unless I want to punish someone.
Ooh, the song that just popped up on my shuffle is the Extended Version of Rockin' at the House of Mouse by Brian Setzer. This song reminds me of when I was a really little kid. *smiles* Best show ever!
OK, anyway, that was just to get y'all excited for my song of the day bit. The song for the first day shall be posted tomorrow as I take a long time to decide (I already have it picked out). Just keep humming the current song until we get there. (The current song is On My Way for those of you who forgot)
(December 30, 2013 - 1:47 pm)
Wait, are you changing "On my Way" for Day 1 into something else? I already wrote Day 1 (last night. I got a really awesome idea and I had to write it.) and "On my Way" works really well with that day.
(December 30, 2013 - 2:42 pm)