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101 things that annoy Lord Voldemort!
I remember there being this thread when I used to be here but I can't find it :'( So I'm going to start a new one:
Just post things that would make Voldy angry...
1. Call him Tommy.
2. Send him neon-colored wigs every week (bonus points if they sparkle).
3. Force him to listen to Hermione reading him the Harry Potter series.
4. Appear dressed like Santa on his doorstep and tell him that he is on the naughty list.
submitted by Blue Moon
(June 28, 2012 - 10:30 am)
(June 28, 2012 - 10:30 am)
Emily L. has the whole 101 on her Wattpad account.
Here are a few more:
5. Tell him you think he's the most pretentious villain ever.
6. Watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with him and clap after he gets defeated.
7. Show off every Harry Potter book in pride of place on your bookshelf and say how much you love Harry.
8. Say you think Tom Marvolo Riddle is a weird name.
9. On that note, also add that Lord Voldemort isn't all that scary sounding.
10. Ask him if he doesn't think that Dark Magic is a little overrated.
(June 28, 2012 - 5:34 pm)
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(June 29, 2012 - 5:28 pm)
11. Ask him if he wants to join your My Little Pony RP.
12. Ask him where the hidden pin is in Club Penguin
13. Get him Harry Potter years five through seven. Bonus points if you nag him into playing it. Double bonus points if you then pelt him with questions like, "Did you get True Wizard on __ level?!" Triple bonus points if you insist he plays as Harry.
14. Send him a copy of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways To Charm Witches.
15. When he's talking to you and his death eaters, raise your hand, wave it around, and say 'ooh, ooh, ooh' until he calls on you. Then stick out your hand and yell "PASTA!!!" (Hetalia reference!)
16. Start a Voldemort Fan Club. Then again, start a Harry Potter Fan Club.
17. Complain that Nagini has fleas, and insist that he gives her a bubble bath.
18. Buy him a Gryffindor scarf.
19. Insist that he gets an email. Then send him messages like "voldy voldy guess wut i ate a waffle today" twenty times a day
20. Enter a coloring contest on Scratch. Then call him over and ask him if he likes your entry. Insist on showing him all of the other entries. Ask if he still likes yours the best. If he says he likes someone else's, cry and yell, "Well, I'm not PERFECT!!!" If he likes yours, blush and say, "Oh, come on, come on! THIS one is way better!!!"
(June 29, 2012 - 5:56 pm)
21. Tell him you don't understand what he see's in Bellatrix, and then ask him if he ever had a crush on her.
22. Tell him you think the plastic surgery was way over done.
23. Beg him to give you his autograph, and when he's about to sign it, point to the spot right next to where Harry signed and say "Sign here! Sign here!"
24. Call him Morty.
25. Text him on updates on the parts you are in when you are reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, like, OMG Vltmrt guess what? I'm on the prt where u tried 2 kill Harry bt it didn't wrk!
26. Ask him if he will play Voldemort at your school play.
27. Give him a Dumbledore's #1 fan poster.
28. Ask him what he thinks of Phoenixes.
29. Break the news to him that Hunger Games is much more popular than Harry Potter now and that people think President Snow is eviler than him. (That should be a youtube video! Voldemort meets president Snow!!)
(June 29, 2012 - 9:40 pm)
1. Force him to watch EVERY episode of Invader Zim ever made, then throughout the next week only speak to him with Zim quotes.
2. Or, also on the topis of IZ, yell "YOU LIE!" anytime he says anything at all.
3. Ask him if he's ever seen the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox. If he says no, insist he watch it, scream at the top of you lungs if he refuses and if he agrees to watch it scream "YAY!!!!" repeatedly.
4. Send him a love note signed Bellatrix, describing how very much she loves him. (Bonus points if he responds!)
5. Steal his wand and replace it with a toy one from Target. Film his reaction to his "faulty" wand and show the hysterical video to all his Death Eaters.
6. Ask him why he chose to call his followers Death Eaters. Don't give him a chance to respond, instead continue, "Have any of them ever actually eaten Death? Have you? That's gross....(etc.)"
7. Start a conversation in front of him with one of his Death Eaters, (pretending not to notice Voldemort standing RIGHT THERE) the subject of which being Voldemort's defeat in Deathly Hallows part 2 and his complete lack of compitence). (Bonus points if the Death Eater agrees with you) Pretend to notice Voldemort and fake getting really nervous/awkward. Say, "Oh hi, Voldy...we were just...um...talking about you..."
(June 29, 2012 - 8:48 pm)
Lol #6!
Spammy says zeen.
(July 1, 2012 - 1:58 am)
I think with Snake's ideas, we're at 37
37. Play "got your nose" with him.
38. Dress up like Hermione, then pretend to have a crush on him. Bonus points if your friends dresses up like Ron and Harry, and are in on it.
39. Force him to watch Teletubbies. When he protests say, "But you need to see the my favorite part!". When it ends, say, "Oh, my favorite part is in a different episode," and force him to keep on watching it.
40. Every time he tries to say something, either shout "Hakuna Matata" or "YOLO" at him.
41. Make him sing along to A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel.
42. Watch cat videos with him.
43. Tell him, "Luke, I am your father." When he looks puzzled, say "Where's your lightsaber, buddy?"
(June 30, 2012 - 10:34 am)
44. Insist that he needs a wig because it would really attract the girls. Bonus points if he asks which color and you say purple.
45. (I think this was on the old one but I remembered it last night.) Replace Nagini with the incredibly, deadly viper.
46. Insist that he needs to go to the tanning salon to get a little brown.
(July 1, 2012 - 1:28 am)
44. Ask him to join you on a trip to the mall. Bonus points if he buys one of those fake nose keychains.
45. Make him listen to "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE (etc.)" Bonus points if he jumps out of his chair.
46. Ask him his opinion on hippies or peace-niks.
47. Ask for a picture with him, and give him bunny ears. Bonus points if he doesn't notice.
48. Color his wand in red and yellow stripes. Bonus points if he can't get it off.
49. Say "Au Contraire" to everything he says.
50. Give him a three-month trip to Harry Potter world at Universal Studios. Bonus points if he gets a non-Slytherin souvenier.
(July 1, 2012 - 8:44 am)
Buy him a turban. Wait until he has put it on, then pull it down so it covers his face and say, "No, you're supposed to wear it like this."
(July 1, 2012 - 2:10 am)
60. Walk up to him and say, "Hey aren't you the one who kept trying to kill Harry Potter and failing? Wow, it must be hard to kill a little boy. Sorry, I forgot your name. it's MoldyWart right?
(July 1, 2012 - 10:42 am)
@ Ivy:
Hilarious!
(July 1, 2012 - 3:04 pm)
54. Give him homemade cookies. Bonus points if they are spicy and burn his tongue!
(July 1, 2012 - 9:20 pm)
55. Ask him if he is emo, since he; always wears black, is on the dark side, calls his followers death eaters, is pale and lastly is in Slytherin. (Bonus points if you can think of more, reply to tell me them)
(July 2, 2012 - 12:53 pm)
We are now at 57!
58. Give him a peace necklace. Bonus points if it comes with a t-shirt that says: Make art, not war.
59. Give him a pedicure. Bonus points if it's pastel (grey doesn't count).
60. Sign him up for volunteer work at a landfill. Bonus points if he complains because he can't hold his nose.
This is so much fun, I think we should raise the limit from 101 a bit when the time comes.
(July 2, 2012 - 4:11 pm)