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101 things that annoy Lord Voldemort!
I remember there being this thread when I used to be here but I can't find it :'( So I'm going to start a new one:
Just post things that would make Voldy angry...
1. Call him Tommy.
2. Send him neon-colored wigs every week (bonus points if they sparkle).
3. Force him to listen to Hermione reading him the Harry Potter series.
4. Appear dressed like Santa on his doorstep and tell him that he is on the naughty list.
submitted by Blue Moon
(June 28, 2012 - 10:30 am)
(June 28, 2012 - 10:30 am)
61. Ask him to go to the zoo. Push him into the lion cage. If he doesn't get eaten, say for bonus points: I bet your still alive because you taste so bad.
62. Make him join a dating service. Bonus points if a Muggle girl is interested.
63. Get him a vanity. Bonus points if it's pink and fuzzy.
64. Make him grow a mustache. Bonus points if it's a Hitler mustache. Double bonus points if you taunt him by saying: Oh...wait. You can't grow a mustache because mustaches grow under peoples noses. Too bad for you.
65. Make him drink V8. Bonus points if he doesn't spit it out.
66. Teach him how to crochet. Bonus points if he gives the finished product to Bellatrix.
67. Make him go to a yoga class.
68. Make him watch the Olympics. Bonus points if they're the 2012 London Olympics.
69. Buy him a trycicle. Bonus points if it has a bike horn.
70. Buy him a Barbie. Bonus points if it's not Ken. Double bonus points if he doesn't use it as a voodoo doll.
71. Make him listen to K104. Bonus points if he buys a poster.
(July 3, 2012 - 8:03 am)
72. Make him join the Boy Scouts. Or the Girl Scouts, even better.
73. Send him a One Direction CD and tell him Bellatrix did it. Bonus points if you make him listen to What Makes You Beautiful, over and over again.
(July 3, 2012 - 6:39 pm)
74. Throw a surprise party for his birthday.
75. Tell him that you love his costume, but it isn't Halloween yet.
(July 4, 2012 - 7:16 pm)
74. Tell him Bellatrix is married. (She is.)
75. Take him to Harry & Ginny's wedding and force him to wear white.
76. Give him a clown makeup job while he is sleeping.
77. Make him watch all the Disney movies and when the villian in them loses, clap your hands and point out how they (the villian) are similar to Voldemort.
(July 4, 2012 - 7:26 pm)
-Give him a Harry Potter calendar. Bonus points if it depicts him dying on his birth month.
-Give him a subscription to AARP.
-Make him listen to Peter and the Wolf.
(July 6, 2012 - 9:08 am)
78. Ask which of his parents was a Muggle. Bonus points if you add, "Oh, I forgot. It was both of them, right?"
79. Ask if he lost his nose because Nagini bit it off.
80. Buy him one of Fred and George's trick wands.
81. Write ridiculous poems about daffodils, roses, true love, etc. and send them to him signed "Love, Bellatrix."
(July 6, 2012 - 2:08 pm)
Here's something I just thought of:
82. Tell him, "Oh, you and Bellatrix will be the next Peeta and Katniss, the next Edward and Bella, the next...etc." Bonus points if you can name every novel romance before he tries to stop you--extra extra bonus points if he doesn't try to stop you!
(July 6, 2012 - 4:36 pm)
Everinne, you forgot "the next Harry and Ginny."
(July 6, 2012 - 7:51 pm)
83. Tell him his life is a lie from a book written by someone named J.K. Rowling. Bonus points if you give him a copy of one of the books.
Who's Bellatrix?
(July 6, 2012 - 9:25 pm)
Bellatrix is a Death Eater who's practically or actually in love with Voldemort. Because of that, people make jokes about them.
(July 7, 2012 - 9:32 am)
@ Gollum:
*slaps hand to head* How could I have forgotten?!
(July 7, 2012 - 9:50 pm)
I don't know. Must be the Hunger Games vibe still circulating from all the excitement. Idea coming up: 101 things that would annoy President Snow. That was bad, because Suzanne Collins didn't give him much of a personality or history. Idea coming up (again): 101 things that would annoy Gollum. (What?! He's a part time bad guy!)
(July 8, 2012 - 8:35 am)
I made the 101 things that would annoy Gollum, but I said it was your idea, so please add some. There are currently around 10.
(July 8, 2012 - 3:54 pm)
I added one to the thread, it is hilarious.
(July 9, 2012 - 8:55 am)
84. Play Christmas music. If it's Christmas, play Halloween music.
85. Give him in envelope that says "To Voldy-poo From Your Bellakins". Inside put a letter that says "I love you, but I won't date you until I get a nose."
(July 9, 2012 - 5:48 pm)