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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

 

The Bog & Burrow Inn is Kyngdom's #1 venue for live performance. 

We've hosted top musicians (Ssassandra, The Ramblin' Rodents), dancers (The Scaredy Cats), magicians (Fatima the Fantastic Ferret), poets (The Artist Formerly Known as PikNik), comedians (Benny the Blobfish), and many others!

If you have an act, or just an itch to perform at our open-mike night, fill out this form. You might become Kyngdom's next star performer.

 

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: ________________
 
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: ________________
 
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: ________________
 
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): _______________
 
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___
 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _____________
 
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______________
 
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
 
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
 
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
 
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
 
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU. 

submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, Bog & Burrow Inn
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)
YOUR NAME: Flame 
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Flying magic
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: no one so far but if you are a flying animal you can join
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Magic 
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: 150 square feet because there is going to be a lot of flying and I'm a big animal 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: nothing
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: nothing 
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): some fluorescent lights would be nice.
DANGER LEVEL: 4
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): I require your finest foods.
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: This is a act with flying tricks There might be some fire breathing.
Sorry if this seems to dangerous or something. 
submitted by Parker S. (Flame)
(April 28, 2016 - 5:15 pm)

Well, when I saw this, I knew that I had to join. 

NAME:Eileen. I'm a golden eagle. 

NAME OF GROUP:Geared Up Theater Co.

OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Chrisina the wolf, Sari the snake, Benjimen the crab, and Bonjour the rat. 

TYPE OF ACT: We preform musical theater pieces. 

TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: Around 100 sq. feet of room. 

INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Just two large wood tables, two sturdy armchairs, one small table,and about ten wood chairs.

WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: None, we have our own. But thanks for the generous offer!

ADDITIONAL OBJECTS, SERVICES NEEDED:Just a sound system, so no one feels left out if they can't hear, and a ceiling fan above where we preform.

DANGER LEVEL: 1

REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM:Cheese, grass, and freshly caught salmon.

DESCRBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH: Well, we will be performing musical numbers from movies:

Dancin' in the Rain, The Wizard of LAS!, Meet Me on the Maple Tree, 1899;The Last Stand, Watch What Happens, echo, The Thirteenth Wish, and so many more. 

We will also be performing songs from these famous Pawway musicals:

Simply Sabrina, Runnin' To the Light, Meet Me in St. Clockston, A Griffin's Guide to Love and Murder, Mary Pawkins, Little House in the Middle of Nowhere, Furry, Humans, The Human King, and many more. 

Some of our most popular songs are:

King of New York, I've Decided to Marry You, Hard Knock Life, Naughty, He Lives in You, Practically Purrrrfect, Dancin' in the Rain, Somewhere Over the Stone Wall, Defying Awk!ity, etc. 

PROMOTIONAL POSTER: 

 

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submitted by Eileen, age 13, Bog and Burrow
(April 28, 2016 - 11:10 pm)

I can't wait to watch you perform! You are going to perform some of my absolute favorites! Unfortunately, I am extraordinarily unmusical, or I would ask to join you.

submitted by Avian, Secret Woods
(May 11, 2016 - 7:32 pm)

Wiseowl

The human and the seven birds. Performed by, The Starlings.

Volunteers for the audience.

Informational Play.

38 square feet.

We'll bring our own. 

Again, we'll bring our own

HELLO! WE WILL BRING OUR OWN! *Wiseowl looks at the person writing, "Calm down."*

1 danger level or 0

none

Based on a play Wiseowl heard her creator talking about, a girl goes out to live in the woods escaping the evil queen. We put a big twist to it. The evil queen is now Cornelia Hornshaw. The seven dwarfs are now seven birds. The birds teach the girl to make a living in the forest with herbs and plants. We make recipes with these objects and invite Volunteers to taste. The star girl will be singing a song by Wiseowl called, "Where Am I Now?" Contact us if you need the lyrics. Also, Ray the bird will be telling corny jokes throughout the show.

We will send you a poster if the cast decides to have one. 

submitted by Wiseowl, age 11, Reader's Barn
(May 7, 2016 - 8:56 am)
Zina R. Windwhisper
None
None
Poery Reading
Less than 10 sq ft
Microphone
None
Quiet and comfortable corner
2
Quiet
I will be reading aloud poems (including Hope, In the Attic, etc.) in a corner for whoever wishes to listen.
No poster 
submitted by Zina W., Secret Woods
(May 7, 2016 - 7:15 pm)

Without having read any of the other comments, here is my filled-out form.

YOUR NAME: Viola?

NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Fine on the Outside, by Priscilla Ahn

TYPE OF ACT: Music, song

TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: Less than 10 sq ft

INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: A karaoke version of the song, or if not, a recording of the song

WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: None required really, something to obscure the face if you can/want

ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED: The provision of said recording/karaoke version of the song (not sure if I was supposed to put that there or here)

DANGER LEVEL: 1, possibly 0

REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM: n/a

1-PARAGRAPH DESCRIPTION: A song, sort of sad. Lyrics are as follows: I never had that many friends growing up so I learned to be/okay with/just me/just me/just me/just me/and I'll be fine/on the outside/I liked to read in school by myself anyway/so I'll just stay/right here/right here/right here/right here/and I'll be fine/on the outside/And so I'll just sit in my room/after hours/with the moon/and think of who knows my name/would you cry if I died/would you remember/my face?/(short instrumental interval)/So I left home, I packed up and I moved/far away/from my past one day/and I laughed/I laughed/Ilaughed/I laughed/I sound fine/on the outside/(wordless melody)/Sometimes I feel lost/sometimes I'm confused/sometimes I find/that I am not alright/and I cry/and I cry/and I cry/(wordless melody)/And so I'll just sit in my room/after hours/with the moon/and think of who knows my name/would you cry if I died/would you remember/my face

No promotional poster

 

Right now, I just feel like wow! I hope they don't actually expect anything because this inn does not exist in the world I live in. I don't really know anything about what I'm commenting on. Maybe Lycaella (my character who might not actually be real anyway) will sing it for me. She exists in that world. That's a real song though, and a real artist. I hope no one gets mad at me about this.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(May 7, 2016 - 9:14 pm)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: _Callie
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: The Moss Posse
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Juliet C. Cara F.
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Music
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED:  more than 100 sq ft x
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _Keyboard, bass, electric guitar, three microphones
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: _We'll bring them.
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): _A color-changing background would be nice!
DANGER LEVEL: 1
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): __Acorns. Lots ands lots of acorns.
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: The Moss Posse will be playing some awesome pop!! One of our songs is called "Dream a little dream of cheese." (It's dedicated to our mouse and squirrel listeners.)_____
Thank you! Laughing

 

submitted by Callie V.F., A hole in a tree
(May 7, 2016 - 10:41 pm)

BOG
& BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR
NAME: ____Beatrice Woods____

 

NAME
OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: __The Woods Family Acrobats ____

 

OTHER
GROUP MEMBERS: ______Teresa, Jessica, Rose, Margret, Anne, Sarah,
James, Vincent, Eric, Joseph, Ben, Robert, and Andrew.__________

 

TYPE
OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): ____Acrobatics___

 

TOTAL
SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more
than 100 sq ft _Y__ 15 sq ft

 

INSTRUMENTS
OR PROPS NEEDED: ______We bring our own_______

 

WARDROBE
OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______We bring our own________

 

ADDITIONAL
OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ______We
bring our own______

 

DANGER
LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___  4 ___ 5 ___  3 or 4

 

REQUIREMENTS
FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____None_____

 

PLEASE
DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES,
LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ____
Acrobatics,
including balancing acts, gymnastics, and fire. Jumping through
flaming hoop, trays balanced on noses, that sort of thing.

PROMOTIONAL
POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH) To come later (Maybe.)

 

submitted by Trixie W., age 12, Moving
(May 9, 2016 - 11:41 am)

Exuse me, but I am interested in your abilities. Could you meet me, say, my thread, the Animals group thread?

submitted by Alexander, The Animals HQ
(May 11, 2016 - 9:15 am)

I'm sorry this is so late! Sure! When? Please say your time zone.

submitted by Trixie W., age 12, In the tunnels
(June 1, 2016 - 3:58 pm)
YOUR NAME: Sabrina
NAME OF BAND: The Trash Cans
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Jerry and Terry Squirrels, Rachel Rabbit
TYPE OF ACT: Rock Band
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: more than 10 ft
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Drum Set, Lead Guitar, Bass, Keyboard and 3 microphones.
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: None
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS: None
DANGER LEVEL: 1 unless Jerry eats strawberries. Then he gets all hyper and it might go up to a 3.
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM: All vegetarian please. Accept me. I would like fish.
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT: We sing our fans' favorites such as: Why throw it away, Down in the alley, Lemurs and pie, I love you cheesecake, and so many more! 
submitted by Sabrina, The Raccoon, Alley Way, New York City
(May 9, 2016 - 7:43 pm)

Hey, um, I was wondering, I have these questions.

1. How will the cooks and performers be payed? Food? Money?

2. This is an inn, so I'm assuming there will be rooms, right?

3. Is Root Beer allowed? 

Yes, these are questions I would like answered. Plus, can animals be hired as cooks? 

submitted by Chinchilla/Ivy
(May 10, 2016 - 2:29 pm)

1. Open Mic performers get free bottom-shelf beverages of their choice, including filtered and unfiltered pondwater, mouse blood, and mango nectar. Featured performers get a full feast of their choice, with unlimited beverages.

2. We do offer accomodations for a nominal fee. Or you can wash dishes for a night (and/or scrub fur during the shedding season) to earn your keep.

3. We don't allow outside beverages, but we do sell various types of root beer, including Elm Root and Walnut Root.  

submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, B&B
(May 10, 2016 - 4:00 pm)

Oops, I missed your last question! All the employees at the Bog & Burrow are animals. If you are a human, please go upstairs to the Jolly Rancher. 

submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit
(May 10, 2016 - 4:01 pm)

Thanks for answering the questions!!

submitted by Chinchilla/Ivy
(May 12, 2016 - 4:33 pm)