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B.I.G. HQ

B.I.G. HQ

Welcome to the official Brazen Inquiry Guild (B.I.G.) thread. If you accepted Professor Cornelia Hornshaw's job offer, you're in the right place.

If you're new here, please fill out an application to join. All new recruits are accepted as unpaid interns and provided with a luxury condo, several uniforms made of the finest linens, and three organic meals a day plus snacks. 

What can you do here? Here are some ideas:  

--A top-secret source has revealed that the mysterious object our agents recovered was called the "Power of Wing." Supposedly there are many other Powers. Professor Hornshaw would like to assemble a team to recover them and determine how we might use them for the glory of the Guild and humankind. 

--Professor Hornshaw has ordered us to design steam machines. 

--Check out a list of courses offered by the Guild (written by unpaid intern Seth Scrueless/Rose bud).  

--We need help designing and building a new B.I.G. Headquarters. 

NOTE: The B.I.G. Headquarters were recently damaged by a savage wild animal. Please excuse our dust as we rebuild. 

submitted by Bob the Scientist, B.I.G. Headquarters
(April 11, 2016 - 7:58 pm)

HAlOO!

I want to join.

What should I do? 

submitted by Jeff
(September 17, 2016 - 9:57 am)

Do you have your letter?

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(September 19, 2016 - 9:51 pm)

Yes. Here it is.

Opens a foulder, and hands letter 

submitted by Jeff
(September 19, 2016 - 11:44 pm)

Welcome to B.I.G!

A fellow Intern will be here shortly to explain things to you. In the mean time, stay away from the lowest level. It's restricted--there's a dra--a dangerous item there. 

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(September 20, 2016 - 12:00 pm)

Oh, and when I came here, I was attacked by some savage animals. Any ideas on why?

submitted by Jeff
(September 20, 2016 - 4:52 pm)

THERES A DRAGON IN THE LAST LEVEL
BIG TAKES INNOCENT ANIMALS
THEY ARE EVIL
DONT DO IT
JEFF

submitted by NODONTDOIT
(September 21, 2016 - 4:51 pm)

What the...

I have no idea what to say. I know perfectly well that I am doing this.

*crushes a bug he had just found in his hand* 

submitted by Jeff
(September 21, 2016 - 6:47 pm)

Kay, old comments that I'm too lazy to type up again

Seth, we need to talk. Either on this thread or The In Between. I don't know anyone in B.I.G. Except Anonymous. Anyway, do you think it's weird that I'm being sent on a mission with hardly any training. Are you guys keeping any secrets from me? I just feel so out of the loop.

~Elisa

The tracker lights up as I steer toward the underwater ball. Could, could Icy be there? Yes! I so wanted to go to the ball. And Icy always seems interested in these type of things according to her records. Anyway, I've fixed water jets into my roller blades. The air is full of excitement. I wonder if I'll see any of my, um friends there.

Anyway Seth, I need a companion and you are the only one I know of. 

submitted by UNSUPCTINGSTRYTLLR
(July 15, 2016 - 10:01 am)

Seth~

Running, eating, and skimming files at the same time means that I'm tripping over every single pair of feet in the hallway.

"Elisa...uh...interesting," I mutter in between bites of toast, "Lot's of missing files here. I'll have to talk to Miss Trycson. And what's this about..." I trip over another pair of shoes. 

"Sorry, sorry! Let's see...Elisa...missions...she's barely begun her training!"

"Hey," says the person attached to the pair of shoes, "did you say my name?"

"Hold on. There's a note in here," I add to myself. Somehow the girl must have slipped it into the files. 

Seth, we need to talk...

I read.

"Hey, do you know where I can find a person named Elisa?" I ask the person next to me.

"Uh, yeah. I see you got my note."

submitted by Rose bud
(July 15, 2016 - 11:48 am)

Hey Seth! You made one mistake! I always wear roller blades!!!! (They are in-put)

~Elisa

I look at Seth and smile/smirk "Okay, first of all," I say, laughingly. "Ow." He blinks. "Second, yeah I'm Elisa. I've heard of you, you're smart, blah blah blah. Anyway, I haven't met anyone except the weird guy at the door and um, whoever the important person who won't give out his name is. So, I thought I should meet you, But not in the middle of the sea of heads." He blinks again. "Um, are you with me?" He lets out a breath. "Yeah, just, I'm late for class, and I've gotta run." He starts away. "Wait!" I call, "Text me!" He answers my unspocken question, running and tripping again. I shake my head in disbelief and start laughing. I'm in his class.

Seth, do you know who any of my other characters are? Anyway, Check out my thread. The In Between. 

submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR
(July 18, 2016 - 6:51 pm)

Hey guys, I'm back from overseas.

~Elisa

I skate after Seth, trying to catch up and tell him that I'm in his class, but soon in the sea of people, he dissapears. I try to find the direction he went, but it's useless. "Excuse me," I say, trying to get the attention of a girl with her hair up in a bun. "Where is the MART class?" She takes in my appearance and smirks. "The Sail Haven newbie, huh?" She says, applying more lipstick. I feel embarrassment tingling from my rollerblades to the scar on my cheek. How is it this obvious? "Oh don't worry dear," she says, as if reading my thoughts. "Everyone is talking about you. The first arrival from Sail Haven, and what is her past? A gang girl of course. And B.I.G. is sending you on a mission because they don't even want to train you. Pathetic." She sighs mockingly "The name's Marsha by the way. As for MART class, you have a map you know." She pulls a folded piece of paper from my pocket, and rips it in half. "Hey!" I say, my emotions quickly becoming a swirl of anger. "Too bad you didn't notice that before sweetie," she says, a taunting smile on her lips. "Bye bye," she walks off. I growl in frustration. "No one calls me sweetie without paying for it." By some miracle I notice a micro chip on the ground. What? I pick it up, and hurry to class.

Later 

I'm late, obviously. Seth looks up from his intructioning. "Oh um," he says, fumbling for his words. "Our new student, Elisa. 5th row, last seat. A few students snicker. I shoot a death glare around the room. Seth glances nervously at me. "Page fifty six on your kindle." He continues talking about the lesson, which is about building machines for new technology. Boooorring. I mean, I already know this. Every Sail Havener does. I sigh and pull out the micro chip. I wonder what it does. I quietly pull out some tools and insert it into my kindle. "Elisa," I snap my head up. Seth tests me to see if I'm listening, and visibly relaxes when I show that I know the answers. He moves on to a different student and I focus on my kindle again. NO. WAY. It's a help message from someone. FREE FINNY and some numbers that I can't make out. Wait till I tell Owl Girl, she loves puzzles and mysteries. 

submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR 
(August 17, 2016 - 8:14 am)

Hoping to see someone posting soon.

~Elisa

I rush out of classes which were,... drumroll please.... Boring. Any way, I decide to navigate the grounds and stuff. Zooming down stairs and skating between students, I find my self still bored to death. So, I sneak of grounds. I know, I know, but this is my thing. I have to be in action. On the streets again, I feel more like myself. I wonder what Owl Girl is doing. I skid to an ungraceful stop. A group of kids are fighting each other. Off! I'm knocked over. Forcing myself up, I look my attacker in the eye... and punch him in the face. "Oww!" He says surprised. Then he grins, "You hit like a girl"

Sorry I have to go. 

submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR 
(September 16, 2016 - 12:44 pm)

continued...

~Elisa 

I scowl, "You really want to get on my bad side huh," I say. "first you dive into me, now you insult me? Though really your attack needs more-Wha!" I fall backwards into a puddle of mud as another person bangs into me. Laughter. I sit up, glareing at them. Then I smile. "Fine, bad side it is." I fling off my lab coat, (who needs them anyway?)flick on my roller blades, and tie my hair up, revealing my scar. More laughter? "Dude, she's got a fake scar," I hear one of them say. "YOU THINK THIS IS FAKE? I'LL GIVE YOU A FAKE SCAR!!!" I start circling around them on speed mode, fast enough to make them dizzy, but slow enough so I don't crash. I skid to a stop in front of the first atacker and pull out my new invention, a mechanical owl. Yeah, I know. But wait until it atacks! I atach the tracker to my arm and lunge at him. I'm there long enough to atach the piece of metal to him, and then I let the bird take care of him. Then I deal with the rest of them. When I'm finished, the owl and I stand in the ring, wtih the others out of breath and on the ground. I start to head back. "Wait!" the boy who started it calls out. "You're good!, you wanna come with us to see Master Tse. He teaches us Tai Kwon Doe!" I grin. "Sure, can get borning just inventing with nerds at school." I carefully leave out that 'school' is the B.I.G. "By the way" the boy says, "The name's Tim," I eye him a moment before saying, "Call me Starscar." Looks like I'm back in a gang.

submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR
(September 18, 2016 - 8:39 pm) 
submitted by UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR
(September 21, 2016 - 7:15 pm)

Hey?!

What should I do? 

submitted by Jeff
(September 23, 2016 - 10:40 pm)

You all have fought very hard. But we are all fighting for sides that we think are right. This is war. Innocent people die, but we continue to fight anyway. And once you're in, there is no stopping until one side wins. People on your side think that the other side is evil, while that is what people on the other side think about you. Who's really right? You think that you are fighting for the greater good, and so does the other side. Do you really know the people that you are fighting with? Do you really know and trust the ones that you kill with? Do you know why they joined? Do you know why they are on this side? Who can you actually trust in war? War is merely the fighting of, not people or animals, but viewpoints. And because one side wants their viewpoint to win so badly, they pay for their win with bloodshed and many other prices. Many may say that way is the only way, and it can't be stopped. But it's not the only way! You think that the sole way to disagree and to have your viewpoint win is to fight those who disagree with you? Is that the only way now? That's not thinking, that's reverting back to the thing that is the most sensible when anger blinds you. If one side acts drastically against the other, you may feel as though you need to fight. But, again, that is the only sensible thing when you let anger take over and blind you.

No one wins in war. So stop trying to win it now.

submitted by Knoit
(September 26, 2016 - 9:06 pm)

Could I join!?Tongue out

submitted by anonymous, age ?, Kyngdom/Mer
(October 1, 2016 - 6:47 pm)

Not without a letter, because positions are full.

Also, my name already is Anonymous, and I've been here longer.... I have no idea who you are, but this is the second person who's used the name Anonymous.  

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(October 2, 2016 - 9:54 am)

(Yo I'm back what'd I miss?)

So we have a new base now...what happened to the old one?  

 

submitted by Seth S.
(November 28, 2016 - 1:37 pm)

Your old Base was destroyed by the SOCS

submitted by Unknown
(November 28, 2016 - 4:07 pm)

*wrings hands nervously*

There was a....a-a...problem.

*He's bad at lying, but he can't tell.*

With the...p-pipes.

Radioac-c-ctive gunk. One of-f th-th-the interns, uhh, umm, broke into a pipe, and filled it with junk, and we, uhh, umm, are getting a cleaning servi-c-c-ce on it. Nothing irreplaceable, of course.

Why don't you head to your dorm? 

 

My CAPTCHA that I engineered says uckk. It's programming is remarkable--it knows to react to feelings of disgust from the radioactive waste. Remarkable! 

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(November 28, 2016 - 8:25 pm)