Ski Lodge.-

Chatterbox: Inkwell

Ski Lodge.-

Ski Lodge.

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You walk inside a dark room, barely lit. The flame of a single wax candle flickers and is highlighted against the wall. It's like the monsters you've dreamed about since you were young.

Slowly, you step over to your bedside table. You can see a somewhat illuminated envelope, begging you to come and open it. Slowly but surely, you grab the envelope and carefully open the red wax seal. Inside, a paper reads:

... 

"Dear Reader,

I am Thade Sierhe! I am personally inviting you to my brand new ski lodge: La Wonder! I have randomly chosen 13 people to come, and you are one of the winners of a free 10-day stay here!"

... 

The card starts loudly playing hero music.

... 

"We have all luxury items, including large rooms for guests to stay in, free breakfast, all the ski supplies you need, and a clean record! Freshly washed, in fact..."

The letter then gives you the location of where to find the lodge, and underneath there's a form to fill out for all guests:

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Name:

Gender/Pronouns:

Personality:

Appearance:

Reaction to getting a paper cut:

Would you give someone else a paper cut?:

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?:

Biggest fear:

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer):

How do you feel?:

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut:

Are you dangerous?:

Am I cool?:

Other:

... 

What a peculiar quiz.

It seems Sketchy. Thade, in fact, is only a scrambled version of death.

And Thade Sierhe is a scrambled version of Death is here.

It could be a bust... 

Will you go? 

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WELCOME TO MY SKI LODGE, people who have taken time out of their precious lives reading this! I have to go into a boring rant now so take out your books and movies and let's get on with it.

AEs and CAPTCHAs are allowed, and you may add a luggage list to the form, if that would please you. Just... try not to bring too much paper. No one likes paper cuts! (Oh, and if you do, you're weird. No offense). As the letter said, 13 people will be accepted. No OCs or CAPTCHAs aloud. If you have any questions or comments or concerns, feel free to ask.

Okayyyy the boring part's out of the way! We hope to see you soon!

-Thade 

submitted by Thade, age Ski Lodge!, La Wonder
(August 12, 2022 - 9:31 am)

Name: Jaybells

Gender/Pronouns: Xe/xyr/xem (non-binary)

Personality: Calm, calculating, intelligent, a tad mischievous, pleasant to be around, a bit aloof and whimsical, kinda mysterious

Appearance: Wavy pastel pink and blue hair, olive/darkish tan skin, one eye is purple and the other golden, slim and toned, average height

Reaction to getting a paper cut: *small frown* *murmurs* What an... er, inconvenience...?

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: Depends. Will I need to serve out bloody justice to anyone this time around. :)))

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: I have a high pain tolerance, so a 1 or 2.

Biggest fear: ...

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): ...?

How do you feel?: What truth do mere mortals' emotions hold when one is an enlightened being? 

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: Ah-

Are you dangerous?: Most certainly. :)

Am I cool?: But of course, my dear elusive host~

Other: N/A

submitted by Jaybells, Lost, terribly Lost
(August 30, 2022 - 9:24 pm)

I was wondering...when is this ski lodge starting?

submitted by Rora
(September 5, 2022 - 1:32 pm)