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Ski Lodge.
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You walk inside a dark room, barely lit. The flame of a single wax candle flickers and is highlighted against the wall. It's like the monsters you've dreamed about since you were young.
Slowly, you step over to your bedside table. You can see a somewhat illuminated envelope, begging you to come and open it. Slowly but surely, you grab the envelope and carefully open the red wax seal. Inside, a paper reads:
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"Dear Reader,
I am Thade Sierhe! I am personally inviting you to my brand new ski lodge: La Wonder! I have randomly chosen 13 people to come, and you are one of the winners of a free 10-day stay here!"
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The card starts loudly playing hero music.
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"We have all luxury items, including large rooms for guests to stay in, free breakfast, all the ski supplies you need, and a clean record! Freshly washed, in fact..."
The letter then gives you the location of where to find the lodge, and underneath there's a form to fill out for all guests:
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Name:
Gender/Pronouns:
Personality:
Appearance:
Reaction to getting a paper cut:
Would you give someone else a paper cut?:
Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?:
Biggest fear:
Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer):
How do you feel?:
I feel like I'm getting a paper cut:
Are you dangerous?:
Am I cool?:
Other:
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What a peculiar quiz.
It seems Sketchy. Thade, in fact, is only a scrambled version of death.
And Thade Sierhe is a scrambled version of Death is here.
It could be a bust...
Will you go?
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WELCOME TO MY SKI LODGE, people who have taken time out of their precious lives reading this! I have to go into a boring rant now so take out your books and movies and let's get on with it.
AEs and CAPTCHAs are allowed, and you may add a luggage list to the form, if that would please you. Just... try not to bring too much paper. No one likes paper cuts! (Oh, and if you do, you're weird. No offense). As the letter said, 13 people will be accepted. No OCs or CAPTCHAs aloud. If you have any questions or comments or concerns, feel free to ask.
Okayyyy the boring part's out of the way! We hope to see you soon!
-Thade
submitted by Thade, age Ski Lodge!, La Wonder
(August 12, 2022 - 9:31 am)
(August 12, 2022 - 9:31 am)
Here's my AE!
Name: Wildfire
Gender/Pronouns: I'm genderfluid, so fae/faer, she/her, or he/him. For the purposes of the ski-lodge you may use one set for each part/chapter, then switch for the next one. (Or more often if it feels correct)
Personality: chaotic, loyal, charismatic
Appearance: (for usual) see pic
Reaction to getting a paper cut: Rip that evil wood pulp to pieces
Would you give someone else a paper cut?: do I like them? no. am i mad at them? then yes.
Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 5
Biggest fear: claustrophobia
Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): no and I refuse to change my answer! So there.
How do you feel?: bored
I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: so irritating
Are you dangerous?: i'd say yes
Am I cool?: Thade is cool. I like to think I am cool, anyway.
Other: I'm a shapeshifter! If that's too op, you can limit it to gender characteristics to go with pronoun shifts.
(August 15, 2022 - 8:13 pm)
Hello everyone! The spots have been filled. Jaybells and Darkvine, your spots are reserved, so please fill out the forms as soon as you can! Lyric, please do fill out a form for Ladybug, but if you don't want to, I can look around for one of Ladybug's other forms on Chatterbox. So thank you to everyone who joined! I will start this next Tuesday, and I plan to post every Tuesday.
@Periculosa, yes. Yes I am. Howd you know??
(August 16, 2022 - 12:34 pm)
Name: Ladybug
Gender/Pronouns: Strictly speaking an it, but let's just say she/her (she is a crochet ladybug the size of a large dog with seven raised black dots on a cherry red back, antennae, and six short legs)
Personality: Obnoxious and loud whenever she is bored (which is often) !!! Yay! !!! Interrupts a lot, will not stand still, eats too much chocolate so is waaay too hyper, fluent in screaming, almost always uses exclamation marks to end her sentences.
Appearance: I think I already covered that.
Reaction to getting a paper cut: !!! *Screams. Hollers. Yells. Bellow-* !!! That's enough.
Would you give someone else a paper cut?: !!! Yes! Especially Lyric! But then she doesn't mind paper cuts anyway so no. !!!
Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: !!! 10! !!!
Biggest fear: !!! Anybody taking away my Super-Recording-Device 200! If I'm not allowed to play "The Very Best Song in the Entire World" on loop by me on it... !!!
Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): !!! I just said that my biggest fear is someone taking away my Super-Recording-Device 200! !!!
How do you feel?: !!! Ecstatic!!!!!!! Because I can finally play my recording! !!!
I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: !!! Highly doubt it! !!!
Are you dangerous?: !!! Yes! If you have any sweets around they will be dangerously close to being eaten! (Also, I will retaliate if you turn off my recording *reveals sharpened paper in carry-on*) And did you know that Ladybugs have this acid thing that is way more painful than paper cuts??? So yes. I'm dangerous. !!!
Am I cool?: !!! NOT IF YOU CONFISCATE MY RECORDING!!!!!!! !!!
Other: Somebody please convince Ladybug that there are way more nicer pieces of music out there than her…song.
(August 17, 2022 - 5:06 pm)
?? i think i already filled out the form. here it is again anyway:
Name: Darkvine
Gender/Pronouns: she/her, female
Personality: sassy, sarcastic, a good friend, is described as both 'creepy' and 'funny' also has a disturbing taste for revenge
Appearance: medium tone skin, shiny black hair with neon green streaks, neon green eyes, dark green robes and black belt (not karate, just a belt which is black)
Reaction to getting a paper cut: 1: yell. 2: get a band-aid. 3: get the biggest and sharpest scissors i can find. 4: cut the paper.
Would you give someone else a paper cut?: if they deserved it, definetely yes.
Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 5, but 10 in the shower
Biggest fear: Baby Shark
Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): um :|
How do you feel?: idk
I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: stop doing what your doing then
Are you dangerous?: yes
Am I cool?: *sets on f i r e* not anymore
Other: i'm packing 2 knives. one is made of paper.
(August 18, 2022 - 7:40 am)
Hello Darkvine, thank you! I'm very sorry, you were right, your form was already posted. It's my mistake, I meant to write Darkling but wrote Darkvine. You get free cookie platters at the lodge for your troubles.
(August 21, 2022 - 10:20 pm)
Hey, is it okay if I fill my form out over the weekend? I'll try to get around to it earlier if I can, but I'm out of town right now unexpectedly and I prefer to put a good (slightly absurd) amount of time into my ski lodge forms. As you may know.
(August 16, 2022 - 10:54 pm)
Yes, thats okay. I realize I made a mistake and wrote Darkvine instead of Darkling for spots reserved, so I apologize for that!
-Thade
(August 17, 2022 - 6:17 pm)
Yes...this is my first ski lodge, I don't really know how I knew. One question...what's all the paper cut questions about...
(August 17, 2022 - 2:51 pm)
The paper cut questions?
I guess you'll have to wait and see.
Also, if it's okay, I'd rather be called Thade on this thread than my real CB name, for mystery reasons. Thank you!
-Thade
(August 17, 2022 - 6:19 pm)
Question, when will the Ski lodge start?
(August 18, 2022 - 4:52 pm)
Sometime this week! Just after Darkling's form is posted
(August 21, 2022 - 10:18 pm)
Name: Darkling, but you can call me Darkling.
Gender/Pronouns: They/Them for all Ski Lodge purposes.
Personality: Imagine a person who always speaks kindly, is always calm, who readily shares their gummy bears with people, is always dependable and never impulsive, plays the violin superbly, and is never sarcastic. Yeahhhhh that's not me. I am the polar opposite of that person. (Not a jerk (not necessarily, anyway) just stingy with gummy bears)
Appearance: Short choppy dark hair, dark pinstriped suit, acid green eyes, freckles, green high-tops, sharp leetle teeth.
Reaction to getting a paper cut: *Sidelong look at paper* I see how it is.
Would you give someone else a paper cut?: Depends on the person, that being said, probably. But if anyone asks the paper is possessed by a skin-hating demon-thing. Not my fault.
Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 10 if you're a squishy vulnerable caterpillar, 1 if your nerves are totally dead and you can't feel pain. On average, however, assuming you're a human with all your nerves intact, probably a 3.
Biggest fear: I don't do "fear" . . It's kind of a problem hahaha!
Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): . . . Why, should it be?
How do you feel?: What are you, a psychiatrist?
I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: Not at the moment . . .
Are you dangerous?: Yes, in fact I am often a hazard to myself and others. Not always intentionally, if it helps?
Am I cool?: Am I cool or are you cool? I think we're both pretty cool at the moment, putting on a sweater or sitting in the sun might help.
Other: I own a violin, which I can't play but play anyway much to the chagrin of everyone around me.
(August 23, 2022 - 1:02 pm)
Lol, I got a (similar) paper cut. I blame it on this Ski Lodge. :D
(August 24, 2022 - 12:29 pm)
No paper cuts so far! Not feeling so paranoid now XD
(August 25, 2022 - 3:15 pm)
Hello Jaybells! Could you please fill out your form as soon as possible? I'd like to start writing sometime this week.
Thanks!
-Thade
(August 30, 2022 - 5:29 pm)