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Word limitsD
Word limits
Does anyone else find word limits as irksome as I do? They're so annoying. My teacher's big on word limits. For instance, she informs me AFTER I turn in my eight-page narrative on Jamestown settling that she only wanted two and a half pages. So I had to cut out, what, five and a half pages. Aargh. This same teacher proceeds to give my twenty-page long thing on the Hopi Indians a C+. LOL! She asked us to write an informative children's book on an Indian tribe but was unclear about the length, although she did say that it should be suitable for a third grader. (We're entering sixth grade, hello.) So she gives me a C+ because she says I didn't follow guidelines. She pleasantly informed me that no third grader would understand the words I used (the most complicated word I used was "phlegmatic." Come on!). I refrained from telling her that when I was in third grade I could define "idiosyncrasy."
Okay, this is turning into a rant. I'm very sorry- this pertains in no way to anything. My point being, does anyone else despise word limits? Administrators, you can tone down my ramblings if need be. :/
(June 7, 2009 - 5:53 pm)
Yeah, they're annoying to me too, but sometimes they're necessary. And believe it or not, I think you're the exception - most third graders probably don't know what idiosyncrasy means.
(June 8, 2009 - 8:06 am)
I have a third grade sister. I'll ask her.
(June 9, 2009 - 7:28 pm)
*raises hand* I did when I was in fourth grade! Prob'ly woulda known sooner except... you know...
(June 9, 2009 - 7:30 pm)
No, I don't know.
(June 10, 2009 - 5:30 pm)
Didn't start reading till third grade...
(June 11, 2009 - 1:31 am)
My English teachers always figure out quick that they have to be very, very specific about maximum lengths, or I would go over, haha. It got to the point that when we had to write a story imitating Edgar Allen Poe's style (I'd post it here but I think it'd get zapped), Schouboe went, "it has to be four pages double spaced to meet minimum requirements," then looked right at me and said, "and it can't be any more than six pages single spaced." I was like, "aww...."
Got a 4 (out of 4) on that though (it was a standard activity. *snort*)
And I would post the story, only it was, well, you know, EA Poe-like, and therefore pertained greatly to death and murder and Haley's obsession with the Victorian era, h'm...
(June 9, 2009 - 7:27 pm)
Yeah, it's true. The third grader I babysit doesn't know what perilous means. Let alone idiosyncrasy. :P But I HATE word limits! I'm what the writing teacher at our homeschool co-op calls a "voluminous writer." Once - two or three years back - I was given a story with a word limit to write, and it irked me so much that I decided I would make it into a book, just to spite my writing teacher. I never got past the third chapter. :P Yeah, I hate them.
-EH
(June 9, 2009 - 11:07 pm)
Ugh! Word limits! When they say no less
than two-hundred words do they expect you
to go back and count how many you used?
Okay, I'm lucky because I started homeschooling
before any teachers of mine really cared how
many words we used, but it still gets on my
nerves. I think, if they are really concerned
about limiting you, they should simply say,
for example: "Make this a short assignment.
Somewhere between two to five pages."
But I think that should be as far as it goes.
It could get really difficult trying to get precisely
two and a half pages written. It might even
make it harder to write your best work while
worrying about how long the teacher wants it to
be. That's my opinion ;D
(June 10, 2009 - 2:42 pm)
At least all of your teachers sound relatively human... :(
(June 10, 2009 - 4:11 pm)
Yeah, word limits are obnoxious. I had to write a paper about Alexander the Great a few months ago that was supposed to be 400 words, but mine turned out to be about 800 words. Needless to say, I had to chop half the paper. :(
(June 10, 2009 - 4:44 pm)
That's such a bad reason to give you a C+!! Just because a third grader might not be able to understand a couple words?! I bet it was an awesome report anyway :)
(June 10, 2009 - 6:02 pm)
I. DESPISE. Word limits. They drive me absolutely bonkers, because I also tend to write a lot and include plenty of detail and such. I believe writing should be about quantity, not quality (well, I understand about newspaper articles and stuff...but schoolwork?). That seems really super unfair or your teacher, Mary W. I also don't like time limits for speeches. My school has this big oral presentation contest every year and I've spent many a sleepless night trying to cut my presentations down so they fit in the alloted time.
(June 11, 2009 - 8:26 am)
Thanks, MJ and Allison. :) Allison, I'm sure your speeches are great anyway! :)
P.S. Does anyone have a teacher who doesn't know how to spell "apologize"? *coughs* *raises hand*
(June 11, 2009 - 3:32 pm)
*Coughcough* you mean, Quality not quantity?
(June 13, 2009 - 6:32 pm)
I WISH WORD LIMITS HAD NEVER BEEN THOUHGT UP! THEY'RE SO RIDICULOUS! ARGH! School's out right now for me, but luckily, my teachers never did use those horrendous things. So yes, my stories and essays and all those things were always really long, but they didn't mind. I guess I just always get good teachers. And I think it's CRAZY that your teacher would give you a C+ for using words like phlegmatic!
(June 12, 2009 - 5:05 pm)