Chatterbox: Inkwell

Favourite lines from your writings...

Kinda self-explanatory, I s'pose. Funny lines, deep lines, random lines that only make sense in context, whatever. If you like it, post it here, but try to keep it to just a sentence or two if possible. The weirder, the better I say. Oh, and don't add any explanatory notes, it's more fun that way.

Here's some of mine, all taken from NaNo '08.

“Silly vampire pumpkin, doom is for the Doom Cauldrons.” 

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“A jack-o-lantern, the scariest one on the block,” said Vlad. “The one that actually, you know, eats stuff. And people. And candy!” 

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“See what? You broke your finger?” It did look a little bent out of shape after all, and it’s entirely possible, stress fracture, I mean he is always carrying around that little globe thing of his.

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Vlad: You don't even /like/ friends. Why do you want more? 

Chaos: I like to torture people, my dear Vlad, and friendship has, through my centuries of existence, proven itself to be a very effective method of torture.

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“Vampires are creepy enough as it is, but to add pumpkin DNA to the equation of undeath is to step it up to a whole new level of freakiness.”

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Morwenna: Man- eat-  No. No, no, chairs do not eat people.

Bartholomew: That one does, it learned how from the pumpkin.

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“Well now you know I’m human, so happy for you. Hooray, congratulations. And such.”  

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Hello! Good morning, this is your wake-up call. We’re not living in candyland… We haven’t been for some time now. Sorry. 

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"He's praying..." muttered Toby, raising an eyebrow. "He's praying to a shoe." 

"Yes, Toby," I replied mildly, "he's praying to a shoe. People do funny things, eh?" 

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And just because, here's one from Broken Dreams:

The skeleton touched the brim of its hat in a jaunty sort of salute. “G’d evening,” it said.