I LOVE Wildflower's depiction. 

St. Owl this is amazing!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!! Here are my AEs, you can use them. I will let them introduce themselves to you.

Hi I am Rosemary, Moonfrost's FIRST AE. I not very crazy, I am actually quite sane. I protect Moonfrost in the CB. So I may not be a good AE for your story.

I am Shadow! I look just like Moonfrost, only I am a shadow. I can do Shadow Magic! Portals, split myself into 5 MEs, call Night Mares, and I think that is it.

And I, unfortunately, am the only one who can control her. If I do not come she may destroy you all.

HA!!!!! Great idea Rosemary! Thanks You so very much!!!!! Those are GREAT ideas!!!! 

Oops.

So... yay. If you do make a second year I would love to join.

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Please post St. Owl!!! This is a realy amazing RP and it would be a shame for it to die.

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Okay. Before I start--

There are five million and one Alter Egos. I am not going to call them all by name, only the ones that I can remember. And then, I might not handle their personalities correctly. So please, bear with me.

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"WE'RE HEEEEEERE!"
The shout seemed to vibrate through the whole Room of Requirement as the walls started to shake. Then the whole area seemed to rumble, although from what no one was sure.

Then, suddenly, the window wall shattered, bits of plaster and dust and ashes (there was a fire in the grate) flying everywhere as millions, no, maybe just hundreds, of forms flew here and there and everywhere, pushing and shoving and screaming and throwing cakes while shouting that they're actually pies.

"What the heck?"

Somebody had spoken for everyone. The newly christened CBers stood in awe as the Others came pouring in, the Room largening itself to fit its uninvited guests. At the back of the group came the originals: Princess Icicle, Oink, Wildflower, Volcano, Shifting, Baelfire, and Masked Piester.

"How come we can see them all?" asked Kate suddenly. 

Feather looked up. "Oh, that's because of the magic of this room.Or it could be because you know that you're CBers now."

"Are you still planning to kill us?" asked St.Owl.

"'Course."

"But what if there was something else you could do?" asked Air suddenly. "You've all got superpowers already. You don't have to be gods."

"Sure we do. It's important to be gods, you know. Who'd pass it up?"

The CBers looked at each other, in slight shock of the stupidity of those words. "Um, us?" said Danie, matter-of-factly.

"Then you're stupid, goody-goody idiots. WHO WANTS TO PIE THEM?" Feather shouted suddenly, to the whole group.

"ALL CAKES ARE PIES!" shouted Pinkie PIEper, throwing a red velvet cheesecake into the mass of CBers.

"Why are we all standing around?" said one of the smarter people in the huddled mass.

And cue fight scene.

Feather was winning a fight with St.Owl because of her fantastic karate and St.'s freaking-out-shakey-hand.

Volcano and Shifting were teasing Somebody about being non-corporeal without realising that she was hitting a bunch of AEs behind them with her jinxes.

Spyro was sitting around munching donuts while complaining that the stupid narrator thought he was Dragonrider's AE.

Elsa was teaming up with Princess Icicle (who wasn't too happy about that) to fight Rainbow, who was pretty freaked herself but sending some good Disarming spells their way. The only problem was there was nothing to disarm.

Danie rode Squeak the Flying Purple Unicorn while doing her best to not get in a one-on-one but send some helpful spells to who needed them.

And Devil Owl was pummeling Puck with brussels sprouts while she ran around the Room of Requirement screaming about unfair love.

It was getting much too complicated, loud, and injury-inducing when a few newcomers stopped everyone cold.

"Oh shoot," muttered Somebody, who was the only person who recognized some of them. After all, she'd been talking to them in her head for years.

Agent Nightcat, DNA, and Saint Owl seemed to have decided to wreak some havoc. 

I'm catching up some because a) the writing I just posted is terrible, b) I want to write this next part, and c) I owe you guys.

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"So, are you all complete and utter morons?"

Feather stopped mid-kick, staring at her... well, what was it? Superior? No, Feather had to be superior, because she had replaced Saint Owl, not the other way around. But there she was, calling Feather a moron!

But before she could utter a defiant "no," Saint Owl continued. "You're going to destroy each other so you can be gods? Are you crazy? There are saner people in Nonreality! I'm all for a good murder, but this is ridiculous."
While Saint continued with her monologue, DNA offered Devil Owl a pop tart. He liked pop tarts. 

"St.Owl, you put me in nonreality for being too violent. Now my replacement is beating you up! I only ever beat Devil Owl or DNA up. And I've heard Devil Owl beats Feather up. Why are you all fighting?"
What is she talking about, I banished her? thought St.Owl, narrowing her eyebrows. That's just weird.

Instead of asking, she said, "These maniacs are going to kill us!"
"So? How many times did I give you death threats?"
St.Owl couldn't answer. She'd never seen this person before in her life!

Meanwhile, the infamous Agent Nightcat was sidling over to Somebody. 

"I don't want a speech nor a bomb," said Somebody cooly. But Agent walked right past her and to Volcano and Shifting and began talking.

Hold it, thought the girl who considered herself a loner. DNA isn't running around and making a mess. Agent Nightcat isn't throwing bombs. And Saint Owl isn't threatening to kill people.

Slowly, it all clicked. They're telling us to cooperate!

"Okay," said Somebody. "Okay. I get it. But what are we supposed to do with these idiots? They've obviously got plenty of rivalries just amongst themselves. And they all hate us, apparently. Where should we put them?"
"Exactly where you are," said Agent Nightcat, bafflingly.

Then, suddenly, all three vanished.

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