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Radical HypQuests!
Hey guys! I'm running a risk here (see my post on CaC). But anyways...
1. What would you do if you found yourself in a paralell dimension where people were born as big as they would ever get and then got smaller as they got older?
Freak out. Then go find a scientist with some kinda wormhole thingamajig to get me back home.
2. What would you do if you woke up in a strange house and some dude handed you a walkie talkie and said, "See that mansion? *points out window at mansion across street* It's where the dictator lives. I'm gonna break in and look through his files to see how to depose him. Call me on the walkie if you see anyone coming."?
Cooperate with his plans. Deposing a dictator? Sounds like a blast!
3. What would you do if an angel second class dropped out of the sky, snapped his fingers, and walked you through the world as it would have been had you never been born?
Be very intrigued for a while, and when the interest wore off, kindly request that he or she please return things to normal, and also ask if George Bailey became an angel when he died.
4. What would you do if a Sacred Flaming Gorilla stole all your clothes and used his flame powers to incinerate them?
Call some more polite Sacred Flaming Gorillas to put this rascal in his place. Then tell my mom I needed new clothes, after concocting an elaborate story explaining why which did not involve Sacred Flaming Gorillas.
submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, SFG Vortex
(January 3, 2014 - 5:38 pm)
(January 3, 2014 - 5:38 pm)
Radical! Cool!
1. Wonder how this was a "dimension" then make my way back to our world before anything drastic like happened.
2. Tell him "I see a wolf!" over and over again, and then perhaps raid the strange house's fridge.
3. I feel like you're referencing something I should know, but I have completely forgotten what it was. That would be kind of interesting. If I wasn't born, but everyone else was, I'd feel super bad for Ruby who would be extraordinarly miserable. But if Ruby didn't ever have schizophrenia, that would be really interesting. I would like to see what that would look like. Ruby would be so- so- normal! Actually, that would be terrible. Normal people are boring. Besides, there wouldn't be me, and without me, the world would be dull and boring and have far too little lemmings.
4. Make new ones. Also, instead of throwing flaming chickens next time I need to throw something on fire, throw the Sacred Flaming Gorilla.
Captcha says veeb. Like verb, I suppose?
(January 3, 2014 - 9:23 pm)
This page has just been radically topped.
(January 3, 2014 - 9:24 pm)
(January 4, 2014 - 5:16 pm)
1. What would you do if you found yourself in a paralell dimension where
people were born as big as they would ever get and then got smaller as
they got older?
Well, to be honest, I'd be quite curious about how that worked, despite my lack of love for science. I'd probably try to find that out, before looking for a way home.
2. What would you do if you woke up in a strange house and some dude handed you a walkie talkie and said, "See that mansion? *points out window at mansion across
street* It's where the dictator lives. I'm gonna break in and look
through his files to see how to depose him. Call me on the walkie if you
see anyone coming."?
Either do it, or even go with him! An adventure! Sounds like fun!
3. What would you do if an angel second class dropped out of the sky,
snapped his fingers, and walked you through the world as it would have
been had you never been born?
Be quite curious. I wonder what my family would be like had I never been born. Either a lot easier, or a lot more hectic. Depends. Then thank the Angel (I don't know if there is such a thing as second class Angels) for showing me this, cause I hope it would make me more grateful for the life God has given me. I'd also say a prayer of thanks to God.
4. What would you do if a Sacred Flaming Gorilla stole all your clothes and used his flame powers to incinerate them?
Beat the living crud outa him. It's not like I just love going out and spending money a whole new wardrobe.
(January 4, 2014 - 7:33 pm)
1. Think I was dreaming. Most of your HypQuests, Joe, are vaguely nightmarish!
2. Sounds interesting, but I'd have to ask the dude a million and one questions first.
3. Well, since I do really nothing that interesting in the world (being a fourteen-year-old student), I wouldn't know why that angel would bother to find me. I'll ask him to come back when I'm thirty, and try again.
4. Sorry, don't know the Sacred Flaming Gorilla.
(January 4, 2014 - 6:27 pm)
3. Be very intrigued and watch to see if people were actually better off without me.
(January 4, 2014 - 7:42 pm)
2. I would take the batteries out of the walkie talkie, play innocent if I don't call him, call the police and if he realizes I took the batteries out I'll say I couldn't find the on button.
(January 4, 2014 - 9:54 pm)