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1. What would you do if a reality TV crew came and asked if they could film you for a reality TV show?
Say, "Um, I'll have to ask my mom." She'd probably say no.
2. What would you do if an angel descended out of the sky and gave you a puppy?
Tell the angel, "Uh, my mom really would not like a dog in her house. Do you have something else?" Also ask the angel who it worked for, and if it was really an angel or just some gal faking it. (I generally percieve angels to be female, think of his or her gender as whatever you like.)
3. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
Tell him that we can't really fund that cause he's a villain, or at least Emperor Palpatine is and since he's working for the Emperor we can't give money to him. Also say, "Didn't the Death Star already happen a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away? If you guys are here now at this time and this galaxy, something must be going wrong. Did you get sucked into a wormhole or what?"
submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, HypQuests Vortex
(November 21, 2013 - 2:30 pm)
(November 21, 2013 - 2:30 pm)
Mr. Stickfiddler, angels are genderless. Please, get a clue.
(November 25, 2013 - 8:31 pm)
@ The Critic: Not necessarily. The Bible talks about male Angels, and I think there are references to female ones too.
(November 26, 2013 - 7:51 pm)
LALALALALALALA
(November 25, 2013 - 8:31 pm)
1. Aw, yeah! Please, film away, gentlemen. I am as real as it gets and I know the masses will love me!
2. I would watch my mother tell off an angel for giving me a puppy. It is not very often you get to see my mother telling off angels. Or I can ask Ruby something like this, "Awww, look, Ruby, this nice Mr. Angel (I call a lot of things "Mr. Whatever" regardless of their gender) gave me puppy! Isn't it cute? Can we keep the wittle thing?" To which Ruby would not doubt respond, "What? No." Ruby is a cat person, for the record. You don't like puppies, Ruby? Even when they're all innocent and cute? ... Puppy hater. RUBY, YOU'RE A PUPPY HATER! HOW EEVUL!
3. As long as it's not my money they're using, I'd be glad to give them some! I'd probably tell my mom that it was the society for Prevention of Pure Persons Presenting Puppies to Poky Pests and could we spare a few bucks?
(November 26, 2013 - 6:22 pm)