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1. What would you do if a reality TV crew came and asked if they could film you for a reality TV show?
Say, "Um, I'll have to ask my mom." She'd probably say no.
2. What would you do if an angel descended out of the sky and gave you a puppy?
Tell the angel, "Uh, my mom really would not like a dog in her house. Do you have something else?" Also ask the angel who it worked for, and if it was really an angel or just some gal faking it. (I generally percieve angels to be female, think of his or her gender as whatever you like.)
3. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
Tell him that we can't really fund that cause he's a villain, or at least Emperor Palpatine is and since he's working for the Emperor we can't give money to him. Also say, "Didn't the Death Star already happen a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away? If you guys are here now at this time and this galaxy, something must be going wrong. Did you get sucked into a wormhole or what?"
submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, HypQuests Vortex
(November 21, 2013 - 2:30 pm)
(November 21, 2013 - 2:30 pm)
1. What would you do if a reality TV crew came and asked if they could film you for a reality TV show?
A) Stare in amazement, b) wonder what the heck everyone thought went on in my life that they should make a reality tv show about it, c) ask what my pay would be, and d) unless I was going to be an absolute freaking billionaire, slam the door in their faces.
2. What would you do if an angel descended out of the sky and gave you a puppy?
Holy puppy! Literally! Take it! A gift from Heaven.
3. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your
door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
Stare for a moment wondering if this was some lame gag for my friends to try and get me to watch Star Wars. Then ask him what the heck a Death Star is. (What is the Death Star, and what are Stormtroopers?)
Can I add a HypQuest question?
(November 21, 2013 - 6:50 pm)
Dude, I would LOVE more people to make HypQuests!
Admin, why was the fourth one removed??? AGGH!!!
I don't remember, but I think inappropriate topic or wording.
Admin
(November 22, 2013 - 3:04 pm)
1.Stare with my mouth open. Then ask why the heck they'd want a weirdo like me for. And ask what the TV show is about. Then run around the house, screaming at the top of my lungs.
2. Again, stare with my mouth open. Then take it and shout my thanks over my shoulder wihle running to tell my sister we have a puppy! (we've always wanted a dog ^.^)
3. No idea what I'd do. I'm not really sure, as I practically know nothing about Star Wars. Apart from who Darth Vader is, and all that basic stuff. . . Probably resort to my heavy books and Cat Royal language *winks*
(November 22, 2013 - 4:49 pm)
Ha! You, me, your heavy books, my broom, our Cat Royal language. Corina we could cause serious trouble.
(November 22, 2013 - 9:46 pm)
Oh, very serious trouble! Awesomeness! Heh heh
(November 23, 2013 - 1:45 pm)
1. I'd tell the reailty TV show crew to get out and while they head out, I'd say, "Make sure the door doesn't hit you on the way out!"
2. Tell the angel I can't have a dog (already have 3 cats) and ask for something else if that's ok.
3. I'd tell my friend Basil and she'd be hugging Darth Vader (she has an obsession over Anakin Skywalker) Then I'd say sure because I don't want to cause a fabric in the universe. If the second Death Star was never built, there would've never been peace in the last movie. I might rethink it a bit and ask why in the universe they were on Earth in the first place.
(November 22, 2013 - 5:07 pm)
Okay, my HypQuest question!
What would you do if you randomly found yourself at the Top Gear Test Track, and the Stig offered to teach you to drive? (I don't think anyone will get this but I'm curious for your answers!)
(November 22, 2013 - 9:48 pm)
I'd look at him like he was crazy and ask, "And who exactly are you? And why am I here?" ANd accept his offer and puke all over him as soon as we get in the car. Yep, I get really carsick.
(November 23, 2013 - 11:09 am)
Say, "Um. Sure! I' ve always wanted to learn to drive! But who the (bleep) are you?"
(November 24, 2013 - 7:07 pm)
Ha! But the Stig couldn't tell you! He doesn't actually talk. Not even the show hosts know who he is. They just make things up about him. For example:
"Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a Bat. All we know is he’s called the Stig.” ~ Jeremy Clarkson
(November 24, 2013 - 9:20 pm)
Naturally, considering I have a friend who constantly regales me with useless Top Gear knowledge, I know nothing of the guy, and therefore have to use teh Google. All hail teh Google.
So. An offer to learn to drive? Heck yeah! I have no idea who this guy is, but I like 'im! Hopefully, considering he's on a show about cars, he actually knows how to drive, but from all the stories I've heard about driving off cliffs and crashing, I'm not entirely sure.
Maybe I'll be able to unmask him along the way... *heh heh heh*
Captcha says unix. Unixcorn!
(November 26, 2013 - 6:26 pm)
1. I would refuse. Those "reality" shows all made up, anyway. If they offered me the lead in some not-so-cheesy fantasy TV show (think Game of Thrones, but for kids/teens), I'd definitely take it.
2. I would have to ask my mom, but if it was a dachshund, I'd take it, since we're looking for one anyway. I'd trust an angel to pick out a good one.
3. Look skeptical. Darth Vader was supposed to have died, so I'd suspect the people who show up of impostering in order to steal money. If, however, it was the real Darth Vader, I'd have to ask for something in return for my $5 allowance--an autograph, for instance. But I don't think US dollars are legal tender in other galaxies.
(November 23, 2013 - 9:29 pm)
1. What would you do if a reality TV crew came and asked if they could film you for a reality TV show?
No thanks. I value my reputation.
2. What would you do if an angel descended out of the sky and gave you a puppy?
Puppy! Oh, no. Did you say angel? Takes the puppy slowly, looking at the angel without blinking until it left.
3. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your
door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
Sure! I'll give you some money. *if* I get to oversee it, too.
(November 24, 2013 - 12:17 pm)
1. What would you do if a reality TV crew came and asked if they could film you for a reality TV show?
Tell them it was obviously a mistake since I have no life worth watching...
2. What would you do if an angel descended out of the sky and gave you a puppy?
Well, that would really suck considering my mom is allergic to dogs. Ask for something else. I mean, I still want a gift. Just not a dog.
3. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
Be absolutely confused since I don't know what any of this stuff means. Give him a half-eaten sandwich as a donation. Give a winning smile, then slam the door in his face.
Piece of cake.
(November 24, 2013 - 4:27 pm)
1 (what wld u do if tv crew asked abt reality show): I would say, "no."
2 (angel w/ puppy): Say, "Sorry, my mom does not allow the keeping of puppies."
3 (Darth Vader fundraiser): Give him money so he wouldn't destroy me.
(November 25, 2013 - 8:14 pm)