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Crazy HypQuests!
Crazy HypQuests!
1. What would you do if a pigeon started following you around everywhere?
Uh-oh. Might be equipped with a listening bug. Run. Try to lose it.
2. What would you do if you found an unloaded turret (from Portal video games) in your room trying to fire at you when you entered but failing due to its lack of bullets?
Yay! I always wanted a turret! They're so cute (excepting the bit about them being loaded with bullets) and I would treasure it forever! Also try to figure out how to turn it off so it wouldn't speak in that cute voice when I was sleeping. If you've never played Portal there's plenty of pics and videos you can see of it on the net, so go look it up!
3. What would you do if you woke up at Not Back to School Camp (see http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/121843) with me and the other campers and Grace L. told us that
A) Our parents were dead
B) The apocalypse was happening, and
C) The only place safe from the apocalypse was NBTSC?
Oh, sheesh! Well, back at NBTSC, good. Parents dead, bad. I wouldn't be sure how to feel. But once I got over the shock, I'd start hoping maybe once the apocalypse was over and everyone outside camp was dead, all us homeschooled NBTSC campers would start an awesome new society.
submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, NBTSC Vortex
(November 8, 2013 - 1:49 pm)
(November 8, 2013 - 1:49 pm)
1. What would you do if a pigeon started following you around everywhere?
Hmm, well what are slingshots for?
2. What would you do if you found an unloaded turret (from Portal video
games) in your room trying to fire at you when you entered but failing
due to its lack of bullets?
Uhh... Scream? Stare at it like it came from space? I dunno, I don't even know what a turret is. Ooh! Ooh! I know! Wack it with a broom! (In case you haven't noticed, this is my go to for things I don't get.)
3. What would you do if you woke up at Not Back to School Camp with me and the other campers and Grace L. told us that
A) Our parents were dead
B) The apocalypse was happening, and
C) The only place safe from the apocalypse was NBTSC?
Stare at her in a state of shock for several minutes. Then jump into action. I would cry later when I was alone. I'm always training/training others for the zombie apocolypse! I would start gathering weapons, fortifying defences, etc. Then roast stale Cheerios.
(November 8, 2013 - 3:50 pm)
GOOP! By the way, I forgot to mention, I would figure out how to get it to play music like they do in Portal 2. - JtSF
(November 9, 2013 - 10:08 am)
1) Capture it and train it until it evolves into a Unfezant. Because any animal that follows you anywhere must be a Pokemon in disguise. Tentacool follow me. I'm not even kidding. It's the same Lv. 10 female Tentacool following me. It's like "Mwa hah ha! I know you'll get back in the water, and when you do, I'LL FOLLOW YOU AND CHALLENGE YOU TO POINTLESS POKEMON BATTLES WHICH WILL TAKE UP YOUR TIME AND STOP YOU FROM GETTING WHERE YOU NEED TO GO AND THEN YOU START CURSING AT ME AND I KEEP COMING MWA HA HA HA HA HA!" That *bleeping* *bleep* of a Tentacool.
I'm completely sane~!
2) D'awwww. So cute. Capture it and train it until it evolves into a Magnezone. Be quiet, it totally looks like a Magnemite.
3) I'm not homeschooled so... I shall start singing "It's the end of the world as we know it!" (what's the real title of that song? Anyone know?) and then capture a small, short, female with camper with a lot of bows in her hair and train her until she evolves into a Granbull. And then I shall go face the apocalypse with my three Pokemon team and I bet it will be caused by that idiotic Tentacool back in question 1. "Surprised to see me? I'm baack!"
(November 10, 2013 - 11:41 am)
@ Red: I believe that is the literal title of the song.
(November 10, 2013 - 5:34 pm)
@Red
I googled R.E.M. (that's the name of the band who sings it) and the title is "It's the End of the World".
(November 10, 2013 - 7:02 pm)
1. I would feed it breadcrumbs and they definitely would not be filled with poison, no, why would I do that, I am I nice person.
2. Give it to my friends who like Portal.
3. Curl up in the fetal position and cry for like a week.
(November 10, 2013 - 7:00 pm)
*cough cough*
(November 10, 2013 - 8:43 pm)
1. What would you do if a pigeon started following you around everywhere?
I might be a robot with pigeon second-sight. Try to pick it up and see if it lets me.
2. What would you do if you found an unloaded turret (from Portal video
games) in your room trying to fire at you when you entered but failing
due to its lack of bullets?
Pick up my chair and throw it at it. It explodes. Whoops! Looks like they forgot they hade TNT in there. Too bad. Not. Throw the pieces out the window.
3. What would you do if you woke up at Not Back to School Camp (see http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/121843) with me and the other campers and Grace L. told us that
A) Our parents were dead
B) The apocalypse was happening, and
C) The only place safe from the apocalypse was NBTSC?
Parents dead? Hm.... I might enjoy this for a few days. Enough to go on Youtube and watch whatever I wanted. I might feel it later, though.
As for the apocalypse.. yay! Who cares what's happening as long as I get to meet the other Chatterboxers? To NBTSC! I just... won't open any books, you know.
(November 11, 2013 - 9:54 am)
1. Get my bow and arrow and it will end up on my DINNAH TABLE.
2. Stare for a second, then say "AWWW!!! Aren't you just the CUTEST thing?" Then I would carry it downstairs, get my dad to reprogram it so it wouldn't be so hostile, and then name it Caroline and keep it as a pet FOREVER. Also make sure that it didn't get into Dad's bullets (my dad is a recreational marksman in his spare time).
3. Be sad. Then adjust and become a hardened assassin and take on the name "Black Cat".
TOP THIS THREADY NOW COS IT WOULD BE WEIRD.
(April 27, 2015 - 12:01 am)