Extreme Randomness Alert!
Chatterbox: Inkwell
Extreme Randomness Alert!
Extreme Randomness Alert!
Does anybody think that machines are extremely stupid? Example: Our phone was out last night and just now someone from verizon calls her on her phone and says: Your phone has been fixed, could you please confirm that? This is a thread for posting about really dumb things that are mass produced. For example, on a muffin package, the instructions were: 1) open package 2) insert muffin in mouth 3) eat.
Spamster in his spamster cage says pcee. Is microsoft dumb enough for you to say 'ee'?
submitted by Holmes
(May 30, 2012 - 5:53 pm)
(May 30, 2012 - 5:53 pm)
I'm close to New England. I'm kind of surrounded by it on one side.
(September 21, 2012 - 3:57 pm)
*looks it up on Google Maps* Oh, I see what you mean. I think you're the closest CBer to me besides ~Blue Fairy~. She's only a few feet away from me.
(September 23, 2012 - 3:55 pm)
(Almost) New England Chatterboxers unite! Although I like New England a lot, so I kind ish possibly maybe qualify.
(September 24, 2012 - 4:19 pm)
In Texas it's illegal to sell your eyes.
(September 17, 2012 - 3:21 pm)
In my beautiful home-state, which is also California, it is or has been illegal to/for...
A driverless car to go 60 miles per hour
A woman to drive wearing a housecoat
if you are in a car, you cannot shoot anything with a gun unless it is a whale.
In Belverdere no dog may be out unless it has its master on a leash.
in Chico, bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
in Fresno, you must not annoy lizards in a city park.
in Hermosa beach it is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
in Long Beach it is illegal to curse on a mini golf course.
in LA, you cannot beat your wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
in Portola it is illegal to fish from an overpass.
in San Fransico, people classified as ugly can't walk down the street.
(September 18, 2012 - 6:09 pm)
HUH?
Um, how would people know if they were classified as ugly?
(September 20, 2012 - 3:57 pm)
I have no idea, it's a stupid law I found.
(September 24, 2012 - 7:26 pm)
Just had to drop in for a second.
The salt on the highway is because many states DO do that, they do it to melt snow. I dunno why it's not allowed, though.
The rest of them are hilarious!
(November 11, 2012 - 5:03 pm)
The tag on one of my shirts says "For external use only, not dishwasher safe, contents may be hot, </tag>"
In one state, I forget which, it is illegal to stick your feet out of your car window to enjoy the breeze. Sometimes I think that these stupid laws are just created to amuse bored politicians.
(October 12, 2012 - 9:37 pm)
On Betty Crocker striped birthday candles: Extinguish candle before throwing away.
(October 13, 2012 - 6:52 pm)