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Extreme Randomness Alert!
Extreme Randomness Alert!
Does anybody think that machines are extremely stupid? Example: Our phone was out last night and just now someone from verizon calls her on her phone and says: Your phone has been fixed, could you please confirm that? This is a thread for posting about really dumb things that are mass produced. For example, on a muffin package, the instructions were: 1) open package 2) insert muffin in mouth 3) eat.
Spamster in his spamster cage says pcee. Is microsoft dumb enough for you to say 'ee'?
submitted by Holmes
(May 30, 2012 - 5:53 pm)
(May 30, 2012 - 5:53 pm)
On a water bottle, it says, 0 caleries. (Well duh! It's water!)
(August 21, 2012 - 10:59 am)
There is no sugar in water!!!!!! *falls over in ecstasy*
(August 21, 2012 - 4:10 pm)
On kitchen knives in grocery store:
WARNING: Do not stick in children. (WHAT? That's the only reason I bought these!! Plus, what about adults?)
(August 22, 2012 - 9:47 pm)
Aw, man! There goes my evil plan!
(August 23, 2012 - 11:49 am)
But what about the cannibals????? *puppy face*
(August 23, 2012 - 4:48 pm)
@Zach L.
Aren't adults just children with more experience?
(August 23, 2012 - 7:42 pm)
Correction: Adults are children that lost their sense of humor. Except for Dave Barry. And Daniel Pinkwater.
(August 25, 2012 - 11:43 am)
And Walt Disney :)
(August 26, 2012 - 10:12 pm)
Actually, people who worked with Walt Disney said he was mean and hard to work with. Total shocker, right? And even if he was nice, I don't think he had that much of a sense of humor beyond paradizing mouse ears. (random thought: *opens up Google images* never mind.)
(August 27, 2012 - 6:09 am)
Explain Disneyland, then.
(August 28, 2012 - 9:52 pm)
Disneyland is the result of an animator with a lot of time on his hands, which he used dressing up as other people and buying land. Disneyland (in my opinion) is not very humorous. He just happened to like cartoons.
(August 29, 2012 - 7:30 am)
OK, not the best example... The Silly Symphonies? Never mind. You'll be able to disprove everything.
(August 29, 2012 - 8:37 pm)
Unfortuantly, I have to agree with that. I have an unnerving ability to disprove many people's beliefs. As my friends says on a regular basis every Thursday during lunch: "You crush my dreams." I hope she's kidding.
(August 31, 2012 - 6:21 am)
Terry Pratchett and Jonathan Coulton. Disprove that.
(September 11, 2012 - 10:11 pm)
Okay, I forgot Terry Pratchett has a mild sense of humor retained. Never heard of Jonathan Coulton. While I'm at it, all the cast of Monty Python's Flying Circus have saved their sense of humor.
(September 13, 2012 - 5:31 pm)