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WARNING! Do not use these instead in jest with your family and friends unless you like getting thrown out of Walmart, Target, the library, etc. In which case, go ahead.
This is where we post the funniest, goofiest, strangest stuff we can come up with to use that would definitely get some stares!
Wolfgirl67's:
-Start dancing to a song-that's playing in your head. REALLY get down and groove. Try some breakdancing.
-Whenever someone asks you, "May I help you?" shout at the top of your lungs, "AAAAAAAAH! STALKER! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!"
-While in the bathroom, start making faces in the mirror, picking at your teeth, etc.
-When someone is looking at something, grab it out from under their nose and say, "I want that!"
-Variation: Start going on and on about how you used to have one, but you had to get rid of it. Say it very loudly. This works especially well if it's food.
-Walk back and forth in front of the dressing room stalls and say, in your best posh voice, "No, daaah-ling, that doesn't suit you at all, dahling, red just isn't your color," etc., etc.
-Run from one side of the store to the other, yelling, "I HAVE BEEN BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE! EVERYONE RUN FOR THEIR LIVES!"
-Variation: Do the same thing, only this time shout, "I HAVE BEEN BITTEN BY A WEREWOLF!" When you reach the other side of the store, grab someone, shake them, and say, "Is it the full moon yet?! Is it?!"
-When someone is in front of you and behind you in a line, shout your favorite slogan at the top of your lungs, i.e. "DRACO MALFOY ROX MY SOCKS!" "WATCH THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME!"
NDT's:
-Find the loudspeaker in the supermarket. Yell into it, "DOES ANYONE WANT TO DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN???"
-Paint "Googleberrywhackaboinklepotatoblopfollyudderscentitivereilizationquirks...." on the walls.
-Sing opera in the bathroom.
-Say, "HIYA, GEORGE! IS YOUR NAME ELMO???" to everyone.
-Suddenly dance ballet, or dance a romantic dance with someone you don't even know.
-Say, "Plop? Plop plop plop? I plop plopnet plop. I ploke plop plop. Plop plop plop." (which means: "Hello? Is anyone there? I from planet Plop. I speak only plop. How dya do?")
-Say, "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN YEARS!" to everyone you meet.
Admins, you too! Sorry if it's long (and loud).
Andy P. C. (and Vick) say xpap. Papillon? Papaya?
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
~~~NDT~~~
submitted by Wolfgirl67/NDT, age 12/9, DtE!/NC
(September 22, 2010 - 12:09 am)
(September 22, 2010 - 12:09 am)
All right, I've got some good ones...
I'm often random, so this should be easy.
- Go up to the store clerk (preferrably at a place that doesn't sell clothes) and say "Do you sell clothes made for people with wings? Because I'm growing wings. You can feel the stubs right here." Point to your back at the last part.
- Randomly shout that Barbie Girl song. You know that song that goes "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"? Ya, that one.
-Shout "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, TAKEOFF! I'M ALMOST TO THE MOON!"
-Listen to a classical music sample while bopping your head like you're at a hard rock concert.
@ANALESIA THE IMMORTAL@
(October 22, 2010 - 3:19 pm)
All right, I've got some good ones...
I'm often random, so this should be easy.
- Go up to the store clerk (preferably at a place that doesn't sell clothes) and say "Do you sell clothes made for people with wings? Because I'm growing wings. You can feel the stubs right here." Point to your back at the last part.
- Randomly shout that Barbie Girl song. You know that song that goes "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"? Ya, that one.
-Shout "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, TAKEOFF! I'M ALMOST TO THE MOON!"
-Listen to a classical music sample while bopping your head like you're at a hard rock concert.
@ANALESIA THE IMMORTAL@
(October 22, 2010 - 3:19 pm)
Haha! I love the first one. You could tell them that you're a mutant with two heads and ask for one with two head holes.
Or, you could pick up a sweater and ask, "Does this come in gold? With some diamands right...here."
(October 27, 2010 - 5:48 pm)
Oops there's two of my old posts. Sorry!
-Pick up a pen and use it as a microphone. When it doesn't project your voice shout, "This doesn't work! Whoever buys this should get a refund."
-Sing a song about a holiday that doesn't happen for at least 5 months. At the top of your lungs.
-Do same thing as above, substituting any important words with "chicken". If the main word is chicken, say "cheese" instead.
Ex: Jingle Chicken, Jingle Chicken, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open CHIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEN!
-When in line, whisper to the person in front of you, "The person in front of me looks like a pig stuffed into a dress. Pass it on."
(October 29, 2010 - 2:50 pm)
@ANALESIA THE IMMORTAL@
(October 30, 2010 - 11:04 am)
More ways to annoy/creep out people:
1. Throw shoes at them when they are not looking. This always works.
2. Call people that are older than you "My children" and scold them like "Now now Matthew, how many times does mummy dearest have to tell you, its not nice to throw things at people."
3. Pick one person and be always like "Hello my precious." And wink at them and rub your hands together and such.
4, If you are forced to be in a small enclosed space with a group of people for an extended period of time, get a few of you to start singing , slowly at first, (to the tune of "wheels on the bus") "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, oh I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, let's sing it ALL DAY LONG" and get faster and faster and more out of tune as time progresses.
5. Whenever you start talking about something, trail off, sigh, and say "Oh... but you wouldn't understand."
6. Whenever silence falls, start screaming "AWKWARD SILENCE!! OMG!! NOBODY BREAK IT!!" Optionally flap your arms.
7. If you share a desk with someone, when they are concentrating on working, make a kissy face and put your face right in front of it. Guaranteed to completely confuse and creep people out. My roommate did this to me in class when I was least expecting it, and it always ended up with a lot of scandalized "WHAT THE--"s and falling off chairs.
(October 31, 2010 - 9:07 am)
I like the shoe idea. I should do that sometime. Except my mom would probably get mad at me. I'll just have to do it without her around.
@ANALESIA THE IMMORTAL@
(November 2, 2010 - 4:39 pm)
Haha, My cousin and I used to go to stores where there's two levels, get shoes and drop em down On top of people.
Inya says abcx. Like she was saying the alphabet and then skipped to the end
(December 9, 2010 - 5:25 pm)
Lol, all of these are so funny. I was in the grocery store and finally gathered enough courage to approach one of the employees and asked if the sold rust. First I was asked if I meant "russet potatoes", but no, I meant "rust". The lady was completely confused and thought I was crazy. I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing. Next time, I'm asking for chilled blood :)
(November 2, 2010 - 3:14 pm)
Oh my gosh MJ, it is too funny that you did that! :D
(November 17, 2010 - 9:41 pm)
OMG! tHIS iS sO fUNNY!!!!!!!!!! sOMETIMES wHEN i'M jUST sTANDING aROUND aND pEOPLE aRE wALKING aROUND mE i wOULD yELL oUT, "Hey," "What's up?" "I don't know you, but your awesome!" "See you later!" "Adios!" "Bye dude!" aND wHEN i wOULD sAY "I don't know you, but your awesome!" i wOULD sHOOT tHE lITTLE fINGER gUN. ;)
(November 2, 2010 - 7:48 pm)
I would so totally do this! Except everywhere I go, I'm with my mom. :)
(November 4, 2010 - 12:35 pm)
Ya, it's like the funnest thing in the world! The one about dancing around to the wrong genre of song was really fun! My brother was listening to his weird type of music and watching tv. SO I would take my cat and start "tangoing" with him! My brother stared at me as if i was a alien from pluto. It was an entertaining moment. :)
(November 6, 2010 - 10:24 am)
Dang, I would do some of these, but I'm usually with my mom. Anyway, here are mine:
-Do carwheels and/or somersaults down the grocery aisles shouting "CHRISTMAS IS ONLY _______ (i.e. TEN MONTHS AWAY (Add days, weeks, minutes, etc.)!!!!" The farther away Christmas is, the better; December 26th would be awesome.
-Randomly start singing and dancing about something you love wherever you are. Bonus points if you are in a place with a lot of people.
-Ask the cashier a trivia question really really loudly. i.e. "WHO WAS HERCULES?!"
Spamboy says nonh. He doesn't think we should do our ideas. :'(
(November 8, 2010 - 1:40 pm)
Andy/Spamboy is a party pooper! I know this for a fact. ;)
Trixy: Your thing with "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" is HILARIOUS! I want to try that, but my mom would probably kill me.
-When standing next to someone, tap them on the shoulder and say, with a big smile, "Do you have an imaginary friend? I do. His/her name is ____ (in my case it would be Starspirit). Shake hands with my imaginary friend." If they don't, narrow your eyes, stop smiling, and say, "I said, shake hands with my imaginary friend." If they still don't, chase them around the store yelling, "SHAKE HANDS WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIEND! SHAKE HANDS WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIEND!" Note: You don't actually need an imaginary friend to do this. You can come up with a name and gender on the spot, ex. "Her name is California."
-If you are in a fabric store, grab some white fabric, sling it over your head, and run around saying, "I am a ghooooooost, whoooooooooo!" If someone tells you to give it back, say, "OK," throw it over their head, shriek, "AAAH A GHOST!" and run away.
Andy P. C. says ogyg. Yes, saying "ogogogogogYIG!" would also be a good way to get attention.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(November 9, 2010 - 11:25 pm)