Anti-World Conquest Threa

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Anti-World Conquest Threa

Anti-World Conquest Thread. All OODttPoAFoDOtPE (Official Organization Dedicated to the Prevention of Any Form of
Domination of the Planet Earth) members report here to our headquarters to discuss ways to stop ZNZ (and others) from taking over the world. (For the newer CBers who may not know what I'm talking about, well, someone is trying to take over the world, and, with some others, Im trying to stop them, okay)?

No one on ZNZ's team (or anyone who supports world domination) can possibly see any of it. We have someone check the building each day for cameras and microphones, and this is far away from ZNZ's HQ. It's on an island, in fact, guarded by Ocean. There are also additional security measures if there are any loopholes in what I've said, that cover the loopholes. If they try to come here, disregard their comments.

So, things I've wanted to say but never have for fear of being intercepted, or just lack of time:

1. We need to make sure not to watch any game shows. Treeco and Climber, could you please spy on HUGS? We don't know what they're controlling, or up to, and I can't find any suitable loopholes in ZNZ's statement of security measures for her own HQ, so you can't spy on them (although if anyone else finds a loophole, go ahead and tell me). If anyone doesn't know what HUGS is, read the latest comments on the original thread.

2. You're all wearing SCJBDaAHs (Super Cool Jellybean-Deflecting and Awesome Helmets), but if anyone manages to get a jellybean in while you're talking, be sure to accidentally step onr a pie crumbas you walk. Don't let anyone know of this unless you have to use it, though, because that info can be used against you.

3. If I win the pie war, I'll be able to bake millions of pies at a time! Yay!

submitted by Ima
(June 24, 2010 - 11:06 pm)

I live here? I thought I lived in the middle of nowhere.

 

Happy Birthday, Clair!

Admin

submitted by Clair, age 13tomorrow, Here
(August 3, 2010 - 7:23 pm)

Happy birthday!

I will counter that person's gift of jellybeans with my own gift of pie. Here. Hold it while you eat the jellybeans, so that they don't work. Unless you've already eaten them, in which case I had to throw it at you, I suppose.

Anyway, with the pie in hand, please tell me what's been going on on ZNZ's thread.

submitted by Ima
(August 4, 2010 - 10:44 am)

Yo yo yo! It's yet another message from a Very Special ZNZ Team Member. These are jellybeans that can outlast pie....huh?

submitted by Delivery Dude
(August 4, 2010 - 1:30 pm)

Well, if you can make different strengths of jellybeans, surely I'd be able to do the same with pie? So what would the point be, really? We'd just keep ountering each other over and over, and I think both of us would get bored.

You know what? This conversation is gettig tiring. *pies Delivery Dude* And no, your real identity does not have to be pied. Just the Delivery Dude. I don't want to keep doing this...

Clair?

Oh, and Aetc says atop!

submitted by Ima❄❀♬
(August 4, 2010 - 10:56 pm)

Trying to decide on a name. One of the choices is Hot Pink Bunnies. I'm REALLY glad this thread is more sophisticated.
Thank you, Admin!!!!!

submitted by Clair, age 13!!!!!!!!, Here
(August 6, 2010 - 11:57 am)

Hi. Just letting you guys know that the Hello I Am thread needs to also be posted on more regularly. (Do not worry, I didn't see any of the info, besides the last post about Hot Pink Bunnies) 

submitted by Someone
(August 7, 2010 - 1:08 pm)

I shall go post on the old thread. I think we should ignore HUGS because they aren't doing much damage. How about an idea that I proposed to my former team that they didn't acknowledge? The more power we have, the better. Maybe if we have more control over the whole solar system, we will be more threatening. So how about taking over Mercury, or at least, being, I don't know, the president of it? Just some form of control. I think it will make ZNZ lose some ground.  What do you say??

submitted by Clair, age 13!!!!!!!!, The Lair
(August 8, 2010 - 9:32 am)

Mercury? But what's the point of that? There's nothing on Mercury. Besides, isn't that still world domination, even if it's with an entirely different world? Not that it matters, really, because, again, nothing's really there. It seems like it would be a bit of a waste of effort, don't you think? Mars might have something interesting, and we know that a few of Jupiter's moons do (Huctids on Europa, for example), but we don't need to control everything. Then it becomes hypocracy. Of course, it is true that our organization name says we're Against Any Form Of Domination of the Planet Earth, but I really don't think it matters which world. The only reason I didn't include the entire universe was because I can't control what happens over in, say, the Whirlpool Galaxy or other far places. I certainly won't tryand rule a world myself, because that's just doing the same thing they are.

We do need to keep other planets in mind, though. We can try to search for unearthly things that might be helpful. Thanks for mentioning them, because I wasn't really thinking about that, so I probably wouldn't have gotten any more use out of them otherwise.

And you're quite sure, are you, that with nearly 100 posts--nearly twice as much as us--they've only talked about chairs and team names? That seems a bit odd to me. Maybe you need more pie, or something? It doesn't make any sense whatsoever that you wouldn't be telling me everything, because technically, you have to actually be supporting this by now, having eaten pie already, but maybe it somehow wasn't enough. In addition to your slightly suspicious lack of information, you've been showing a want to dominate planets for no reason. Here *gives more pie*.

((Please remember, you have been given plenty of pie by now, much more than should have been necessary, so you are now against world domination. You need to actually tell me what's really been going on. It just wouldn't make sense otherwise.))

And I'll try to post more often on the other thread, by the way.

submitted by Ima
(August 8, 2010 - 1:07 pm)

Sorry, this is just too confusing for me to be a participating member of. :(

submitted by Emily L., age 15, WA
(August 8, 2010 - 7:35 pm)

That's alright. It is confusing...

submitted by Ima
(August 9, 2010 - 11:33 am)

Clair? Hello, Clair?

You are not responding. This makes no sense whatsoever and you need to respond.

submitted by Ima❄❀♬
(August 11, 2010 - 12:33 pm)

Well, what's there to talk about??

submitted by Clair, age 13!!!!!!!!, Here
(August 12, 2010 - 4:07 pm)

First of all, @ Everyone: Try to guess Carli's identity, please. I can't, because I already know it, so that would be cheating, I think. So it would be good if you were to guess it instead... And do so before reading on, please.

Now, @ Clair only: What do you mean? Here, I'll quote myself: "And you're quite sure, are you, that with nearly 100 posts--nearly twice as much as us--they've only talked about chairs and team names? That seems a bit odd to me." You haven't said anything to that...

((Look, Clair. I already said all this on the other thread, but you don't seem to have gotten it, unless you did while I was gone, in which case, well, sorry for repeating myself. It makes no sense for you to have appeared on the other thread—I get that you apparently got some sort of jellybean thing that cancels pie, but that makes no sense, because you had to go there to get it in the first place, didn't you? And how can you have? All right if you have someone give you some, but from the other thread? I don't think that's possible. I mean, I don't go around on this thread saying, "*gives everyone pie.*" That's a bit unfair. Of course you can be another character who generally works for the other side (I almost said ZNZ... :( It's really too bad she left...)—Fine. Dawnpaw did it, so I can't object. But you, as yourself, Clair, please answer my questions.) Please answer my questions. What went on on ZNZ's team?

submitted by Ima❄❀♬
(August 13, 2010 - 8:06 pm)