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Anti-World Conquest Thread. All OODttPoAFoDOtPE (Official Organization Dedicated to the Prevention of Any Form of
Domination of the Planet Earth) members report here to our headquarters to discuss ways to stop ZNZ (and others) from taking over the world. (For the newer CBers who may not know what I'm talking about, well, someone is trying to take over the world, and, with some others, Im trying to stop them, okay)?
No one on ZNZ's team (or anyone who supports world domination) can possibly see any of it. We have someone check the building each day for cameras and microphones, and this is far away from ZNZ's HQ. It's on an island, in fact, guarded by Ocean. There are also additional security measures if there are any loopholes in what I've said, that cover the loopholes. If they try to come here, disregard their comments.
So, things I've wanted to say but never have for fear of being intercepted, or just lack of time:
1. We need to make sure not to watch any game shows. Treeco and Climber, could you please spy on HUGS? We don't know what they're controlling, or up to, and I can't find any suitable loopholes in ZNZ's statement of security measures for her own HQ, so you can't spy on them (although if anyone else finds a loophole, go ahead and tell me). If anyone doesn't know what HUGS is, read the latest comments on the original thread.
2. You're all wearing SCJBDaAHs (Super Cool Jellybean-Deflecting and Awesome Helmets), but if anyone manages to get a jellybean in while you're talking, be sure to accidentally step onr a pie crumbas you walk. Don't let anyone know of this unless you have to use it, though, because that info can be used against you.
3. If I win the pie war, I'll be able to bake millions of pies at a time! Yay!
submitted by Ima
(June 24, 2010 - 11:06 pm)
(June 24, 2010 - 11:06 pm)
Ookay... but how do you fight against HUGS if it doesn't exist? Is there a thread for it? If so, what is it called?
(July 6, 2010 - 12:40 pm)
I'll go, too. Just where? Anyways, I got some more friends on our side. I fed them pie, thus they also can pie-whatever.
Cresselia is a good creature that is immune to jellybeans and mind-control rays because of my SCAMCS (Super Cool Anti Mind Control Scarf), which can't be removed by anyone except herself. =) Cresselia can also:
-Use psychic powers
-Instantly remove mind control from someone
- Pie-ify the moon so anyone who sees the moon or night sky during any time but a new moon or cloudy night is on our side.
*gives everyone a SCAMCS*
Aaand Ho-oh. Ho-oh is wearing a CFSCAMCS (Completely Fireproof Super Cool Anti Mind Control Scarf) Ho-oh can...
-Use fire, thus being able to help cook pies and guard our base
-Fly
-Pie-ify rainbows
-Pie-ify the sun and daytime sky (Except on cloudy days)
Ha! We will save the world!
(July 7, 2010 - 6:52 pm)
Ahhh! Someone from HUGS posted on the main thread!
(July 8, 2010 - 5:01 pm)
Wuh-Oh! :o What's the plan, Ima? :)
(July 9, 2010 - 8:52 am)
Physical PieThings:
-Skip
-Walk
-Run
-Backflip
-Cartwheel
-Blink/Wink
Vocal PieThings:
-Sing
-Yell
-Scream
-Whisper
-Speak
And material objects that can mimic anything:
-Soap
-Toothpaste
-Mulch
-Gravel
Hope this helps! :)
Vick says dtwk.
~~NDT~~
(July 9, 2010 - 6:55 pm)
Sorry for not posting. I'm here now, but NDT's comment isn't up yet.
Emilie, there is no thread for HUGS, but actually, someone posted as their leader, so that should simplify things.
Unfortunately, this leader is thorough and precise. We can't get in with Headless Hats; that won't help anything. There's only one solution, and that's the human double agent thing. There are so many people working for HUGS, though, that even that is doubtful. We'd have to have as many double agents as they have members. Hold on... I'll be thinking of a solution as I make breathing helmets. They plan to make the air a form of mind control next, as they said, so we need to do something. We have helmets to prevent jellybeans being forced into our mouths, and scarves, gloves, and armor to prevent waves of hypnosis hitting us, but nothing for touching something harmful. Well, that's what the scarves, gloves and armor are for, really. To prevent us from touching them. So we need something to convert the air, I guess... Or store air before they change it! Okay. So we need helmets full of air. That means... Air. *gets air* *puts it in helmets* *puts one on* I think maybe we should all wear thesse, just in case HUGS really does poison the air.
I have a better idea than the double agent one, actually. It would be too hard to get into the building, and we don't know what mind control systems they have; anyone who comes might immediately be controlled. Now that we're secure, well... I guess we just have to do PieThings. As many as possible. For example, PieTalk/Sing while PieTyping/Writing/Button-Presing/Cutting/etc.../ while PieWalking/Running/Dancing. Etc. There are many things, but for now we have to do this. As near the Hugs base as we can get. We have to go and fetch Treeco and Climber for now; they're spying and in danger. *sends a machine to get Treeco and Climber* Okay, they're back. *gives them pies* Sorry about that. Did they try tot control you? They're building this tower... Anyway. we're getting as close as we dare and doingPie Things at the building, to ee if it helps. Before we go, how many people are there? I need to know how much of a chance we have against them.
(July 9, 2010 - 9:06 pm)
I'm here!(by the way, me and A of HUGS are secretly the same person, but I shall pretend like we are not. In other words, A won't know what is going on here, vice versa. I just needed to say that.)
(July 10, 2010 - 10:21 am)
Ookay. Or we could just all get these super-anti-mind-control-scarves. Anyway. So as a human double-agent we would: Go into HUGS. (The new thread, right?) Post as a different name. Figure out what they're planning. Come back and tell you guys. Is that it?
(July 10, 2010 - 1:43 pm)
Sure! There's another way, but it's more complicated... Try to make your name something like A, though, in that it's clear that you're not some random new person. I don't want to mislead/confuse anyone real...
(July 11, 2010 - 3:32 pm)
Kay, fine then, I'll be "Q". And by the way, (@Person #2) how is that cheating?
(July 11, 2010 - 6:21 pm)
Well, that's kind of cheating. And you shouldn't cheat.
(July 11, 2010 - 3:44 pm)
Also, I forgot to tell you, keep trying to counter their hypnotic waves withPieThings. They won't notice... As long as you don't say so...
(July 11, 2010 - 3:37 pm)
Because people in the Chatterbox are generally against using fake names.
(July 12, 2010 - 1:49 pm)
@Person #2: Obviously you've never seen a SI. ;) But it's fun! We're enjoying ourselves, and not harming anyone, so what's the big deal?
@Ima: That's fine. OOH! I could go to ZNZ's thread as a completely new person! And pretend that I'm joining! And come over here and tell you what's up! Or I could do that for HUGS! I need to see the old thread...So, whatcha think?
Andy P. C. says tori. A code name!
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(July 12, 2010 - 9:26 pm)
Um. I think Person 2's comment was because someone on ZNZ's team was going to make a new person and post all sorts of threads and things to make everyone think they were real, and some others objected, and I objected so much I made a comment as Person, revealing myself at the end of the post (I didn't cARE IF PEOPLE KNEW WHO i WAS, BUT i DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER COMMENT AS 'iMA;' BECAUSE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE i WAS TRESPASSING, LIKE i DID ACCIDENTALLY BEFORE, AND i DIDN'T REALLY WANT THAT). sEE, THERE WAS THIS GIRL NAMED sms---eMILIE KNOWS ALREADY, ALONG WITH SOME OTHERS, AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO READ ALL THIS--A LONG TIME AGO. sHE MADE ALL THESE THREADS AS A GIRL NAMED mACKENZIE, AND THEN WROTE A VERY HEARTFELT-SEEMING APOLOGY, SAYING SHE WAS REALLY A GIRL NAMED sms AND THAT EVERYTHING SHE'D POSTED, EVEN ADOPTING A BROTHER FROM hONG kONG, WAS A LIE. wE FORGAVE HER. tHEN, THOUGH, A BUNCH OF NEW PEOPLE APPEARED WHO SEEMED SIMILAR TO HER, AND WE ALL GOT MAD, AND PARANOID, AND SCARED SOME OFF, AND MONTHS AFTER WE ALL GAVE UP AND IT--oh. I'm so sorry! My computer has a bad connection, and the screen went black. It's still possible to type when you can't see what you're typing, so I did. It went normal again, and I see I must have accidentally pressed the Caps Lock key. *sigh* However, I don't feel like retyping it all, so I hope no one minds. Anyway, she eventually admitted (while laughing) having been most of those people--i.e., the ones who hadn't been scared off, except for Leaf (whom no one suspected anyway, really; she wasn't similar enough to them) and Kirsten (whom everyone had suspected. I feel bad for her...). We were angry. Anyway, it just shows that people in the Chatterbox are generally against using fake names. Especially me, because I made that comment on ZNZ's thread, so it especially applies. (Wow, this is much longer than I intended).
So I am adamant that whoever is a double agent for HUGS posts only on the HUGS thread as their fake name, and makes it sound fake. Dawnpaw did it as A of HUGS, except that A is not a double agent. Try to make it sound a bit like that, okay? Please. I really don't want people to actually be deceived, except, of course, for HUGS thinking that you're on their side.
In case I still sound like a bit of a hypocrite, know that I did say on the other thread that spying was fine. Just not like that. But Person, if you object, by all means, tell me. I can stop. I really don't want to offend anyone.
Also remember, we ask that you do not use the names of other CB-ers when you're going SI - Admin
(July 13, 2010 - 11:28 am)