when someone tells you that they thought you were your friend's sibling because you "have better chemistry" 

you know you're talking to an only child.

this actually happened.

and i didn't even look like the friend in question.

and we physically could not be siblings for a number of reasons, first being we're less than nine months but more than one day apart in age.

(it's kind of hilarious because first the only child thought i was my friend's little brother's sister, and then he thought i was my friend's sister, and never did it occur to him that my actual brother was my actual brother. which is weird, because my brother is the opposite of civil to me-) 

So I'm teaching a summer course for my friend's club, with someone else (who's a year younger than me). I started the course, I made literally all the curriculum, and my co-teacher has the audacity to say that they 'gave me permission to grade homework'. My dude, I assigned the homework.

And to add to that, they totally missed today's class, and I couldn't get host of the meeting (we have a thing where the meeting keeps going without a host) because they didn't give me the password, and they were offline for all of it.

Safe to say that I'm now pretty annoyed with them XD 

...um I just saw a rat in my driveway, floppin' 'round, and I was, like, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT THING, BUT I'M GETTIN' OUTTTA HERE!!!!"

Anybody know what that means when that happens???

Do you ever just write a song on the spot by singing it and then regret not recording yourself? If I had every song I have sung spontaneously, I would literally have a musical about my life.

MWAHAHAHA I am snipping and eating sorbet with scissors!!!

My hair was dyed red awhile ago and its fading back to-- brown. Ugh now im going to dye it pirplw, I'll post a pic of it when it's dyed.❤❤

okay so uh

this just happened

im was my friend's house with my sister and my friend's sister, and their parents weren't here so we were just hanging out. and then my sister asked if they know anyone with a blue car and they said no, and then a random lady got out of the car and starts walking up their driveway with a bunch of trash bags in her hands and then she unlocks the gate and walks up to the porch. at this point we were all freaking out so we grabbed our phones, locked the door, and ran into my friends room. we were absolutely terrified and we heard a knock on the door, so my sister and my friend's sister left to go see what was up. they ran back and said that the lady was by her car, not moving, just leaning into her car like she was looking for something. we waited five minutes and she STILL HADNT LEFT. the bags were on the porch and we were all shaking, so my friend called her mom and it turns out that the lady was delivering her groceries and since one of the products contained alcohol, she needed an id to make sure the buyer was over 21. she must have been looking for her phone that whole time and we had no idea, my friend had a pocketknife just in case and i was barricading the door and SHE WAS JUST A GROCERY LADY.