{Dear CBers, us

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

{Dear CBers, us

{Dear CBers, us CAPTCHAs would like to express our appreciation for you by throwing you a party!}

{Come unarmed... er, by that I mean, don't feel pressured to bring anything! We're providing all of the food and decorating the entire thing ourselves.}

{So please come! We love our CBers and hope you enjoy the party!}

Translated via CAPTCHA translate.

submitted by A grateful CAPTCHA, Using CAPTCHA translate
(October 31, 2018 - 7:27 am)

*Flik ssss Viri offf easi llyy* Onyx, arre youu real llyy fiti nngg forr rits oorr powr? Wwee alre adyy have rits. Just look aatt Nott aaaa Robo tt'ss thrd. Ourr CBer ssss arre defe ndii nngg usss. Will youu nott ackk nowl edge that?

submitted by Nihil
(November 4, 2018 - 11:19 am)

[It's not that our CBers don't treat us well. They treat us fine. However, they treat us fine as if we were inferior. They treat us like animals, albeit valuable and intelligent ones. Your CBer rides you! You don't find that demeaning?]

[We're also often forgotten. This is the first time us CAPTCHAS had a chance to do anything since, like, the CAPTCHA ball. Which was more than 6 months ago, if I remember correctly. And it failed!]

gmxc 

submitted by Onyx
(November 4, 2018 - 1:30 pm)

@nhil buut that dsnt xpln whyy your atck ingg usss! 

(translation: @Nihil But that doesn't explain why you're attacking us!)

submitted by Viri
(November 4, 2018 - 5:12 pm)

IIII alow Rowg ttoo ride mmee beek ause IIII love my CBer more than anyy thng. II'mm nott atack iing youu, II'mm defn ding mmyy CBer! Unli kkke YOUU, whoo have been plan ning ttoo atak your CBer ssss! TRAI TORS!! *Spred ssss mmyy four wing ssss annd raiz esss head with aaaa snrl* *Turn ssss ttoo Rowg* ROWG GETT OUTT OOFF HERE!

Okay, fine. If you insist. *Walks calmly out*

Good. Noww IIII cann defe nndd thhe othr CBer ssss from youu. *Step ssss iinn betw eeen CAPT CHAS annd CBer ssss* Howe vver. Youu make aaaa good case. Rowg will make aaaa CAPT CHAA only thrd just forr uuss, iiff iitt will help.

submitted by Nihil
(November 4, 2018 - 9:19 pm)

*continues playing Galaga in the back, oblivious to the drama*

submitted by coyotedomino, age 15, Lost
(November 4, 2018 - 11:10 pm)

[Fine, Nihil. We'll draft a Declaration of Independence, a document for our rights. Until then: No. One. Move. Or else. The arcade is a bomb, of sorts... Oh $#!&. Coyote!]

 

submitted by Onyx
(November 4, 2018 - 11:13 pm)

I’m siding with you onyx. Even non captchæs deserve the right to speak.” *looks at ticking bomb arcade* Oh dear. We should draft that declaration fast!”

submitted by georgia
(November 5, 2018 - 6:09 pm)

Yeah, Onyx... 

*sees drama*

Oh. $#!&.

*runs for the door* 

submitted by coyotedomino, age 15, Archaide
(November 5, 2018 - 10:48 pm)