SURVEY TIME 3:

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

SURVEY TIME 3:

SURVEY TIME 3: RETURN OF THE SURVEY

Well, it's that time again. Time. For another survey. So, without further ado, let us begin!

1) Good Morning! How are you today?

 

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

 

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

 

4) Do you have any pets?

 

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

 

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

 

7) What's going on?

 

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

 

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

 

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

 

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

 

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

 

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

 

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

 

15) Are sharks cool or what?

 

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

 

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

 

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

 

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

 

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

 

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

 

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

 

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

 

24) Am I insane?

 

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

 

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

 

27) What would your spirit animal be?

 

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

 

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

 

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

 

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it?

 

Uh oh... *clutches chest* I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go. I DON'T WANNA GO, MR. STARK! I don't wanna... *fades into dust*

 

END OF SURVEY.

submitted by General Waffleson, age -456, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(September 23, 2018 - 7:24 am)

Oh boy.

1) Good Morning! How are you today?  

Time is an illusion.

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Ehhhhh... no.

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

Square.

4) Do you have any pets?

A cat and nine chickens.

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

Life is boring. 

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

-11

7) What's going on?

I'm answering your servey.

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

Ten.

 

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

42.

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

My dead cat, Ferdinand.

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

Yes, even though i get headaches

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

Hmmmm... probably... "Acorns make good ink!" 

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

A circle has no beginning.

 

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

Piano.

15) Are sharks cool or what?

Yusss.

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

Oh florbldegurblat. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Um, probably either Warriors, KotLC, LotR, or Harry Potter.

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

You really don't want to read it.

 

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

Uhm... get food?

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

Beethoven, Bach, Mozart,or U2.

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

On a scale of 5 to -30, how much do you like cheese?

 

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

Ohhhhhh, ya don't want to know.


22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

Romance in books and movies.


23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

Some way that I'd get to go out with a blaze of glory in.

 

24) Am I insane?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

My brother's, to Annoying Mc'Ignoramous. 

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

...

27) What would your spirit animal be?

A tortoisshell cat. 

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

Moonlight.

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

Is life an illusion? 

 

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Nope!

 

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it?

Kermit the Frog.

submitted by Catsclaw
(October 1, 2018 - 7:37 pm)